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You have 349 skills Hardcore Permed, 0 Softcore Permed and 70 missing.
Lvl | Seal Clubber | Turtle Tamer | Pastamancer | Sauceror | Disco Bandit | Accordion Thief |
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Class (Original) | ||||||
0 buff | Seal Clubbing Frenzy +2 Mus (5 adv @ 1MP) |
Patience of the Tortoise +1 Mus, +3 MaxHP (5 adv @ 1MP) |
Manicotti Meditation +2 Mys (5 adv @ 1MP) |
Sauce Contemplation +1 Mys, +3 MaxHP (5 adv @ 1MP) |
Disco Aerobics +2 Mox (5 adv @ 1MP) |
Moxie of the Mariachi 1+ Mox, +3 MaxHP (5 adv @ 1MP) |
0 combat | Clobber Attack 1MP |
Toss Attack 1MP |
Spaghetti Spear 2-3 Phys. Damage 1MP |
Salsaball 2-3 Hot Damage 1MP |
Suckerpunch 1 Damage, 1 Delevel 1MP |
Sing 2-3 Damage, 2-3 for 2 More Rounds 1MP |
1 | Fortitude of the Muskox Regen 1-2HP/adv |
Headbutt Combat Skill 3MP |
Ravioli Shurikens Combat Skill 4MP |
Curse of Vichyssoise Curse Cold 2 MP |
Disco Eye-Poke 1-3 Damage, 3 Delevel 3MP |
The Moxious Madrigal +10 Mox (Buff @ 2MP) |
2 | Audacity of the Otter Crits do 3x Damage |
Skin of the Leatherback ceil(Level/2) DR |
Entangling Noodles Combat Skill 3MP |
Saucy Salve Combat Skill - Heal 10-15HP 4MP |
Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation +20% Init |
The Magical Mojomuscular Melody +10Mys, +20MaxMP (Buff @ 3MP) |
3 | Blubber Up +5Mox for 10adv 7MP |
Amphibian Sympathy +5 Fam Weight |
Lasagna Bandages Heals 10-30HP 6MP |
Expert Panhandling +10% Meat |
Disco Nap Heals 20HP, removes some status effects 8MP |
Cletus's Canticle of Celerity +20% Init (Buff @ 4MP) |
4 | Thrust-Smack Double Damage Combat Skill 4MP |
Ghostly Shell +80DA (Buff @ 6MP) |
Cannelloni Cannon Combat Spell 8MP |
Elemental Saucesphere So-so Resist. to all Elem. (Buff @ 10MP) |
Disco Dance II: Electric Boogaloo 9-11 Damage, 5 Delevel |
The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith +10Mus, +20MaxHP (Buff @ 5MP) |
5 | Super-Advanced Meatsmithing Create Weapons |
Armorcraftiness Create Armor |
Pastamastery Summon Dry Noodles 10MP |
Advanced Saucecrafting Summon Reagents 10MP |
Advanced Cocktailcrafting Summon Cocktail Ingredients 10MP |
The Polka of Plenty +50% Meat (Buff @ 7MP) |
6 | Thirst of the Weasel Smacks restore 1-2HP/fury |
Tenacity of the Snapper +8 Melee Damage (Buff @ 8MP) |
Springy Fusilli +40% Init (10adv @ 10MP) |
Soul Saucery Gather Soulsauce |
Nimble Fingers +20% Meat |
Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction +12 Damage (Buff @ 9MP) |
7 | Hide of the Walrus +50DA |
Kneebutt Combat Attack 4MP |
Spirit of Rigatoni Equip Chefstaffs |
Jalapeño Saucesphere +3DR, Damage Attacker (Buff @ 5MP) |
Tricky Knifework Become better at knives |
Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric +20% Items (Buff @ 11MP) |
8 | Claws of the Walrus +7 Melee Damage |
Empathy of the Newt +5 Fam. Weight (Buff @ 15MP) |
Stuffed Mortar Shell Combat Spell 8MP |
Itchy Curse Finger Stagger when Cursing |
Mad Looting Skillz +20% Items |
Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption level DR (Buff @ 13MP) |
9 | Tongue of the Walrus Heals 30-40HP 10MP |
Testudinal Teachings Familiars Level Faster |
Spirit of Ravioli +25% MaxHP |
Intrinsic Spiciness +level Spell Damage |
Disco Greed Momentum is +Item |
The Psalm of Pointiness Attack + Delevel when Taking Damage (Buff @ 15MP) |
10 | Lunging Thrust-Smack Triple Damage Combat Skill 8MP |
Shieldbutt Augmented Attack 5MP |
Weapon of the Pastalord Combat Spell 32MP |
Antibiotic Saucesphere 4-5 HP Regen (Buff @ 15MP) |
Disco Bravado Disco Momentum increases stat points |
Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority +10% All Attributes (Buff @ 30MP) |
11 | Rage of the Reindeer +10%Mus, +10Melee (10adv @ 10MP) |
Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises +50% MaxMP |
Leash of Linguini +5 Fam. Weight (10adv @ 12MP) |
Saucegeyser Combat Spell 24MP |
Adventurer of Leisure Sleep soundly |
Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude +3 Stats per Fight (Buff @ 40MP) |
12 | Double-Fisted Skull Smashing Dual-Wield |
Astral Shell +80DA, Slight Elem. Resist (Buff @ 10MP) |
Cannelloni Cocoon Heal All HP 20MP |
Impetuous Sauciness +5 Adv. for Reagent Potions |
Ambidextrous Funkslinging Use 2 items per combat round |
The Ode to Booze More Adv from Booze (Buff @ 50MP) |
13 | Northern Exposure So-So Cold Resist |
Cold-Blooded Fearlessness So-So Spooky Resist |
Tolerance of the Kitchen So-So Hot Resist |
Diminished Gag Reflex So-So Stench Resist |
Heart of Polyester So-So Sleaze Resist |
The Sonata of Sneakiness -5% Combat (Buff @ 20MP) |
14 | Musk of the Moose +5% Combat (10adv @ 10MP) |
Hero of the Half-Shell Musc determines damage taken if Shield equipped |
Flavour of Magic Choose Elem. of Pasta Spells |
Irrepressible Spunk +5% HP/MP |
Smooth Movement -5% Combat (10adv @ 10MP) |
Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation +5% Combat (Buff @ 20MP) |
15 | Pulverize Smash Stuff! |
Tao of the Terrapin Double DR of Hat/Pants |
Transcendental Noodlecraft +2 Dry Noodles, Wok Access |
The Way of Sauce +2 Reagents, use Scrum. Solutions |
Superhuman Cocktailcrafting +2 Ingredients, Still Access |
Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance +(level*2)ML (Buff @ 30MP |
Class (Revamp 2013) | ||||||
1 | Lunge Smack +5 Damage Attack |
Spirit Vacation +10 MP, 8-10 HP regen (10 advs) (full heal, costs 1 adv) |
Utensil Twist Attack |
Simmer +100% Spell Dam, 8-10MP Regen (10 adv) (costs 1 adv) |
Deft Hands +25% Item Damage |
Dissonant Riff Attack and Delevel |
2 | Hibernate +3 stats/fight (5 adv) (full heal, costs 1 adv) |
Blessing of the War Snapper (Blessing of the War Snapper) 15 MP |
Transcendent Al Dente +20 MaxMP, 19-20MP Regen (10 adv) (costs 1 adv) |
Stream of Sauce Combat Skill 2MP |
Disco Dance of Doom 6-8 Damage, 3 Delevel |
Cadenza Attack with Accordion |
3 | Cold Shoulder Smack skills do +5 cold damage |
Stiff Upper Lip (10 DR) (Facial Expression) |
Bind Vampieroghi Thrall: Vampieroghi 12 MP |
Icy Glare +10 Cold [Spell] Damage (Facial Expression) |
Disco State of Mind Generate Momentum |
Crab Claw Technique Accordion +Accuracy |
4 | Wrath of the Wolverine Build Fury |
Pizza Lover Om nom nom pizza! |
Arched Eyebrow of the Archmage +10 Spell Damage (Facial Expression) |
Inner Sauce 3-4MP Regen |
Frantic Gyrations Momentum makes you harder to hit |
Accordion Bash Hit with Accordion (Stun) |
5 | Buoyancy of the Beluga Regen 1HP/adv for each Fury |
Shell Up Stun 6 MP |
Bind Vermincelli Thrall: Vermincelli 30 MP |
Saucestorm Combat Spell 10MP |
That's Not a Knife THIS is a knife! |
Accordion Appreciation Double Accordion Enchantments |
6 | Scowl of the Auk (+10 Weapon Damage) (Facial Expression) |
Spirit Snap Various Attack 10 MP |
Bringing Up the Rear Power Up Spells with Thralls! |
Curse of Marinara Curse Damage & Healing 4 MP |
Disco Face Stab Attack with best Knife |
Concerto de los Muertos Spooky Damage |
7 | Furious Wallop Guaranteed to Hit Attack (5MP & 1 Fury) |
Blessing of She-Who-Was (Blessing of She-Who-Was) 30 MP |
Bind Angel Hair Wisp Thrall: Angel Hair Wisp 60 MP |
Wave of Sauce Combat Spell 10MP |
Flashy Dancer Momentum makes you dodge |
Five Finger Discount 5% Off! |
8 | Club Foot Delevel Attack (8MP) |
Butts of Steel <3 Butts |
Shield of the Pastalord 30% Dam Reduction (10 adv @ 20MP) |
Curse of the Thousand Islands Curse Stagger 6 MP |
Disco Smirk +10 Mox (Facial Expression) |
Suspicious Gaze +20% Init (Facial Expression) |
9 | Seething of the Snow Leopard Addnl. Bonus Damage from Fury |
Spiky Shell Damage Attacking Opponents (Buff @ 8MP) |
Bind Undead Elbow Macaroni Thrall: Elbow Macaroni 100 MP |
Saucecicle Cold Damage |
Knife in the Dark Attack with best Knife |
Bawdy Refrain Sleaze Attack |
10 | Ire of the Orca Fury Capacity increased to 5 |
Reptilian Fortitude +30MaxHP (Buff @ 10MP) |
Thrall Unit Tactics -MP Cost with Thrall |
Master Saucier +10% Spell Damage |
Disco Shank |
Thief Among the Honorable +5% Items |
11 | Batter Up! Use Fury to Banish! |
Blessing of the Storm Tortoise Blessing of the Storm Tortoise 50 MP |
Bind Penne Dreadful Thrall: Penne Dreadful 150 MP |
Saucemaven Om nom nom sauce! |
Disco Dance 3: Back in the Habit Attack. 14 Delevel |
Sticky Fingers Pickpocket Meat |
12 | Cavalcade of Fury Attack (All Fury) |
The Long View +3 Adv/Day |
Subtle and Quick to Anger +10% Spell Dam |
Curse of Weaksauce Curse Weaken 8 MP |
Disco Inferno Hot Damage |
Cone of Zydeco Attack |
13 | Northern Explosion Cold Attack (16MP) |
Spirit Boon Receive Boon 30 MP |
Bind Lasagmbie Thrall: Lasagmbie 200 MP |
Wry Smile +1 Mys per Fight (Facial Expression) |
Disco Fever +10% Mox, +10 Ranged Dam (10 Adv) |
Master Accordion Master Thief +10% Pickpocket Chance |
14 | Precision of the Penguin +1Crit% per Fury |
Patient Smile +1Mus Stat/Fight (Facial Expression) |
Wizard Squint +10% Spell Crit (Facial Expression) |
Sauce Monocle +15% Crit(10 adv @ 20MP) |
Sensitive Fingers +10% Pickpocket |
Knowing Smile +1 Moxie Stat/fight (Facial Expression) |
15 | Pride of the Puffin +10ML (30MP @10adv) |
Turtle Power Bring it on. |
Bind Spice Ghost Thrall: Spice Ghost 250 MP |
Blood Sugar Sauce Magic MP at cost of HP |
Disco Leer +10% Meat (Facial Expression) |
Mariachi Memory +1 Song |
Class (Other) | ||||||
Spookyraven | Snarl of the Timberwolf +10 Spooky Damage (Facial Expression) |
Spectral Snapper Combat Attack 20MP |
Fearful Fettucini Combat Spell 24MP |
Scarysauce So-So Sleaze/Cold Resist (Buff @ 10MP) |
Tango of Terror 15-18 Spooky Damage, 8 Delevel 8MP |
Dirge of Dreadfulness +12 Spooky Damage (Buff @ 12MP) |
The Sea | Harpoon! Combat Skill 30MP |
Summon Leviatuga 301-350 Damage 40MP |
Tempuramancy Create Tempura Dishes |
Deep Saucery Create Potions with Globes of Deep Sauce |
Salacious Cocktailcrafting Use Seaodes in Cocktailcrafting |
Donho's Bubbly Ballad -20% Underwater Penalty (Buff @ 75MP) |
Trader 2010 | Iron Palm Technique Swords Become Clubs |
Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin +1Fam Exp/Combat (Buff @ 10MP) |
Stringozzi Serpent Attack and Poison 16 MP |
Käsesoßesturm Stench Saucestorm 6 MP |
Kung Fu Hustler Power to the Fists! |
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration Free Crafting (Buff @ 100MP) |
Crimbo 2009 | Holiday Weight Gain +MaxHP Buff by level (10 adv @ 10MP) |
Jingle Bells Familiar Acts More (Buff @5 MP) |
Candyblast Damage and Candy! 8 MP |
Surge of Icing Damage Spell 10 MP |
Stealth Mistletoe Delevels more with DB Attacks 5 MP |
Cringle's Curative Carol Restore 5-10HP/Adv (Buff @5 MP) |
Hobopolis | ||||||
Hodgman | Natural Born Scrabbler +5% Items |
Thrift and Grift +10% Meat |
Abs of Tin +10% MaxHP |
Marginally Insane +10% MaxMP |
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30MP Elemental | Conjure Relaxing Campfire |
Maximum Chill |
Mudbath |
Inappropriate Backrub |
Creepy Lullaby |
Wassail |
120MP Elemental | Awesome Balls of Fire |
Snowclone |
Eggsplosion |
Grease Lightning |
Raise Backup Dancer |
Toynado |
Accordion Thief | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder +50% Meat, +20% Items (Buff @ 50MP) |
Benetton's Medley of Diversity +15 Prism. Damage (Buff @ 50MP) |
Elron's Explosive Etude +50% Spell Damage (Buff @ 50MP) |
Chorale of Companionship +10 Fam Weight (Buff @ 50MP) |
Prelude of Precision +2% Crit Chance (Buff @ 50MP) |
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Dreadsylvania | ||||||
Dread (SC) | Club Earth |
Carbohydrate Cudgel |
Splattersmash |
Grab a Cold One |
Song of the North |
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Dread (TT) | Turtleini |
Sauceshell |
Conspiratorial Whispers |
Song of Slowness |
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Dread (PM) | Spaghetti Breakfast |
Shadow Noodles |
Song of Starch |
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Dread (S) | Splashdance |
Song of Sauce |
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Dread (DB) | Song of Bravado |
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Crimbo! | ||||||
Crimbo 2010 | Fashionably Late +1 Adventure Per Day |
Executive Narcolepsy One Free Rest Per Day |
Lunch Break Summon a Sack Lunch |
Offensive Joke Sleaze Damage, 20 Delevel |
Managerial Manipulation +10 All Stats (Others Only) |
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Crimbo 2013 | Shrap Non-Elemental Damage |
Psychokinetic Hug +10 Stats |
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Crimbo 2014 | Rapid Prototyping Craft 5 Times a Day, Free |
Mathematical Precision Combat Items 50% more Damage (20 adv @ 10MP) |
Ruthless Efficiency Deleveling 50% Better (20 adv @ 10MP) |
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Crimbo 2015 | Communism! 1000 Meat! |
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Crimbo 2016 | Stack Lumps Lumps->Sludge |
Sweet Synthesis Candy + Spleen == Effect |
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Crimbo 2017 Crombotatoyotathon |
Silent Hunter +25% Init (50 MP, 10 Adv) |
Quiet Determination Muscle +25% (Facial Expression) |
Quiet Judgement Myst +25% (Facial Expression) |
Silent Treatment Ignore Resistances (20 MP Combat) |
Silent Knife Knife Damage and Stagger |
Quiet Desperation +25% Moxie (Facial Expression) |
Crimbo 2018 | Carol of the Bulls +100% Weapon Damage |
Carol of the Hells +100% Spell Damage |
Carol of the Thrills +3 stats |
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Crimbo 2019 | The Spirit of Taking +10% Item Drops |
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Crimbo 2020 Crimbotatodonatothon |
Long Winter's Map 5 free rests |
Bowl Full of Jelly 1/daily epic food |
Ashes and Soot Combat: myst-based fire/physical damage |
Eye and a Twist 1/daily epic booze |
Dimples, How Merry! +1 stats per combat |
Chubby and Plump 1/daily +50% HP/MP 60 adv |
Crimbo 2022 Crimbotatogoogoneathon |
Ancient Crymbo Lore +3 stats in December |
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Other | ||||||
Trader 2008 | Rainbow Gravitation |
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PVP | Thick-Skinned |
Chip on your Shoulder |
Summon Holiday Fun!: Level 1 Fun! |
Summon Carrot: Level 1 That's a cold carrot |
Summon Kokomo Resort Pass Aruba, Jamaica... |
Bear Essence : Level 4 +80% Picnic Baskets |
Pirate Bellow: Level 1 Arrrr! |
Summon Annoyance: Level 2 |
Calculate the Universe: Level 4 |
Toggle Optimality: Level 0 |
Experience Safari: Level 1 |
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Gnomish | Torso Awareness [Torso Awaregness] Wear Shirts |
Gnomish Hardigness +5% MaxHP |
Cosmic Ugnderstanding +5% MaxMP |
Powers of Observatiogn +10% Items |
Gnefarious Pickpocketing +10% Meat |
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The Slime Tube | Slimy Sinews (0/10) +20 MaxHP |
Slimy Synapses (0/10) +10 MaxMP |
Slimy Shoulders (1/10) +20% Init |
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The Suburbs of Dis | Torment Plant |
Pinch Ghost |
Tattle |
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Silent Invasion | Silent Slam |
Silent Squirt |
Silent Slice |
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Ascension | Master of the Surprising Fist +10 Dam and +20 to-hit with empty hands |
Request Sandwich |
Mild Curse Ed brings the insults |
Belch The Rainbow 0/11 Burp! |
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Elemental Planes | Grease Up +15 Sleaze Damage (10 adv @ 15MP) |
Sloppy Secrets More Beach Bucks |
Unoffendable Serious Sleaze Resist (+3) |
Hypersane Serious Spooky Resist (+3) |
Intimidating Mien +15 Spooky Damage (10 adv @ 15MP) |
Olfactory Burnout Serious Stench Resist (+3) |
Garbage Nova |
Dinsey Operations Expert |
Rotten Memories +15 Stench Damage (10 adv @ 15MP) |
Asbestos Heart Serious Hot Resist (+3) |
Firegate |
Pyromania +15 Hot Damage (10 adv @ 15MP) |
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Beardfreeze +15 Cold Damage (10 adv @ 15MP) |
Frost Bite |
Perfect Freeze |
Refusal to Freeze Serious Cold Resist (+3) |
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LT&T | Bow-Legged Swagger |
Bend Hell |
Steely-Eyed Squint |
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Daily Dungeon | Singer's Faithful Ocelot |
Drescher's Annoying Noise |
Walberg's Dim Bulb |
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Twitch | Alien Source Code Max MP +5 |
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Waffle House | Brain Games +3 Rollover Adventures |
20/20 Vision +10% Item Drop |
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Deck of Every Card | Ancestral Recall Draw 3 Cards |
Dark Ritual Get 3 Black Mana |
Giant Growth +3/+3 |
Healing Salve Recover 3 life |
Lightning Bolt Does 3 damage |
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Snojo | Shattering Punch 3/day Instakill |
Shivering Monkey Technique +15% Init Passive |
Snokebomb 3/day Banish |
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Eldritch Love | Eldritch Intellect Spooky res/dmg + 1, Eldritch Knowledge |
Evoke Eldritch Horror Summon Tentacles |
Eternal Flame Hot res/dmg + 1, Political Knowledge |
Dead Nostrils Stench res/dmg + 1, Stay Fresh |
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Gingerbread | Licorice Rope Banish a Gingerman |
Gingerbread Mob Hit Instakill 1/day |
Fifteen Minutes of Flame +15 Hot Dmg/Spell Dmg, +15 init |
Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau Doesn't make a hat |
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Spacegate | Quantum Movement +20% Init |
5-D Earning Potential +20% Meat |
Object Quasi-Permanence +10% Items |
Disintegrate 150 MP Yellow Ray |
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Madame Zatara | Get Big +20% to all stats |
Gallapagosian Mating Call Weak sniff a monster |
Inscrutable Gaze +10% to Myst gains (Facial Expression) |
Love Mixology Summons random Love Potions |
Acquire Rhinestones Creates Rhinestones |
Paul's Passionate Pop Song Regen 4-5MP/adv |
Vampyre | Blood Frenzy +50% Weapon Damage (10 Adv) |
Blood Bond +5 Fam Weight (10 adv) |
Blood Bucatini Damage and Delevel |
Blood Bubble First attack always misses (3 adv) |
Blood Blade Makes a butter knife! |
Bram's Bloody Bagatelle Damage everyone! |
PirateRealm | Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety Summon rum, grapefruit, limes |
Tiki Mixology Make rhum cocktails |
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Drippy | Drippy Eye-Beetle |
Drippy Eye-Sprout |
Drippy Eye-Stone |
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Misc. | Chronic Indigestion |
CLEESH |
Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting |
Transcendent Olfaction |
Vent Rage Gland |
Summon "Boner Battalion" Damage Each round of Combat |
Misc. 2 | Summon Crimbo Candy |
Unaccompanied Miner |
Volcanometeor Showeruption |
Natural Born Skeleton Killer +10% Skeleton Murder! |
Deep Dark Visions |
Frigidalmatian |
Misc. 3 | Bind Spaghetti Elemental Thrall: Spaghetti Elemental Thrall 150 MP |
Speluck Underground +5% item, +10% meat |
Astute Angler +10 Fishing Skill |
Meteor Lore Meteor Love! |
Expert Corner-Cutter 5 free craftings |
Budget Conscious +10% meat drop |
Misc. 4 | Drinking to Drink +1 liver capacity |
Army of Toddlers Summons fighin' babies! |
Implode Universe: Level 1 |
Visit your Favorite Bird In bird culture, this is considered a dick move |
Always Never Not Guzzling |
Lock Picking Make a key, you still can't pick locks |
Misc. 5 | Comprehensive Cartography You know how to find things |
Emotionally Chipped All the feelings! |
Gemelli's March of Testery Gold Stars for everyone! |
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Mystical Bookshelf | ||||||
Tomes | Summon Snowcones |
Summon Stickers |
Summon Sugar Sheets |
Summon Clip Art |
Summon Rad Libs |
Summon Smithsness |
Librams | Summon Party Favor |
Summon Candy Heart |
Summon Love Song |
Summon BRICKOs |
Summon Dice |
Summon Resolutions |
Summon Taffy |
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Grimoires | Summon Hilarious Objects |
Summon Tasteful Items |
Summon Alice's Army Cards |
Summon Geeky Gifts |
Summon Confiscated Things |
You have 86 tattoos and 24 outfits for which you do not have the corresponding tattoo and are missing 162 tattoos.
SC |
SC HC |
SC HCO |
Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher |
TT |
TT HC |
TT HCO |
Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord |
PM |
PM HC |
PM HCO |
Legendary Regalia of the Pasta Master |
S |
S HC |
S HCO |
Legendary Regalia of the Saucemaestro |
DB |
DB HC |
DB HCO |
Legendary Regalia of the Groovelord |
AT |
AT HC |
AT HCO |
Legendary Regalia of the Master Squeezeboxer |
AoB |
AoB HC |
Zombie Slayer |
Zombie Slayer HC |
AoJ |
AoJ HC |
AoSP |
AoSP HC |
Actually Ed the Undying |
Actually Ed the Undying HC |
Cow Puncher |
Cow Puncher HC |
Beanslinger |
Beanslinger HC |
Snake Oiler |
Snake Oiler HC |
Gelatinous Noob |
Gelatinous Noob HC |
Vampyre |
Vampyre HC |
Plumber |
Plumber HC |
SC I |
SC II |
SC III |
SC IV |
SC V |
SC VI |
SC VII |
SC VIII |
SC IX |
SC X |
SC XI |
SC XI+ |
HC I |
HC II |
HC III |
HC IV |
HC V |
HC VI |
HC VII |
HC VIII |
HC IX |
HC X |
HC XI |
HC XI+ |
Teet |
Booze |
Oxy |
8-Bit Finery |
Antique Arms and Armor |
Arboreal Raiment |
Arrrbor Day Apparrrrrel |
Black Armaments |
Blasphemous Bedizenment |
Bounty-Hunting Rig |
Bow Tux |
BRICKOfig Outfit |
Bugbear Costume |
Cloaca-Cola Uniform |
Clockwork Apparatus |
Crimbo Duds |
Crimborg Assault Armor |
Cold Comforts |
Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume |
Dark Bro's Vestments |
Dire Drifter Duds |
Dwarvish War Uniform |
Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform |
El Vibrato Relics |
Encephalic Ensemble |
eXtreme Cold-Weather Gear |
Knight's Armor |
Filthy Hippy Disguise |
Floaty Fatigues |
Frat Boy Ensemble |
Frat Warrior Fatigues |
Frigid Northlands Garb |
Furry Suit |
Glad Bag Glad Rags |
Gnauga Hides |
Grass Guise |
Grimy Reaper's Vestments |
Fancy Tux |
Hodgman's Regal Frippery |
Honey |
Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit |
Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments |
Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform |
Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise |
Lunar |
Mining Gear |
Mutant Couture |
OK Lumber. Outfit |
Palmist Para. |
Paperclippery |
Pork Elf Prizes |
Primitive Radio Duds |
Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia |
Radio Free Regalia |
Roy Orbison Disguise |
Slimesuit |
Smoked Pottery |
Snowman Suit |
Star Garb |
Swashbuckling Getup |
Sucker Samurai Suit |
Tapered Threads |
Tawdry Tramp Togs |
Terrifying Clown Suit |
Terrycloth Tackle |
Time Trappings |
Thousandth Birthday Suit |
Transparent Trappings |
Tropical Crimbo Duds |
Unblemished Uniform |
Uncle Hobo's Rags |
Vestments of the Treeslayer |
Vile Vagrant Vestments |
War Hippy Fatigues |
Wumpus-Hair Wardrobe |
Yendorian Finery |
Clay Tattoo |
Wax Wardrobe |
Pinata Provisions |
Oil Rig |
Animelf Apparel |
Seafaring Suit |
Crappy Mer-kin Disguise |
Mer-kin Gladiatorial Gear |
Mer-kin Scholar's Vestments |
Raiments of the Final Boss |
Violent Vestments |
Hateful Habiliment |
Clothing of Loathing |
Dreadful Bugbear Tattoo |
Dreadful Ghost Tattoo |
Dreadful Pajama Tattoo |
Dreadful Skeleton Tattoo |
Dreadful Vampire Tattoo |
Dreadful Werewolf Tattoo |
Dreadful Zombie Tattoo |
Cool Iron Tattoo |
Space Beast Furs |
Brogre Brouture |
Xiblaxian Tattoo |
SPQL Tattoo |
Bear Claw Tattoo |
Workoutfit |
High-Radiation Tattoo |
ZAP! Tattoo |
Ceramic Suit Tattoo |
Synthetic Suit Tattoo |
Topiaria |
Toxic Togs |
Wart Dinsey's Brain |
Spelunker Tattoo |
Hot Ghost Tattoo |
Emperor Tattoo |
SMOOCH Tattoo |
Cooper's Couture |
Wicker Wear |
Bakelite Brigandine |
The Jokester's Tattoo |
Eldritch Equipage |
Gingerbread Tattoo |
Aeroutfit |
Wrought Wrappings |
Spant Armor |
Meteor Masquerade |
Cheerful Reindeer Suit |
Miming Regalia |
Pyrotechnic Paper Paraphernalia |
Gabardine Guise |
Fiberglass Finery |
Genie Lamp Tattoo |
Psychic Enpsemble |
Warrior's Tattoo |
Wizard's Tattoo |
Thief's Tattoo |
Government-Issued Garb |
Mutant Parts Apparel |
Slime Enslamble |
Snakeskin Suit |
Bauxite Tattoo |
Chalk Chostume |
Marble Materials |
PirateRealm Tattoo |
Shallow Sea Fishing Outfit |
Cursed Skeleton Pirate Costume |
Whittled Wearables |
Antique Nutcracker Tattoo |
Terra Cotta Tackle Tattoo |
Paraffinalia Tattoo |
Mushroom Masquerade |
Guzzlr Tattoo |
Lathed Livery |
Stained Glass Tattoo |
Velour Tattoo |
Loofah Tattoo |
Flagstone Tattoo |
Sneaky Pete XXIX |
Sneaky Pete XXIX 2 |
Sneaky Pete XXIX 3 |
Sneaky Pete XXIX 4 |
Sneaky Pete XXIX 5 |
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AWOL I |
AWOL II |
AWOL III |
AWOL IV |
AWOL V |
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Artist |
Delicious Salad |
Demon Tattoo |
Martini |
Loathing Legion |
Alice's Army |
Best Game Ever!!! |
Corrupted Data |
FDKOL tattoo |
Dreadsylvania 1000FK Tattoo |
Spring Break Beach Tattoo |
Merc Core challenge coin |
Mark of the Bugbear |
Mark of the Werewolf |
Mark of the Zombie |
Mark of the Ghost |
Mark of the Vampire |
Mark of the Skeleton |
Dinseylandfill Tattoo |
DEBBIE Tattoo |
Wal-Mart Tattoo |
Batfellow Tattoo |
LT&T Tattoo |
Hobo Tattoo 3/19 |
Airplane Tattoo |
Fluffy Bunny Tattoo |
Detective Tattoo |
Proton Tattoo |
Twitch Television Tattoo |
I Love Gingerbread City |
Eternal Knot Tattoo |
Spacegate Initiative |
New-You Tattoo |
KGB Tattoo |
FantasyRealm Tattoo |
Gattoo |
Cheese Tattoo |
Party Tattoo |
Crimbo 2018 Tattoo |
Red Roger Tattoo |
Guzzlr Tattoo 2 |
Yeg's Tattoo |
Crimbo Carol Tattoo |
Crimbo Cheer Tattoo |
Crimbo Commerce Tattoo |
You have 32 trophies and are missing 128 trophies.
You have 109 familiars (missing 163), have done 1 tourguide runs and 1 100% runs.
100% Run Done | 90% Run Done | Have Familiar | Have Familiar Hatchling | Don't have Familiar |
Bank Piggy | Egg Benedict | Floating Eye | Money-Making Goblin | Oyster Bunny | Plastic Grocery Bag | Snowhitman | Vampire Bat | Worm Doctor |
The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert | Battlefield | Belowdecks | Bugbear Pen | Camp Logging Camp |
Cobb"s Knob Menagerie, Level 3 | Cola Wars Battlefield | Defiled Nook | Enormous Greater-Than Sign | eXtreme Slope |
"Fun" House | Lair of the Ninja Snowmen | Limerick Dungeon | The Unquiet Garves | Noob Cave |
Penultimate Fantasy Airship | Poker Room | Road to White Citadel | Sleazy Back Alley | Thugnderdome |
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |
Volleychaun | Fairychaun | Fairyball | FairyWhelp | Equipment | |
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2005 | Cheshire Bitten | coffee sprite | |||
2006 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | calm attention-deficit demon | |||
2007 | nervous tick egg | jitterbug larva | |||
2008 | unemployed hunchbacked minion | siesta-ing Casagnova gnome | |||
2009 | uniclops egg | passed-out psychedelic bear | |||
2010 | hungover chauvinist pig | perfectly ordinary frog | |||
2011 | rehearsing dramatic hedgehog | sleeping piano cat | |||
2012 | The Groose in the Hoose | The Kloop in the Coop | |||
2013 | avatar of the Unconscious Collective | dreaming Jung man | |||
2014 | praying Grim Brother | hibernating Grimstone Golem | |||
2015 | golden monkey statuette | Professor of Spelunkology | |||
2016 | basking robin | ||||
2017 | hopeful candle | ||||
2018 | kerosene-soaked skip | ||||
2019 | elf sleeper agent | ||||
2020 | Retrospecs try-at-home kit | ||||
2021 | fresh can of paint | ||||
2022 | mint condition magnifying glass |
KoL Con 3-D Glasses | KoL Con IV Pole | KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat | KoL Con Six Pack | Seven Loco | KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet |
Hat O' Nine Tails | KoL Con X Treasure Map | Size XI Wizard's Robe | KoL Con 12-gauge | ||
Hippo tutu | Gygaxian Libram | Tome of Rad Libs | Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog | Xi Receiver Unit | Potted tea tree |
KoL Con 13 snowglobe | |||||
Horsery contract |
Staff of the Short Order Cook |
Staff of the Midnight Snack |
Staff of Blood and Pudding |
Staff of the Teapot Tempest |
Staff of the Greasefire |
Staff of the Black Kettle |
Staff of the Soupbone |
Staff of The Scummy Sink |
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron |
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer |
Staff of the Grand Flambé |
Staff of the Kitchen Floor |
Staff of the Grease Trap |
Staff of the Deepest Freeze |
The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff |
Staff of Holiday Sensations |
Staff of the Roaring Hearth |
Staff of the Electric Range |
Staff of Kitchen Royalty |
Staff of Frozen Lard |
Staff of the Peppermint Twist |
Seal Clubber | Turtle Tamer | Pastamancer | Sauceror | Disco Bandit | Accordion Thief | |
Hobopolis Instruments | sealskin drum |
washboard shield |
spaghetti-box banjo |
marinara jug |
makeshift castanets |
left-handed melodica |
Secrets from the Future | monstrous monocle |
brazen bracelet |
molten medallion |
bewitching boots |
bitter bowtie |
musty moccasins |
Hats | Pants | Accessories | |
150 Nickels | battered old top-hat |
hobo dungarees |
rope with some soap on it |
200 Nickels | shapeless wide-brimmed hat |
mostly rat-hide leggings |
hobo stogie |
250 Nickels | crumpled felt fedora |
old patched suit-pants |
old soft shoes |
Underworld | Underworld truncheon |
Staff of the Woodfire |
Underworld flail |
Necbromancer | The Necbromancer's Hat |
The Necbromancer's Shorts |
The Necbromancer's Stein |
Walrus ice cream | beautiful soup | eggman noodles | vial of jus de larmes | lobster qua grill | missing wine |
Humpty Dumplings | ittah bittah hookah | Chess Boards Completed 0/50 |
Lens of Violence | Pigsticker of Violence x2 | Brand of Violence | Jodhpurs of Violence | Ass-Stompers of Violence | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence |
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Lens of Hatred | Staff of Simmering Hatred | Cold Stone of Hatred | Pantaloons of Hatred x2 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred x2 | Girdle of Hatred |
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Goggles of Loathing | Stick-Knife of Loathing | Scepter of Loathing | Jeans of Loathing | Treads of Loathing | Belt of Loathing | Pocket Square of Loathing |
Helm of the Scream Emperor | Cloak of Dire Shadows x2 | Sword of Dark Omens | Shield of Icy Fate | Greaves of the Murk Lord | Boots of Twilight Whispers | Belt of Howling Anger | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon |
Truthsayer | Byte | Sword of Procedural Generation | Meatcleaver | Bloodbath | Ginsu™ | White Dragon Fang |
Sasq™ watch | pair of plants | smoker's cloak | camouflage T-shirt | trench lighter | mercenary pistol | mercenary rifle |
Dinsey's oculus | Dinsey's radar dish | Dinsey's pizza cutter | Dinsey's brain | Dinsey's pants | Dinsey's glove |
stinky fannypack | garbage sticker | hazmat helmet | fake washboard | backwoods banjo | ratskin pajama pants |
lavalarva | basaltamander buckler | lava balaclava | biker's hat | feathered headdress | electrician's hardhat |
blue LavaCo Lamp™ | green LavaCo Lamp™ | red LavaCo Lamp™ | Lavalos's shell | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | The One Mood Ring |
little deuce cape | Pener's drumstick | love |
norwhal helmet | octolus-skin cloak | sardine can key | Wal-Mart nametag | Wal-Mart overalls | Wal-Mart snowglobe |
17-ball | Counterclockwise Watch | crazy bastard sword | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | hockey stick of furious angry rage | optimal spreadsheet | hypnodisk | incredibly dense meat gem |
Platinum Yendorian Express Card | Talisman of Baio | Talisman of Bakula | The Nuge's favorite crossbow | consolation ribbon | repaid diaper |
warbear warscarf |
warbear laser bowtie |
warbear goggles |
warbear fleece-lined warscarf |
warbear plasma bowtie |
warbear snowblindness goggles |
warbear electric warscarf |
warbear nuclear bowtie |
warbear polarized goggles |
warbear plain ushanka |
warbear plain helm |
warbear plain fedora |
warbear lined ushanka |
warbear spiked helm |
warbear feathered fedora |
warbear heated ushanka |
warbear electro-spiked helm |
warbear fancy fedora |
warbear long johns |
warbear battle greaves |
warbear party pants |
warbear fleece-lined long johns |
warbear officer greaves |
warbear ceremonial party pants |
warbear electric long johns |
warbear bearserker greaves |
warbear high festival pants |
warbear breakfast machine |
warbear soda machine |
Thwaitgold bee statuette | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | Thwaitgold maggot statuette |
Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette x2 | Thwaitgold ant statuette x4 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette x9 |
Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | Thwaitgold spider statuette x9 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | Thwaitgold termite statuette x542 |
Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | Thwaitgold moth statuette | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | Thwaitgold bug statue x30 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette |
Thwaitgold metabug statuette | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette x2 |
Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | Thwaitgold slug statuette | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette x11 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette |
silver cow creamer | wolf whistle | witch's bra | spinning wheel | hare pin |
insulting hat | offensive moustache | cursed microwave | cursed pony keg | hairshirt | bagged stuffed "L" |
stuffed club | stuffed "L" | The Cocktail Shaker | School of Hard Knocks Diploma x4 | Universal Seasoning |
Hand-carved bokken | Hand-carved bow | Hand-carved staff | pogo stick |
replica bat-oomerang x2 | The Jokester's pants | The Jokester's wig | The Jokester's gun x2 |
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | Daisy's unclean bloomers | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | Glenn's golden dice | El Vibrato restraints x9 |
Clara's bell x7 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun x6 | western-style skinning knife | reliable sixgun | steel knuckles | Pecos Dave's sixgun |
outrageous sombrero | tin star | "Humorous" T-shirt | Royal scepter | exclusive club | Martialest Arts trophy |
talking spade | infinite BACON machine | First Post shirt - Cir Senam | Official Council Aide Pin | eldritch hammer | HP-35 Calculator |
Silver HP-35 Calculator | Golden HP-35 Calculator | Platinum HP-35 Calculator | Diamond HP-35 Calculator | recovered cufflinks | License to Chill |
Jeppson's Malort | Mysterious Green Box x31 | tiny plastic sword | ring | beet | etched hourglass |
Murgatroyd diode | enhanced signal receiver | red plumber's boots | subscription cocoa dispenser |
antique tacklebox | sonar fishfinder |
detective roscoe | noir fedora x2 | trench coat |
burnt snowpants x159 | Carpathian longsword x357 | fleshy lump x304 | frigid derringer x820 | haunted bindle x511 | Liam's mail x543 |
Mr. Screege's spectacles x290 | smoldering bagel punch x847 | Spookyraven signet x1541 | standards and practices guide x184 | tie-dyed fannypack x4 | Unfortunato's foolscap x176 |
Caveman Dan's Favorite Rock | Chroner cross | Chroner trigger | flapper floppers | glass eye | gumshoes |
iflail | ishield | ninjammies | portable Othello set | sneakeasies | solid shifting time weirdness |
Time-twitching toolbelt | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | Time Bandit Time Towel x2 | Time Cape | Time Cloak | Time Lord Badge of Honor |
Time Lord Participation Mug | time shuriken | white earbuds | wooly loincloth | yabba dabba doo rag | Yorick |
candy dog collar x2 | gingerbeard | gingerbread gavel | gingerbread mask | gingerbread moneybag | gingerbread pistol |
gingerservo | sour ball and chain x4 | sprinkle-begging cup |
bad vibroknife x2 | crystal belt buckle | Krampus Horn | saffron antaravasaka | saffron uttarasanga | third eye | Uncle Crimbo's Hat |
primitive alien blowgun | primitive alien loincloth | primitive alien necklace | primitive alien spear | primitive alien totem |
shield of the Skeleton Lord | ring of the Skeleton Lord | scepter of the Skeleton Lord |
everfull glass x3 | fancy party pants | gold skull ring x3 | paint palette x6 | PARTY HARD T-shirt |
party crasher | party whip | pump-up high-tops x4 |
mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | mime army insignia (cryonics) | mime army insignia (sanitation) | mime army insignia (morale) | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | mime army insignia (intelligence) |
mime army insignia (espionage) | mime army insignia (infantry) | mime army infiltration glove | mime army challenge coin | mime army shotglass |
lucky gold ring | Red Roger's red left foot | Red Roger's red left hand | Red Roger's red right foot | Red Roger's red right hand |
anemoney clip | Crimbylow-rise jeans x2 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | hand-knitted diving booties | icing poncho x2 |
kelp-holly drape x2 | kelp-holly gun x3 | Mer-kin rollpin x2 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | peppermint harpoon gun | peppermint spine x5 |
ribbon candy ascot | soggy elf shoes x4 | Yuleviathan necklace x2 |
boxed gumball machine | can of mixed everything x3 | carnivorous potted plant x2 | cozy scarf | the Crymbich Manuscript | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) |
festive egg sac | goo magnet | potato alarm clock x3 | synthetic rock | meatball machine | refurbished air fryer |
1) Pies | - |
2) Preternatural Greed Spooky Forest | Gol'otepoo |
3) Fit To Be Tide Sonofa Beach | - |
4) Big Flaming Whip Friar's Gate | - |
5) Demonic Taint Haunted Bathroom | - |
6) Ragamuffin Imp | Tatter |
7) Drinks | Ak'gyxoth |
8) Existential Torment Nemesis Lair | - |
9) Burning, Man Sinister Ancient Tablet | - |
10) The Pleasures of the Flesh Strange Cube | - |
11) Friend of Gary The Cola Wars Battlefield | - |
12) Neil the Sofa Sloth Intergnat | - |
dungeon fist gauntlet | meteoid ice beam | sinister demon mask | space trip safety headphones | streetfighting champion's belt |
Boss | Outfit Pieces | Other Pieces | ||||
Great Wolf | Great Wolf's headband |
Great Wolf's right paw |
Great Wolf's left paw |
Great Wolf's lice |
Great Wolf's rocket launcher |
Great Wolf's beastly trousers |
Falls-From-Sky | Drapes-You-Regally |
Warms-Your-Tush |
Covers-Your-Head |
Protects-Your-Junk |
Quiets-Your-Steps |
Helps-You-Sleep |
Mayor Ghost | Mayor Ghost's cloak |
Mayor Ghost's khakis |
Mayor Ghost's toupee |
Mayor Ghost's scissors |
Mayor Ghost's sash |
Mayor Ghost's gavel |
Zombie | zombie mariachi hat |
zombie accordion |
zombie mariachi pants |
HOA regulation book |
HOA zombie eyes |
HOA citation pad |
Unkillable Skeleton | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap |
Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards |
Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate |
Unkillable Skeleton's shield |
Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword |
Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg |
Count Drunkula | Thunkula's drinking cap |
Drunkula's silky pants |
Drunkula's cape |
Drunkula's ring of haze |
Drunkula's wineglass |
Drunkula's bell |
a little sump'm sump'm | an evil little sump'm sump'm | bad rum and good cola | banana daiquiri | beaver punch (cherry) | beaver punch (papaya) |
beaver punch (peach) | berry-infused sake | blended frozen swill | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | blood-red mushroom wine | bloody beer (Sir S) |
bloody beer (Willer) | bloody mary | Bloody Nora | bodyslam | boilermaker | bottle of drinkin' gas |
bottle of gin | bottle of rum | bottle of sake | bottle of Sanguiovese | bottle of tequila | bottle of vodka |
bottle of whiskey | boxed wine | Breakfast Blast wine cooler | bungle in the jungle | Buttery Boy | buzzing mushroom wine |
caipifruta | calle de miel | calle de miel with a fly in it | carrot claret | cherry bomb | Cherrytastrophe wine cooler |
chocotini | Churchill | citrus-infused sake | Citrus Crush wine cooler | Cobra Bowl | complex mushroom wine |
cool mushroom wine | Crimbojito | dew yoana lei | dew yoana salacious lei | dirt julep | dirty martini |
Divine | double entendre | Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned | Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy | Dreadsylvanian grimlet | Dreadsylvanian hot toddy |
Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple | drive-by shooting | dry martini | dry vodka martini | ducha de oro | dusty bottle of blood (Marsala) |
dusty bottle of blood (Merlot) | dusty bottle of blood (Muscat) | dusty bottle of blood (Pinot Noir) | dusty bottle of blood (Port) | dusty bottle of blood (Zinfandel) | eggnog |
eighth plague | eldritch elixir | Electric Punch | elemental caipiroska | especially salty dog | evil ducha de oro |
evil horizontal tango | evil roll in the hay | extra-spicy bloody mary | extremely slippery nipple | Feliz Navidad | fine wine |
flaming mushroom wine | flat mushroom wine | fruity girl swill | fuzzbump | gamma nog | Ghiaccio Colada |
gibson | gimlet | gin and tonic | Gin Mint | gloomy mushroom wine | Gnollish sangria |
Gnomish sagngria | Gordon Bennett | great old fashioned | green beer (Sir S) | green beer (Willer) | green drunki-bear |
grog | grogtini | gunner's daughter | haunted bottle of vodka | haunted eggnog | haunted gimlet |
haunted martini | hell in a bucket | horizontal tango | icy mushroom wine | Irish Coffee, English Heart | Island Hurricane |
Island Landslide | Island Thunderstorm | knob mushroom wine | knoll mushroom wine | literal grasshopper | London frog |
low tide martini | lumbering jack | lychee chuhai | Mae West | Mae West with a fly in it | mandarina colada |
mandarina colada with a fly in it | margarita | martini | melon-infused sake | mentholated wine | mimosette |
Mint Yulep | monkey wrench | Mon Tiki | moreltini | morning dew | mulled berry wine |
mulled blood | Murderer's Punch | mushroom whiskey | Mysterious Island iced tea | nega-mushroom wine | neg grog |
Neuromancer | Newark | Nog-on-the-Cob | nothingtini | ocean motion | oily mushroom wine |
old-fashioned | Orangemageddon wine cooler | overpowering mushroom wine | Paint A Vulgar Pitcher | papaya sling | parisian cathouse |
pebblebräu (Sir S) | pebblebräu (Willer) | perfect cosmopolitan | perfect dark and stormy | perfect mimosa | perfect negroni |
perfect old-fashioned | perfect paloma | perpendicular hula | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | Phil Collins | Phlegethon |
pink pony | piscatini | plum wine | pointy mushroom wine | prussian cathouse | prussian cathouse with a fly in it |
pumpkin beer | R'lyeh | rabbit punch | Radberry Rip wine cooler | red drunki-bear | redrum |
Red Russian | reverse Tantalus | robin nog | rockin' wagon | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | roll in the hay |
rum and cola (cloaca) | rum and cola (dyspepsi) | Russian Ice | salacious lychee chuhai | salacious screwdiver | salt plum sake |
salty dog | sangria | sangria del diablo | Sangria de Menthe | Scorpion Bowl | screwdiver |
screwdriver | shot of blackberry schnapps | shot of flower schnapps | shot of grapefruit schnapps | shot of orange schnapps | shot of peach schnapps |
shot of pear schnapps | shot of tomato schnapps | shroomtini | Siberian sunrise | Simepore slime | single entendre |
skewered cherry | skewered jumbo olive | skewered lime | Skull Punch | slap and slap again | slap and tickle |
slap and tickle with a fly in it | slip 'n' slide | smooth mushroom wine | Smuggler's Punch | snakebite | soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini |
soilzerac | Sourfinger | spiced rum | spooky mushroom wine | stealth bomber | Steamboat |
stinky mushroom wine | strawberry daiquiri | strawberry wine | Strikes Again Bigmouth | swirling mushroom wine | tangarita |
tangarita with a fly in it | teqiwila | teqiwila slammer | tequila sunrise | tequila sunset | tequila with training wheels |
Tequiz Navidad | tropical swill | Turtle Bowl | twice-haunted screwdriver | vampagne (carbonated soy milk) | vampagne (Monstar energy beverage) |
vesper | vodka and cranberry | vodka and tonic | vodka barracuda | vodka gibson | vodka martini |
Vodka Matryoshka | vodka stinger | vodka stratocaster | whiskey and cola (cloaca) | whiskey and cola (dyspepsi) | whiskey and soda |
whiskey bittersweet | whiskey sour | whiskey squeeze | white Canadian | White Hyborian | wine spritzer |
world's most unappetizing beverage | yellow brick road | yellow drunki-bear | zmobie |
3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti | acceptable bagel | actual blood sausage (batgut) | actual blood sausage (ratgut) | agnolotti arboli | Alexy sauce |
alien sandwich | ash soda | asparagus lo mein | asparagus stir-fry | bätzle | baked stuffing |
banana cream pie | banana milkshake | banana smoothie | banana spritzer | bat haggis | bat wing kabob |
bat wing stir-fry | bean burrito | Beefy Crunch Pastaco | beer basted brat | bitter pill | blackberry polite |
blood-soaked sponge cake (filthy poultice) | blood-soaked sponge cake (gauze garter) | blood roll-up | blood snowcone | bloodstick | boring spaghetti |
Boris's key lime | Boris's key lime pie | Brain Food Pastaco | brains casserole | bread roll | briny vinegar |
candied sweet potatoes | candy carrot cake | carob brownies | carob chunk cookies | carrot cake | catgut taco |
cheesy eagle sauce | cherry pie | chorizo taco | cocoa egg | cold and sour sauce | cold hi mein |
cold wad | cologne of contempt | concentrated cordial of concentration | concoction of clumsiness | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | Cool Brunch Pastaco |
cool mushroom casserole | cordial of concentration | cranberry cordial | cranberry cylinder | cream of pointy mushroom soup | cream pie |
Crimbo pie | crudles | delicious noodles | delicious spicy noodles | deluxe layer cake | denastified haunch |
Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce | devil hair pasta | digital key lime | digital key lime pie | Dreadsylvanian cold pocket | Dreadsylvanian hot pocket |
Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket | Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket | Dreadsylvanian stink pocket | drug cocktail sauce | eldritch distillate | eldritch essence |
eldritch mushroom pizza | enchanted bean burrito | Energy Buzz Pastaco | Every Day is Like This Sundae | evil boring spaghetti | evil delicious noodles |
evil delicious spicy noodles | evil eyedrops of the ermine | evil libation of liveliness | evil ointment of the occult | evil painful penne pasta | evil philter of phorce |
evil potion of potency | evil ravioli della hippy | evil serum of sarcasm | evil spicy noodles | evil tomato juice of powerful power | eyedrops of newt |
eyedrops of the ermine | eyedrops of the ocelot | fancy schmancy cheese sauce | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | Fettris | fettucini épines Inconnu |
fettucini Inconnu | fishy fish | fishy fish casserole | fishy fish lasagna | flask of baconstone juice | flask of hamethyst juice |
flask of porquoise juice | fleetwood mac 'n' cheese | flower petal pie | fluid of fudge-finding | Frogade | fudgesicle |
fusilli marrownarrow | fusillocybin | ghostly pickling solution | ghost pickle on a stick | ghuol-ear kabob | ghuol egg quiche |
ghuol guolash | gnat lasagna | gnatloaf | gnatloaf casserole | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | goat cheese pizza |
goat cheese taco | good gravy | green bean casserole | grilled cheese sandwich | grue egg omelette | half double fruitcake |
haunted cherry pie | haunted Hell ramen | haunted orange | haunted pizza | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | Hell broth |
Hell ramen | herb brownies | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | hippy herbal tea | hot and sour sauce | hot hi mein |
hot stuffing | hot wad | Humpty Dumplings | illicit fish sauce | insanely spicy bean burrito | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito |
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito | Jarlsberg's key lime | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | jug of baconstone juice | jug of hamethyst juice | jug of porquoise juice |
jumping bean burrito | jumping bean taco | Knob cake | Knob lo mein | Knob sausage stir-fry | Knob shroomkabob |
Knob stir-fry | Knob stroganoff | Knob stuffed shells | Knoll lo mein | Knoll shroomkabob | Knoll stir-fry |
large cocoa eggshell fragment | lava cake | leftovers sandwich | lemon meringue pie | lemon popsicle | libation of liveliness |
libertagliatelle | lihc eye pie | linguini immondizia bianco | linguini of the sea | liver popsicle | loaf of soda bread |
long pork casserole | long pork chop sandwiches | long pork lasagna | lotion of coldness | lotion of hotness | lotion of sleaziness |
lotion of spookiness | lotion of stench | Lucky Surprise Egg | Ludovico Pastaco | magical baguette | mashed potatoes |
Medical Pastaco | menudo | menudo ravioli | milk of magnesium | mince pie | Miserable Pie |
moosemeat pie | Mountain Stream gastrique | mushroom pizza | mushroom tea | neutron lollipop | nutty organic salad |
oil of expertise | oil of oiliness | oil of slipperiness | oil of stability | ointment of the occult | olive lo mein |
olive stir-fry | orange popsicle | oyster sauce | painful penne pasta | papaya taco | papier-mâché glob |
papotion of papower | patent aggression tonic | patent alacrity tonic | patent avarice tonic | patent invisibility tonic | patent preventative tonic |
patent sallowness tonic | peach lozenge | peach pie | pear lozenge | pear tart | pecan pie |
perfume of prejudice | phial of coldness | phial of hotness | phial of sleaziness | phial of spookiness | phial of stench |
philter of phorce | pie crust | plain pizza (flat dough) | plain pizza (wad of dough) | plum lozenge | potent potion of potency |
potion of potency | potion of temporary gr8ness | pr0n cocktail (catsup) | pr0n cocktail (ketchup) | pr0n m4nic0tti | pr0n stir-fry |
pr0n taco | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | pregnant mushroom | pregnant oily golden mushroom | prescription noodles | pressurized potion of perception |
pressurized potion of perspicacity | pressurized potion of pneumaticity | pressurized potion of possessiveness | pressurized potion of proficiency | pressurized potion of puissance | pressurized potion of pulchritude |
pumpkin pie | rainbow sauce | rat appendix kabob | rat appendix stir-fry | ratini | rat scrapple |
ravioli della hippy | robin flan | rocky road ice cream (baboon) | rocky road ice cream (goat) | royal jelly taco | salamander slurry |
Salsa de las Epocas | Salsa Libre | sauce of the ages | sausage pizza | sausage wonton | savory dry noodles |
seared dino steak | secret blend of herbs and spices | serum of sarcasm | shells a la shellfish | skewered cat appendix | sleaze wad |
sleazy and sour sauce | sleazy fairy gravy | sleazy hi mein | Sneaky Pete's key lime | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | spagecialetti |
spaghetti con calaveras | spaghetti with ghost balls | spaghetti with Skullheads | Special™ Sauce | spectral pickle | spicy bean burrito |
spicy enchanted bean burrito | spicy jumping bean burrito | spicy mushroom quesadilla | spicy noodles | spooky and sour sauce | spooky glove |
spooky hi mein | spooky lo mein | spooky shroomkabob | spooky stir-fry | Spooky Surprise Egg | spooky wad |
squirmy violent party snack | standard-issue cupcake | star key lime | star key lime pie | stench and sour sauce | stench wad |
stinky hi mein | strawberry pie | strawberry popsicle | stuffed spooky mushroom | suggestive strozzapreti | super ka-bob |
super salad | tempura air | tempura avocado | tempura broccoli | tempura carrot | tempura cauliflower |
tempura cucumber | tempura green and red bean | tempura radish | thanksgiving turkey | They liver popsicle | This Charming Flan |
toast with cold jelly | toast with hot jelly | toast with sleaze jelly | toast with spooky jelly | toast with stench jelly | tofu casserole |
tofu stir-fry | tofu taco | tofu wonton | tomato juice of powerful power | turkish mostaccioli | ultra-deluxe cupcake |
unfortunate dumplings | unfrosted Knob cake | unstable fulminate | unwound clockwork grapefruit | vial of baconstone juice | vial of hamethyst juice |
vial of porquoise juice | warm gravy | wet stew | wet stunt nut stew | white chocolate chip brownies | white chocolate chip cookies |
wok lobster |
4-d camera | 99.44% pure math | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | abridged dictionary | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) |
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | aerated diving helmet | ammonite candy mold |
annealed drippy orb | aquamariner's necklace | aquamariner's ring | asshat | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | baconstone-handled sixgun |
baconstone earring | baconstone pendant | baconstone ring | badass belt | bananarama bangle | banana supersucker |
barrel beryl choker | barrel beryl nose ring | barrel beryl ring | barskin tent | bartender-in-the-box | bartender skull |
battery (9-Volt) (AA+AA) | battery (9-Volt) (AAA+D) | battery (AA) | battery (car) (AA+9-Volt) | battery (car) (AAA+lantern) | battery (car) (D+D) |
battery (D) | battery (lantern) (AA+D) | battery (lantern) (AAA+9-Volt) | beach glass necklace | beanbag chair | beer goggles |
belemnite candy mold | bezoar ring | bitchin' meatcar | blank fudge mold | blessed large box | blue LavaCo Lamp™ |
bomb of unknown origin | bone rattle | Bonerdagon necklace | box-in-the-box | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | boxing-glove-in-a-box |
boxing glove on a spring | brainy skull | buffed alien drugs | burrowgrub hive | candy cane candygram | capped blue lava bottle |
capped green lava bottle | capped red lava bottle | carrot-on-a-stick | chaos popcorn | charged magnet | chef-in-the-box |
chef skull | chitinous pod | Choker of the Ultragoth | clockwork bartender-in-the-box | clockwork bartender head | clockwork chef-in-the-box |
clockwork chef head | clockwork detective skull | clockwork maid | clockwork maid head | clockwork pirate skull | club of corruption |
cog and sprocket assembly | cold clusterbomb | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | corrupt club of corruption | corrupted bird DNA | cottage |
creepy voodoo doll | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) |
dark baconstone ring | dark hamethyst ring | dark porquoise ring | decaying wooden oar | detective skull | disembodied smile |
doll-eye amulet | dope wheels | double barreled barrel gun | dove DNA | drippy bromide | drippy enzyme |
drippy flux | drippy ichor | drippy pigment | drippy salt | dusty animal skull | Earring of Fire |
Ellsbury's journal (used) | empty hourglass | enchanted eyepatch | etched hourglass | evil golden arches | eXtreme nose ring |
fertilized ghuol egg | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | filigreed hamethyst earring | filigreed hamethyst necklace | filigreed hamethyst ring | Flaskfull of Hollow |
floaty rock necklace | full meat tank | furry brown pillow | giant diamond ring | giant fishhook | gnashing teeth |
gnatwing earring | gnoll-tooth necklace | Gnollish autoplunger | goat | goblin bone hilt | Golden Light |
gooey drippy candy bar | gory drippy orb | government | grass whistle | green LavaCo Lamp™ | green marshmallow |
groovy prism necklace | hamethyst-handled sixgun | hamethyst earring | hamethyst necklace | hamethyst ring | handful of napalm |
Handsome Devil | Harold's hammer | headpiece of the Staff of Ed | heavy metal sonata | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | holiday log |
hosed fishbowl | hosed tank | hot clusterbomb | hot daub | hourglass | hovering sombrero |
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | Ice-Cold Beerring | ice skate decoy | ice skate doll | imbued seal-blubber candle |
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | innuendo | insulated gold wire | intragalactic rowboat | kumquartz ring | kumquat supersucker |
leaf | lifeless meat doll | lime supersucker | loose blade | Louder Than Bomb | lustrous drippy orb |
maid head | makeshift SCUBA gear (hosed fishbowl) | makeshift SCUBA gear (hosed tank) | makeshift yakuza mask | maple leaf | Mark III Steam-Hat |
Mark II Steam-Hat | Mark I Steam-Hat | Mark IV Steam-Hat | Mark V Steam-Hat | mass of wriggling tentacles | meat engine |
meat face | meat golem | Meat maid | Meat maid body | meat stack | memory of a CA base pair |
memory of a CG base pair | memory of a CT base pair | memory of a GT base pair | memory of an AG base pair | memory of an AT base pair | meteorite earring |
meteorite necklace | meteorite ring | moon-amber necklace | Mudflap-Girl Earring | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | Mudflap-Girl Ring |
murderbot live wire | murderbot mask | murderbot shield unit | murderbot spring injector | murderbot whip | mysterious present |
ND | NG | nicksilver ring | ninja pirate zombie robot head | Nose Ring of Putrescence | nothing-in-the-box |
nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box | office-supply crossbow | one-winged stab bat | opium grenade | oyster basket | pair of pearidot earrings |
pair of ragged claws | pair of rhinoceros horns | pair of twitching claws | parasitic claw | parasitic headgnawer | parasitic strangleworm |
parasitic tentacles | peace-sign necklace | pearl diver's necklace | pearl diver's ring | pear supersucker | Pendant of Fire |
Pendant of Gargalesis | peppermint parasol | phat turquoise bracelet | picture of you | pine cone necklace | pirate skull |
pirate zombie head | pirate zombie robot head | popcorn | porquoise-handled sixgun | porquoise eyebrow ring | porquoise necklace |
porquoise ring | Potion of Heroism | present | pretty bouquet | pulled porquoise earring | pulled porquoise pendant |
pulled porquoise ring | pumpkin bomb | pumpkin carriage | Putrid Pendant | quicksilver ring | rainbow bomb |
rainbow pearl earring | rainbow pearl necklace | rainbow pearl ring | really really sticky spider web | really sticky spider web | reassembled blackbird |
reconstituted crow | red LavaCo Lamp™ | rewinged stab bat | Ring of Fire | Ring of the Sewer Snake | roller skate decoy |
roller skate doll | rusty metal key | rusty old lantern | s'more gun | sabre-toothed lime cub | salty drippy candy bar |
sandpaper | scary death orb | scrap of sticky paper | shark tooth necklace | sicksilver ring | skeleton key |
sleaze clusterbomb | slicksilver ring | smoked potsherd | solid baconstone earring | solid baconstone necklace | solid baconstone ring |
spooky clusterbomb | spooky scarecrow | spooky staff | sprocket assembly | Staff of Ed (eye) | Staff of Ed (headpiece) |
Staff of Ed, almost | stench clusterbomb | strawberry supersucker | strawberyl necklace | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | Talisman o' Namsilat |
tambourine | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | the finger | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | The Necbronomicon (used) | The Ring |
thicksilver ring | ticksilver ring | tiny black hole | torquoise ring | tourmalime tourniquet | trilobite candy mold |
triple barreled barrel gun | Uncle Romulus (used) | Unspeakable Earring | vampire pearl earring | vampire pearl necklace | vampire pearl ring |
WA | Wand of Nagamar | wang | wholeberd | wicksilver ring | wings of fire |
wriggling tentacle | writhing drippy candy bar | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) |
7-inch discus | 17-alarm Saucepan | A Light that Never Goes Out | ancient turtle shell helmet | asbestos crossbow | asbestos helmet turtle |
asbestos meat stack | asbestos staff | asbestos sword | baneful bandolier | barskin buckler | barskin cloak |
barskin hat | barskin loincloth | bar whip | basic meat crossbow | basic meat fez | basic meat foon |
basic meat helmet | basic meat kilt | basic meat pants | basic meat skirt | basic meat spork | basic meat staff |
basic meat sword | bat-ass leather jacket | bat hat | bat whip | Belt of Loathing | black belt |
black cowboy hat | bowlegged pants | bowler | bow staff | bubble bauble bow | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban |
bubblewrap crossbow | bubblewrap staff | bubblewrap sword | buffalo blade | can cannon | cardboard box turtle |
cardboard crossbow | cardboard staff | cardboard sword | carob cannon | catskin buckler | catskin cap |
Chelonian Morningstar | chrome crossbow | chrome helmet turtle | chrome meat stack | chrome staff | chrome sword |
clownskin belt | clownskin buckler | clownskin harness | clown whip | clown wig | club of the five seasons |
corroded breeches | corrosive cowl | creepy-ass club | Crimbo hat | Crimbonium fuel rod | Crimbo pants |
Crimbo sword | curdflinger | demon-horned hat | demon buckler | demonskin jacket | demonskin trousers |
demon whip | dense meat crossbow | dense meat staff | dense meat sword | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | depleted Grimacite grappling hook |
depleted Grimacite gravy boat | depleted Grimacite hammer | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | depleted Grimacite shinguards | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | diabolical crossbow |
dripping meat crossbow (catsup) | dripping meat crossbow (ketchup) | dripping meat staff (catsup) | dripping meat staff (ketchup) | dripping meat sword (catsup) | dripping meat sword (ketchup) |
dueling banjo | eelskin hat | eelskin pants | eelskin shield | elevenderizing hammer | elevennis shoes |
elevent | enchantlers | evil-ass club | eXtreme meat crossbow | eXtreme meat staff | eXtreme meat sword |
fez of etymology | flaming cardboard sword | floaty rock helmet | floaty rock pants | flypaper staff | foon of fearfulness |
foon of fleshiness | foon of foulness | foon of frigidity | foon of fulmination | Frankly Mr. Shank | frigid-ass club |
Frost™ brand sword | furry green earmuffs | furry kilt | furry pants | furry skirt | gatorskin umbrella (goatskin) |
gatorskin umbrella (titanium) | gelatinous meat mass | ghast iron cleaver | ghast iron codpiece | ghast iron Garibaldi | ghast iron heater shield |
ghast iron ingot | giant cheesestick | giant green gummi ingot | giant red gummi ingot | giant yellow gummi ingot | glistening staff |
gnauga hide buckler | gnauga hide chaps | gnauga hide kilt | gnauga hide skirt | gnauga hide vest | gnauga hide whip |
Goggles of Loathing | goulauncher | grass blade | grass hat | grass skirt | grease gun |
Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril | grisly shield | Hairpiece On Fire | hairy staff | Half a Purse | Hammer of Smiting |
Hand in Glove | Hand that Rocks the Ladle | hippopotamus kilt | hippopotamus pants | hippopotamus skirt | hippo skin buckler |
hipposkin poncho | hippo whip | hot-ass club | hot cross bow | icy-hot katana | Jeans of Loathing |
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | Kentucky-fried meat staff | Kentucky-fried meat sword | knobby kneepads | linoleum crossbow | linoleum helmet turtle |
linoleum meat stack | linoleum staff | linoleum sword | lynyrdskin breeches | lynyrdskin cap | lynyrdskin tunic |
malevolent medallion | meat cowboy hat | meatloaf helmet (catsup) | meatloaf helmet (ketchup) | meat shield | meatspout staff |
Meat Tenderizer is Murder | meaty helmet turtle | muculent machete | nasty-ass club | nasty rat mask | nicksilver spurs |
non-stick pugil stick | Ouija Board, Ouija Board | painted shield | penguin shorts | penguin skin buckler | penguinskin mini-kilt |
penguinskin mini-skirt | penguin whip | pernicious cudgel | pestoblade | pimpin' meat hat | pink pinkslip slip |
potato pistol | poutine pole | projectile icemaker | PVC staff | quicksilver spurs | rainbow crossbow |
ram-battering staff | raspberry beret | ratskin belt | rattail whip | reinforced furry underpants | repeating crossbow |
rusty staff | samurai turtle helmet | Saucepanic | savory crossbow | savory staff | savory sword |
Scepter of Loathing | sea chaps | sea cowboy hat | sea holster | sebaceous shield | sentient meat mass |
sequined fez | Shagadelic Disco Banjo | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | Sheila Take a Crossbow | shin gourds | shuddersword |
sicksilver spurs | simple AI | six-rainbow shield | slicksilver spurs | smoldering staff | soup-chucks |
soylent staff | space beast fur hat | space beast fur pants | space beast fur whip | spiky turtle helmet | spiky turtle shield |
spiky turtle shoulderpads | Spirit Precipice | sponge helmet | spongy shield | square sponge pants | squeaky staff |
Squeezebox of the Ages | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | staph of homophones | starchy crossbow | starchy staff |
starchy sword | Stick-Knife of Loathing | sticky meat kilt (female) | sticky meat kilt (male) | sticky meat pants | sticky meat skirt |
styrofoam crossbow | styrofoam staff | styrofoam sword | Super Magic Power Sword X | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | sword of static |
tail o' nine cats | teflon shield | teflon spatula | teflon swim fins | thicksilver spurs | ticksilver spurs |
tighty whiteys | time helmet | time sword | time trousers | tortoboggan shield | Treads of Loathing |
Tropical Crimbo Hat | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | Tropical Crimbo Sword | tuxedo shirt | velcro boots | velcro broadsword |
velcro paddle ball | velcro shield | Vicar's Tutu | villainous scythe | vinyl boots | vinyl shield |
white belt | white snakeskin duster | white whip | wicksilver spurs | wiffle-flail | Work is a Four Letter Sword |
yak anorak | yakskin buckler | yakskin kilt | yakskin pants | yakskin skirt | yak toupee |
yak whip | zombie dinosaur egg |
auxiliary backbone | balloon helmet | balloon monkey | balloon shield | balloon sword | ballpark hot daub |
bark beret | bark boxers | bark bracelet | Bonestabber | BRICKO airship | BRICKO bat |
BRICKO cathedral | BRICKO elephant | BRICKO gargantuchicken | BRICKO hat | BRICKO octopus | BRICKO ooze |
BRICKO oyster | BRICKO pants | BRICKO pyramid | BRICKO python | BRICKO sword | BRICKO turtle |
BRICKO vacuum cleaner | cane-mail pants | cane-mail shirt | celestial au jus | celestial carrot juice | celestial olive oil |
celestial squid ink | clingfilm cap | clingfilm slippers | clingfilm tangle | clingfilm trousers | crystal skeleton vodka |
double-ice box | double-ice britches | double-ice cap | duct tape buckler | duct tape dockers | duct tape fedora |
duct tape shirt | duct tape sword | duct tape wallet | eldritch concentrate | eldritch extract | eldritch rub |
eldritch tincture | extra-large palm-frond toupee | fire | foot-long hot daub | gauze hammock | gauze shorts |
honeybritches | honeycap | honey dipper | honey mead | honeypot | hot daub bun |
hot daub stand | jar of oil | large pile of sand (grains) | large pile of sand (piles) | large pile of sand (small piles) | Lazybones™ recliner |
lemon drop trousers | lemon party hat | lemon shirt | mummy mask | oil cap | oil lamp |
oil pan | oil slacks | oily boid | palm-frond capris | palm-frond cloak | palm-frond fan |
palm-frond net | palm-frond whip | paperclip-on tie | paperclip cape | paperclip pants | paperclip sproinger |
paperclip turban | papier-mâché base | papier-mâché bowl | papier-mâché handle | papier-mâché plaque | papier-mâchéte |
papier-mâché toothpicks | papier-mâchaeranthera | papier-mâchine gun | papier-mâchuridars | papier-masque | papier-mitre |
papier-mochi | peppermint crook | peppermint patty | peppermint rhino baby | peppermint twist | pile of sand (grains) |
pile of sand (small piles) | plaid bandage | plaid pocket square | plaid skirt | pottery club | pottery hat |
pottery shield | pottery training pants | pottery yo-yo | really thick bandage | shaking skull | skeletal scabbard |
skeletal skiff | skeleton quiche | skeleton skis | small pile of sand | SMOOCH bracers | SMOOCH breastplate |
SMOOCH codpiece | SMOOCH kneepads | SMOOCH spaulders | smooth velvet bra | smooth velvet hanky | smooth velvet hat |
smooth velvet pants | smooth velvet pocket square | smooth velvet shirt | smooth velvet socks | snailmail breeches | snailmail coif |
snailmail hauberk | snakeskin cowboy hat | snakeskin jacket | snakeskin thighboots | space bar | space heater |
space invader | space needle | sugar bunny | sugar fairy | sweet tooth | tin cup |
tin drum | tin foil | tin lizzie | tin roof (rusted) | tin snips | tin tam |
turtlemail breeches | turtlemail coif | turtlemail hauberk | wax hat | wax pants | wild honey pie |
wumpus-hair bolo | wumpus-hair loincloth | wumpus-hair net | wumpus-hair sweater | wumpus-hair whip | wumpus-hair wig |
"caramel" orange | "meat" stick | 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti | Abominable snowcone | acceptable bagel | acceptable mayolus |
accidental mutton | actual blood sausage | actual tapas | a dance upon the palate | Affirmation Cookie | agnolotti arboli |
Aldebaran sardines | alien meat | alien sandwich | amok pudding | Ancient frozen dinner | Ancient unspeakable fruitcake |
Angel-food cake | angst burger | animal part cracker | Antique packet of ketchup | As Jus Gezund Heit | Asparagus lo mein |
Asparagus stir-fry | astral hot dog | bätzle | Babycakes | badass pie | bag of GORF |
bag of GORP | bag of QWOP | Baja sopapilla | baked stuffing | Balaclava baklava | Ballroom blintz |
Banana | Banana-frosted king cake | Banana cream pie | Banana milkshake | barrel cracker | barrel pickle |
Bash-Ōs cereal | basic hot dog | Bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | Bat haggis | Bat wing kabob | Bat wing stir-fry |
Bean burrito | bear claw | beautiful soup | Beefy Crunch Pastaco | Beefy fish meat | beefy maki |
beefy nigiri | Beer basted brat | Bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | bento box | berries of suffering | Better Than Cuddling Cake |
Birthday party jellybean cheesecake | bishop cookie | Black Angus blackburger | Blackberry | Black forest cake | Black forest ham |
Black pudding | Blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | blood-soaked sponge cake | blood roll-up | blood sausage | blood snowcone |
bloodstick | Blueberry-frosted king cake | blueberry muffin | Blue velvet cake | blunt cat claw | bone broth |
bone meal | Boring spaghetti | Boris's key lime pie | boss brain | Bouillabaise Coucher Avec Moi | bowl full of jelly |
Bowl of Bounty-Os | Bowl of cottage cheese | bowl of eyeballs | Bowl of fishysoisse | Bowl of lucky charms | bowl of maggots |
bowl of mernudo | bowl of mummy guts | Bowl of oriole's nest soup | bowl of prescription candy | Bowl of rye sprouts | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ |
bowl of topioca | Bowl of unidentifiable goo | Brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | Brain Food Pastaco | Brains casserole | bran muffin |
bread line | bread man | bread pie | bread roll | breakfast mess | breakfast miracle |
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | Brown sugar cane | browser cookie | Brussels Sprout Stir-Fry | buñuelos Jaliscos | Bucket of honey |
Bunch of square grapes | C.H.U.M. chum | Cactus fruit | campfire baked potato | campfire beans | campfire coffee |
campfire hot dog | campfire s'more | campfire stew | Can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | candied pecan | candied sweet potatoes |
Candied yams | Candy cane | Candy cane pizza | Candy Cane Surprise | candy carrot | candy carrot cake |
Candy kneecapping stick | candy mountain oyster | Candy stake | can of Adultwitch™ | Can of franks 'n' beans | can of sardines |
Carob brownies | Carob chunk cookies | Carob chunk noodles | Carob chunks | Carrot, Cabbage, and Kale Pizza | carrot cake |
carton of snake milk | Catgut taco | Catsup | Caviar Carbonara | Centipede eggs | chaos popcorn |
cheezburger | Cherry | Cherry pie | Children's Meal of the Damned | chilly dog | Choco-Mint patty |
chocolate "Phoenix" | Chocolate-covered scarab beetle | Chocolate-frosted king cake | chocolate chip muffin | chocolate Ogre Chieftain | chocolate Spider Queen |
Chorizo brownies | Chorizo taco | cinnamon cannoli | Cinnamon Nutrition Block | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | club sandwich |
Cob of corn | Cocktail onion | Cocoa eggshell fragment | Cold hi mein | cold mashed potatoes | Congratulatory cake |
consummate bacon | consummate bagel | consummate baked potato | consummate brownie | consummate cheese slice | consummate cold cuts |
consummate corn chips | consummate egg salad | consummate frankfurter | consummate french fries | consummate fried egg | consummate hard-boiled egg |
consummate hot dog bun | consummate ice cream | consummate meatloaf | consummate melted cheese | consummate salad | consummate salsa |
consummate sauerkraut | consummate sliced bread | consummate sorbet | consummate soup | consummate sour cream | consummate steak |
consummate strawberries | consummate toast | consummate whipped cream | cookie cookie | Cool Brunch Pastaco | cool cat claw |
cool jelly donut | Cool mushroom | Cool mushroom casserole | corned-beef Reuben | crabsicle | Cranberries |
cranberry cylinder | crappy brain | Crazy Dragon Shogun Buddha Roll | Crazy little Turkish delight | Cream of pointy mushroom soup | Creamsicle |
Crepes a la Lune | CRIMBCO Deluxe Reconstituted Gruel with Simulated Raisins | CRIMBCOIDS mints | CRIMBCOLOAF | CRIMBCO Reconstituted Gruel | Crimbo pie |
Crimbo salad | Crimboysters Rockefeller | crudles | cupcake-in-a-cup | cup of lukewarm tea | Cursed black pearl onion |
Cursed sea biscuit | custard pie | dead lights pie | dead meat bun | decent brain | Dehydrated caviar |
Delicious noodles | Delicious salad | Delicious spicy noodles | delicious star salad | delicious swamp muck | deluxe layer cake |
denastified haunch | Desiccated apricot | Devil's-food cake | devil dog | deviled egg | devil hair pasta |
diabolic pizza | Digital key lime pie | dinner roll | Dinsey food-cone | Dire fudgesicle | Disc-Shaped Nutrition Unit |
disco biscuit | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | Dragon snaps | Dreadsylvanian cold pocket | Dreadsylvanian hot pocket | Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie |
Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket | Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket | Dreadsylvanian stew | Dreadsylvanian stink pocket | drippy caviar | drippy nugget |
drippy plum(?) | drive-thru burger | D roll | druidic s'more | Dwarf bread | eagle's milk |
edible alien plant bit | eggwater | eldritch mushroom | eldritch mushroom pizza | Eldritch snap | electric Kool-Aid |
elf army field rations | Elfin shortbread | elven limbos gingerbread | elven hardtack | enchanted bean burrito | Energy Buzz Pastaco |
Ent cider | enticing mayolus | Escargotsicle | Every Day is Like This Sundae | Evil boring spaghetti | Evil delicious noodles |
Evil delicious spicy noodles | Evil painful penne pasta | Evil ravioli della hippy | Evil spicy noodles | exotic jungle fruit | Expired can of franks 'n' beans |
extra-flat panini | Extra-greasy slider | extra-toasted half sandwich | Fancy beef jerky | Fancy canapés | FantasyRealm turkey leg |
FDKOL hotcakes | festive sausage | Fettris | Fettucini épines Inconnu | Fettucini Inconnu | fiery wing |
filet of The Fish | fine aged cheddarwurst | fireman's lunch | fishcake | Fishy fish | Fishy fish casserole |
Fishy fish lasagna | Flaming mushroom | flan del mar | flavorless gruel | fleetwood mac 'n' cheese | flour cookie |
Flower petal pie | Foie gras | forbidden danish | forbidden sausage | Fortune cookie | Frat brats |
Fricasseed brains | Frozen banquet | frozen danish | Frozen mushroom | frozen tofu pop | Fruitcake |
fudge bunny | fudgesicle | fusilli marrownarrow | fusillocybin | gallon of milk | Genalen™ Bottle |
Ghost cucumber | ghost dog | ghostly ectoplasm | ghost pepper | Ghuol-ear kabob | Ghuol egg |
Ghuol egg quiche | Ghuol guolash | giant grain of protein powder | giant green gummi bear | giant heirloom grape tomato | giant marshmallow |
giant red gummi bear | giant yellow gummi bear | Gingerborg Hive | Gingerbread bugbear | Gingerbread horror | Gingerbread massacre |
gingerbread mug | Gingerbread mutant bugbear | Gingerbread Nutrition Block | gingerbread robot | Gingerbread stir-fry | Glass of baboon milk |
Glass of goat's milk | glass of raw eggs | Glistening fish meat | glistening maki | glistening nigiri | glob of cream cheese |
gloomy black mushroom | glowing fungus | Gnat lasagna | Gnatloaf | Gnatloaf casserole | Gnocchetti di Nietzsche |
Goat cheese | Goat cheese pizza | Goat cheese taco | good brain | good guava | gooey lava globs |
government cheese | Gr8ps | Grapefruit | Grapes | green-iced sweet roll | green and red bean |
green bean casserole | green drunki-bear | green hamhock | grilled cheese sandwich | grilled mooseflank | Grimdrop Chow Mein |
Grimgerbread House | Grue egg omelette | guffin | Gumdrop chow mein | gunky chicken | gunpowder burrito |
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | half double fruitcake | Halibut Alfredo | hambrosier | hamburger | hamlet sandwich |
ham steak | hand-crafted candy cane | Handful of nuts and berries | Handful of walnuts | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | hardboiled egg |
haunted cherry pie | haunted Hell ramen | haunted orange | haunted pizza | heart-Shaped candy whetstone | Hell broth |
Hell ramen | Herbal stuffing | Herb brownies | hibiscus petal | Hide-rox™ cookie | high-calorie sugar substitute |
Hippy herbal tea | holiday cheese log | Honey-dew | Hot buttered roll | Hot date | Hot hi mein |
Hot wing | huge Crimbo cookie | humble pie | Humpty Dumplings | hunter brain | hushed puppy |
iceberg lettuce | ice cream sandwich | ice harvest | ice rice | idiot brain | igloo pie |
imitation White Russian | immaculate egg salad sandwich | immaculate grilled cheese | immaculate hot dog | immaculate ice cream sandwich | incredible pizza |
initiative shawarma | Insanely spicy bean burrito | Insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | Insanely spicy jumping bean burrito | Irradiated candy cane | It Came From Beyond Dessert |
Jarlsberg's key lime pie | java cookie | Jawbruiser | jerky coins | jive turkey leg | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer |
Jumbo olive | Jumping bean burrito | Jumping bean taco | jumping horseradish | jungle floor wax | Juniper berries |
junk food | junkyard dog | karma shawarma | Ketchup | king cookie | Kiwi |
knight cookie | Knob jelly donut | Knob ka-bobs | Knob lo mein | Knob mushroom | knob nuts |
Knob pasty | Knob sausage | Knob sausage stir-fry | Knob shroomkabob | Knob stir-fry | knob stroganoff |
Knob stuffed shells | Knoll lo mein | Knoll mushroom | Knoll shroomkabob | Knoll stir-fry | Knuckle sandwich |
Kudzu salad | Kumquat | lab-grown meat | Large cocoa eggshell fragment | Laser-broiled pear | lava cake |
leftover canapés | leftover pasty | leftovers | leftovers sandwich | Lemon | Lemon meringue pie |
lemon popsicle | libertagliatelle | Licorice garrote | Lihc eye pie | Lime | limp broccoli |
linguini immondizia bianco | linguini of the sea | liquid bread | liver and let pie | liver popsicle | Loaded Baked Potato |
loaf of alien bread | loaf of soda bread | Lobster qua Grill | Long pork casserole | Long pork chop sandwiches | Long pork lasagna |
Lord of the Flies-sized fries | Lucky Surprise Egg | Ludovico Pastaco | magical baguette | magical sausage | mana-basted tofurkey leg |
mana-coated yams | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | mana curds | Manetwich | Maple syrup |
mashed potatoes | meatball | Medical Pastaco | Menudo | Menudo ravioli | meteoreo |
mime army rations | mince pie | Mind flayer corpse | mineapple | Miserable Pie | Mixed wildflower greens |
Mole molé | Moon Pie | moose chocolate | moosemeat pie | Mornington crescent roll | mouth-watering mayolus |
Mr. Burnsger | Mt. McLargeHuge oyster | muffled muffuletta | Mugcake | mulberry | mushroom filet |
Mushroom pizza | nachos of the night | nailswurst | Nanite-infested candy cane | Nanite-infested fruitcake | Nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear |
natto pocky | nega-mushroom | neutron lollipop | New and Improved CRIMBCO Reconstituted Gruel | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | Nutty organic salad |
occult jelly donut | oily golden mushroom | ojo de pez burrito | oldcake | old chum | Olive |
Olive lo mein | Olive stir-fry | Omega Sundae | one with everything | optimal dog | Orange |
orange popsicle | Overcookie | P.B.L.T. | Packet of beer nuts | Packet of tofurkey gravy | Painful penne pasta |
Papaya | Papaya taco | party platter for one | pat of butter | pawn cookie | PB&BP |
PB&J with the crusts cut off | Peach | Peach pie | Pear | Pear tart | pecan pie |
Peche a la Frog | Penguin focaccia bread | Peppermint Nutrition Block | peppermint patty | perfect breakfast | perfect chef salad |
perfect sandwich | Personalized birthday cake | pestopiary | petit 4.1 | petit fortran | philosopher's scone |
phish stick | pickled egg | Piece of wedding cake | pie man was not meant to eat | pigeon egg | pineapple slab |
pink slime | piping organ pie | pixel banana | pixel lemon | plain bagel | plain candy cane |
Plain pizza | plain snowcone | plate of Frigid Northern Beans | plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans | plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas |
plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans | plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans | plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans | plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad | plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas |
Plum | plumber's lunch | Pointy mushroom | poisonous caviar | popcorn | popular tart |
Poutine | Powdered donut | Pr0n cocktail | Pr0n m4nic0tti | Pr0n stir-fry | Pr0n taco |
prescription noodles | primitive alien salad | primitive candy cane | Protein paste | pumpkin pie | Purple pixel pie |
Queen cookie | Questionable taco | rack of dinosaur ribs | Radio button candy | Rainbow Spider Fun Roll | raisin |
Raspberry | Rat appendix kabob | Rat appendix stir-fry | Ratini | Rat scrapple | Ravioli della hippy |
raw bread | raw cranberry sauce | raw gravy | raw green beans | raw mincemeat | raw potato |
raw stuffing | raw sweet potato | raw turkey | red drunki-bear | Red Herring Velvet Cake | red velvet cake |
Retenez L'Herbe Paté | ridiculous sandwich | roasted duck | Roasted marshmallow | robin flan | Rocky road ice cream |
rook cookie | root beer | rotting beefsteak | Royal jelly | Royal jelly taco | s'more |
S.T.L.T. | salacious crumbs | salt plum | Sandwich of the gods | Sausage pizza | sausage without a cause |
Sausage wonton | savage macho dog | Savoy truffle | Sea avocado | Sea blueberry | Sea broccoli |
Sea carrot | Sea cauliflower | Sea cucumber | Sea honeydew | Sea lychee | Sea persimmon |
Sea radish | seared dino steak | Sea tangelo | sea truffle | shadowy cat claw | sheet cake |
shells a la shellfish | shoo-fish pie | Shoots and leaves | shrapnel jelly donut | shushed potatoes | Single-serving herbal stuffing |
Six tiny wedges of goat cheese | skeleton quiche | Skewered cat appendix | Skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | Skully's hot chocolate | Sleazy hi mein |
sleeping dog | slice of pizza | Slick fish meat | slick maki | slick nigiri | Slimy sweetbreads |
sly dog | smashed danish | smelted roe | SMOOCH soda | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | snow berries |
snow crab | Sogg-Os | Soylent Red and Green | space chowder | space jam toast | spagecialetti |
spaghetti breakfast | spaghetti con calaveras | spaghetti with ghost balls | Spaghetti with Moonballs | Spaghetti with Skullheads | Spam Witch sammich |
Spectral pickle | Spicy bean burrito | Spicy enchanted bean burrito | Spicy jumping bean burrito | Spicy mushroom quesadilla | Spicy noodles |
spiritual candy cane | spiritual fruitcake | spiritual gingerbread | sponge cake | Spooky hi mein | Spooky lo mein |
Spooky mushroom | Spooky shroomkabob | Spooky stir-fry | Spooky Surprise Egg | square CRIMBCOOKIE | squirmy violent party snack |
Stale baguette | stale Cheer-E-Os | Stalk of asparagus | standard-issue cupcake | Star key lime pie | star pop |
Steel lasagna | Stinky hi mein | Stinky mushroom | stolen sushi | stomach turnover | Strawberry |
Strawberry pie | strawberry popsicle | Strix stix | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | Stuffed spooky mushroom | Stunt nuts |
sublime deluxe hot dog | sublime nachos | sublime stew | succulent marrow | suggestive strozzapreti | sun-dried tofu |
Super ka-bob | super salad | swedish massage fish | sweet party mix | sweet roll Alabama | T8r tots |
Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco | Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | tainted milk | Tangerine | Tasty tart |
Tea, Earl Grey, Hot | tea for one | temperance whiskey | Tempura avocado | Tempura broccoli | Tempura carrot |
Tempura cauliflower | Tempura cucumber | Tempura radish | thanksgiving turkey | The Plumber's mushroom stew | They liver popsicle |
This Charming Flan | Three-tiered wedding cake | throbbing organ pie | thyme jelly donut | Tiger-lily's milk | Tin cup of mulligan stew |
tin of submardines | Tin rations | Tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | Toast | toasted brie | toast with cold jelly |
toast with hot jelly | Toast with jam | toast with sleaze jelly | toast with spooky jelly | toast with stench jelly | tobiko pocky |
toe jam toast | Tofu casserole | Tofurkey gravy | Tofurkey leg | Tofurkey nugget | Tofu stir-fry |
Tofu taco | Tofu wonton | Tomato | Tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | toxo | traditional Crimbo cookie |
traffic jam toast | transparent nog | Tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | Trollhouse cookies | Tube of cranberry Go-Goo |
turkish mostaccioli | Turnip and Rutabaga Pie | Turtle soup | Twigs and gravel | Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich | ultra-deluxe cupcake |
ultrafondue | unappetizing mayolus | Uncooked chorizo | unfinished fruitcake | Unfortunate dumplings | unidentifiable dried fruit |
Unidentified jerky | uninteresting mayolus | Ur-Donut | Urinal cake | Valentine's Day cake | Vampire cake |
vampire chowder | Vanilla-frosted king cake | Vegas Volcano Lava Roll | very hot lunch | video games hot dog | Vinegar-soaked lemon slice |
void burger | VYKEA meatballs | walrus ice cream | warbear feasting bread | warbear gyro | warbear thermoregulator bread |
warbear warrior bread | warm gravy | Warm mushroom | warm war shawarma | wasabi pocky | water log |
wax pancake | Wedge of gray cheese | weird gazelle steak | wet dog | Wet stew | White chocolate and tomato pizza |
White chocolate chip brownies | White chocolate chip cookies | White chocolate chips | White Citadel burger | White Citadel fries | White rice |
whole roasted chicken | whole turkey leg | wild honey pie | witch's bread | Wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | Xiblaxian ultraburrito |
yam candy | Yeg's Motel pillow mint | yellow drunki-bear | yellow matter custard | yule gruel | [experimental crimbo food] |
5-hour acrimony | 1950 Vampire Vintner wine | acceptable vodka | Accidental cider | Acqua Del Piatto Merlot | Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet |
adequate rum | Afternoon Delight | Agitated Turkey | Alewife™ Ale | A little sump'm sump'm | Ambitious Turkey |
Amnesiac Ale | An evil little sump'm sump'm | Antarctic Ice Tea | antique beer | Around the world | artisanal limoncello |
asbestos thermos | astral pilsner | Aura Libre | Aye Aye | Aye Aye, Captain | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth |
backwoods screwdriver | bad rum and good cola | Banana daiquiri | bark rootbeer | barrel-aged eggnog | barrel-aged martini |
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | Barulio's bottle | basic martini | beavermouth | beaver punch (cherry) | beaver punch (papaya) |
beaver punch (peach) | Bee's Knees | Beertini | beery blood | Beignet Milgranet | Berry-infused sake |
Bilge wine | Black & tan | Black and Tan and Red All Over | black brandy | Blackfly Chardonnay | Black Hole |
Blended frozen swill | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | blood-red mushroom wine | blood and blood | Blood Light | Bloody beer |
bloody kiwitini | Bloody mary | Bloody Nora | Bodyslam | Boilermaker | Bologna Lambic |
Bone's Farm "wine" | bone aperitif | boot flask | booze-soaked cherry | Bordeaux Marteaux | bottle of Amontillado |
bottle of Bloodweiser | Bottle of Calcutta Emerald | bottle of Chateau de Vinegar | Bottle of cooking sherry | bottle of Crimbognac | bottle of dark rhum |
Bottle of Definit | Bottle of Domesticated Turkey | bottle of drinkin' gas | bottle of Evermore | bottle of extra-dark rhum | bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA |
bottle of fruity "wine" | Bottle of gin | bottle of Greedy Dog | Bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | bottle of Lambada Lambic | bottle of laundry sherry |
Bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | bottle of norwhiskey | bottle of Old Pugilist | Bottle of Ooze-O | Bottle of peppermint schnapps | Bottle of Pete's Sake |
Bottle of Pinot Renoir | Bottle of popskull | bottle of Professor Beer | bottle of Race Car Red | bottle of Rapier Witbier | Bottle of realpagne |
Bottle of rum | Bottle of sake | bottle of Sanguiovese | bottle of sea wine | Bottle of sewage schnapps | Bottle of single-barrel whiskey |
bottle of super-extra-dark rhum | Bottle of tequila | Bottle of vodka | Bottle of whiskey | bottle of wine | Boulevardier cocktail |
Bowl of Scorpions | Boxed champagne | Boxed wine | Braincracker sweet | breaded beer | Breakfast Blast wine cooler |
broberry brogurt | brocolate brogurt | bucket of wine | Bungle in the jungle | Bustle Hustler | Buttery Boy |
Buttery Knob | buzzing mushroom wine | Caipifruta | Caipiranha | Calle de miel | calle de miel with a fly in it |
Candicaine | Candy Alexander | Candycaine | can of Brütalbräu | can of Drooling Monk | can of Impetuous Scofflaw |
Can of Swiller | can of the cheapest beer | Canteen of wine | carrot claret | Cement Mixer | Centauri fish wine |
chakra-mental wine | Chakra Libre | cheap Chinese beer | Cherry bomb | Cherrytastrophe wine cooler | chocotini |
Chunky Mary | Churchill | Cinco Mayo Lager | Citrus-infused sake | Citrus Crush wine cooler | clear Russian |
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | Cobra Bowl | Cold One | complex mushroom wine | Cool mushroom wine | Corpsebite |
Corpsedriver | Corpse Island iced tea | Corpse on the beach | Corpsetini | cranberry margarita (brackish) | cranberry schnapps |
Crazymaker | Cream stout | CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute | CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour | CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps | CRIMBCO wine |
Crimbojito | Crimboku Drop | Crimbo Saketini | Cruelty-free wine | crystal skeleton vodka | CSA cheerfulness ration |
CSA scoutmaster's "water" | cup of "tea" | Cup of primitive beer | Cursed bottle of black-label rum | Cursed bottle of rum | Cursed Punch |
Cyder | Dark & Starry | Das Sauerlager | day-old beer | Decanter of fine Scotch | Desert Island Iced Tea |
Dew yoana lei | Dew yoana salacious lei | Dinsey Whinskey | dirt julep | Dirty martini | Disappointed Russian |
discocktail | Distilled fortified wine | Divine | Doc's Fortifying Wine | Doc's Limbering Wine | Doc's Medical-Grade Wine |
Doc's Smartifying Wine | Doc's Special Reserve Wine | Doc Clock's thyme cocktail | double entendre | Doublepunchplanter | Drac & Tan |
Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned | Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy | Dreadsylvanian grimlet | Dreadsylvanian hot toddy | Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple | dream of a dog |
drippy pilsner | drive-by shooting | Drunken Astrophysicist | Drunken Neurologist | Drunken Philosopher | Dry martini |
Dry vodka martini | Ducha de oro | DUFRESNE Suds | Dump Truck | dusty bottle of blood | Dusty bottle of Marsala |
Dusty bottle of Merlot | Dusty bottle of Muscat | Dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | Dusty bottle of Port | Dusty bottle of Zinfandel | Earth, Wind and Firewater |
Earth and Firewater | Ecto-Cooler | Ecto-nog | Eggnog | Eggnogtini | eighth plague |
eldritch distillate | eldritch elixir | eldritch extract | Electric Punch | electric snakebite | elemental caipiroska |
Elven cellocello | Elven moonshine | elven squeeze | emergency margarita | En Una Fila Tequila | Especially salty dog |
Event Horizon | Evil ducha de oro | Evil horizontal tango | Evil roll in the hay | executive mime flask | expensive champagne |
Expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | Extra-slimy Slimosa | Extra-spicy bloody mary | extremely slippery nipple | Eye and a Twist | Falcon™ Maltese Liquor |
Fantasma en la Máquina | FantasyRealm mead | Fauna Libre | Feliz Navidad | Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel | Fermented honey |
Fine wine | firemilk | Firewater | fishelada | Flamin' Whatshisname | Flaming Caipiranha |
Flaming Crimbo Log | Flaming Knob | Flaming Mohobo | Flaming mushroom wine | Flaming Sazerorc | Flask of Amontillado |
flask of moonshine | flask of port | flat cider | Flat mushroom wine | Flivver | Flute of flat champagne |
Flying Caipiranha | Fog Murderer | Fortified Eggnog Slurry | fountain 'soda' | French bronilla brogurt | Friendly Turkey |
Fromage Pinotage | Fruity girl swill | Fuzzbump | Fuzzy Tentacle | gamma nog | Gets-You-Drunk |
Ghiaccio Colada | ghost beer | Giant glass of brandy | Gibson | Gimlet | Gin |
gin-soaked blotter paper | gin and ginger | Gin and Herring | Gin and tonic | ginger beer | gingerbread wine |
Gin Mint | glass of "milk" | glass of bourbon | glass of drippy wine | glass of herbal tequila | Gloomy mushroom wine |
Gnollish sangria | Gnomish sagngria | Go-Wassail | Golden Mean | Gold Velvet™ whiskey | Gordon Bennett |
Grasshopper | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | Great Older Fashioned | Great old fashioned | Green beer | Green Burlap |
green eggnog | Green Giant | Green Manalishi | Green Muslin | Green Velvet | Grimacider |
Grimacite Bock | Grog | Grogtini | gunner's daughter | hacked gibson | haunted bottle of vodka |
haunted eggnog | haunted gimlet | haunted martini | Haymaker | hell in a bucket | Herringcello |
Herring Daiquiri | Herringtini | Herring Wallbanger | Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel | high-end ginger wine | Highest Bitter |
hipster cocktail | Hodgman's blanket | honey mead | Horizontal tango | Horseradish-infused Vodka | Hot Buttered Rum |
Hot choculate | hot mint schnocolate | Hot Socks | Hot toady | hot watered rum | Humanitini |
Hundred Headed IPA | Ice-cold fotie | Ice-cold Sir Schlitz | Ice-cold Willer | iced plum wine | Ice Island Long Tea |
ice porter | ice wine | Icy mushroom wine | Imp Ale | improved martini | Infinitesimal IPA |
Irish Coffee, English Heart | Ish Kabibble | Island Hurricane | Island Landslide | Island Thunderstorm | Isotope Nog |
Jack-O-Lantern beer | Jackhammer | Jar of fermented pickle juice | Jar of squeeze | Jeppson's Malort | Jerkitini |
jug of booze | Jungle Juice | junk yard | Kamicorpse-ee | Knob mushroom wine | Knoll mushroom wine |
La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | large tankard of ale | lavawater | legitimate business on the beach | Lemonade-235 | Le Roi |
literal grasshopper | Locust | Lollipop Drop | London frog | low tide martini | Lucky Lindy |
Lumbering jack | Lumineux Limnio | Lychee chuhai | Mad Train wine | Mae West | Mae West with a fly in it |
magnum of fancy champagne | Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir | Mandarina colada | mandarina colada with a fly in it | Margarita | marshmallow bomb |
marshmallow flambé | Martini | martiny | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | meadeorite |
mediocre lager | Melon-infused sake | Melted Jell-o shot | mentholated wine | mid-level medieval mead | Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey |
mime army wine | Mimosette | mini-martini | Mint Yulep | Miss Graves' Vermouth | missing wine |
Mohobo | Monkey wrench | Mon Tiki | moonberry wine cooler | Moons-shine | Moonshine Mohobo |
Moonthril Schnapps | More Humanitini than Humanitini | moreltini | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | morning dew | Morto Moreto |
mourning wine | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | mulled berry wine | mulled blood | Mulled cider | mulled hobo wine |
Murderer's Punch | Muschat | mushroom whiskey | Mutagin 'n' Tonic | Mysterious Island iced tea | Nachojito |
Nanite-infested eggnog | natto-infused sake | nega-mushroom wine | neg grog | Neuromancer | Newark |
New Zealand iced tea | Nog-on-the-Cob | non-aged vinegar | nothingtini | Ocean motion | Oh, the Humanitini |
Oil Nog | Oily mushroom wine | Old-fashioned | Oozenog | open sauce | Orangemageddon wine cooler |
Oreille Divisée brandy | Over Easy Rider | overpowering mushroom wine | overpriced "imported" beer | Paint A Vulgar Pitcher | painting of a glass of wine |
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | Papaya sling | Papaya slung | Parisian cathouse | party beer bomb | passable stout |
Pebblebräu | perfect cosmopolitan | perfect dark and stormy | perfect mimosa | perfect negroni | perfect old-fashioned |
perfect paloma | Perpendicular hula | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | Petite Porter | Phil Collins | Phlegethon |
Phonus Balonus | Pink pony | piscatini | pixel beer | pixel daiquiri | Plague of Locusts |
plain old beer | plastic cup of beer | Plum wine | Pointy mushroom wine | premium malt liquor | primitive alien booze |
Prussian cathouse | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | Psychotic Train wine | pumpkin beer | punch-drunk punch | Punchplanter |
Purple corpsel | Quaatorade™ | R'lyeh | Rabbit punch | Racisto Ruidoso | Radberry Rip wine cooler |
Ralph IX cognac | Ram's Face Lager | Red-headed corpse | red-hot boilermaker | red ale | Red Dwarf |
red red wine | Redrum | red rum | Red Russian | regular-size brogurt | reverse Tantalus |
ridiculous cocktail | robin nog | rocket fuel | Rockin' wagon | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | rodeo whiskey |
Roll in the hay | Rompedores de Fantasmas | Rum and cola | runny fermented egg | Russian Ice | Sacramento wine |
Saison du Lune | Salacious lychee chuhai | Salacious screwdiver | Salinated mint julep | salt plum sake | Salty dog |
Salty slug | Sangria | Sangria del diablo | Sangria de Menthe | Sazerorc | Sazuruk-hai |
Scorpion Bowl | scotch on the rocks | Scrawny Stout | Screwdiver | Screwdriver | Sham champagne |
shining goblet | Shot of blackberry schnapps | Shot of flower schnapps | Shot of grapefruit schnapps | Shot of Kardashian Gin | shot of mescal |
Shot of nepenthe schnapps | Shot of orange schnapps | Shot of peach schnapps | Shot of pear schnapps | Shot of rotgut | Shot of the Living Dead |
Shot of tomato schnapps | shroomtini | Siberian sunrise | Silver Bullet beer | Simepore slime | single entendre |
single swig of vodka | Sizzling Sinner | Skull Punch | slap and slap again | Slap and tickle | slap and tickle with a fly in it |
Slimebite | Slimosa | Slimy fermented bile bladder | Slip 'n' slide | Slippery Knob | Sloe Comfortable Zoo |
Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | Sloppy Jalopy | Slug of rum | Slug of shochu | Slug of vodka | smooth mushroom wine |
Smuggler's Punch | snakebite | Snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | Sockdollager | soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini | soilzerac |
Sourfinger | soyburger juice | soy cordial | space port | space wine | Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne |
Spiced rum | Spicy Hot Chocolate | spiritual eggnog | splendid martini | Spooky eggnog | Spooky mushroom wine |
stale cheer wine | stealth bomber | Steamboat | Steel margarita | stepmom's booze | stinkwater |
Stinky mushroom wine | Strawberry daiquiri | Strawberry wine | Strikes Again Bigmouth | Suffering Sinner | super-size brogurt |
Supernova Champagne | Suppurating Sinner | swirling mushroom wine | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | Tangarita | tangarita with a fly in it |
tankard of ale | Temps Tempranillo | Teqiwila | Teqiwila slammer | Tequila sunrise | Tequila sunset |
Tequila with training wheels | Tequiz Navidad | The Cooler Out of Space | The Mad Liquor | Thermos full of Knob coffee | thermos of "whiskey" |
Third Base | Thistle wine | Thriller Ice | tobiko-infused sake | Tomato daiquiri | Transylvania Sling |
TRIO cup of beer | Tropical swill | Turtle Bowl | twice-haunted screwdriver | two meat muck | Typical Tavern swill |
unflavored wine cooler | unidentified drink | unnamed cocktail | unquiet spirits | Uovo Marcio Shiraz | used beer |
vampagne | very fancy whiskey | Vesper | vintage smart drink | Vodka and cranberry | Vodka and tonic |
vodka barracuda | Vodka Dog | Vodka gibson | Vodka martini | Vodka Matryoshka | vodka stinger |
Vodka stratocaster | void lager | VYKEA mead | warbear bearserker mead | warbear blizzard mead | warbear feasting mead |
wasabi-infused sake | Water purification pills | wax booze | Wet Russian | Whiskey and cola | Whiskey and soda |
Whiskey bittersweet | whiskey in a broken glass | Whiskey sour | whiskey squeeze | White-label gin | White Canadian |
white Dreadsylvanian | White Hyborian | White lightning | white wine | White Xanadian | Wine spritzer |
world's most unappetizing beverage | Wrecked Generator | Xiblaxian space-whiskey | Yellow brick road | Ye Olde Meade | Zmobie |
zombie | Zoodriver | [experimental crimbo booze] |
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