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You have 56 skills Hardcore Permed, 25 Softcore Permed and 329 missing.

LvlSeal ClubberTurtle TamerPastamancerSaucerorDisco BanditAccordion Thief
Class (Original)
0 buff Seal Clubbing Frenzy
+2 Mus
(5 adv @ 1MP)
Patience of the Tortoise
+1 Mus, +3 MaxHP
(5 adv @ 1MP)
Manicotti Meditation
+2 Mys
(5 adv @ 1MP)
Sauce Contemplation
+1 Mys, +3 MaxHP
(5 adv @ 1MP)
Disco Aerobics
+2 Mox
(5 adv @ 1MP)
Moxie of the Mariachi
1+ Mox, +3 MaxHP
(5 adv @ 1MP)
0 combat Clobber
Spaghetti Spear
2-3 Phys. Damage
2-3 Hot Damage
1 Damage, 1 Delevel
2-3 Damage, 2-3 for 2 More Rounds
1 Fortitude of the Muskox
Regen 1-2HP/adv
Combat Skill
Ravioli Shurikens
Combat Skill
Curse of Vichyssoise
Curse Cold
2 MP
Disco Eye-Poke
1-3 Damage, 3 Delevel
The Moxious Madrigal
+10 Mox
(Buff @ 2MP)
2 Audacity of the Otter
Crits do 3x Damage
Skin of the Leatherback
ceil(Level/2) DR
Entangling Noodles
Combat Skill
Saucy Salve
Combat Skill - Heal 10-15HP
Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation
+20% Init
The Magical Mojomuscular Melody
+10Mys, +20MaxMP
(Buff @ 3MP)
3 Blubber Up
+5Mox for 10adv
Amphibian Sympathy
+5 Fam Weight
Lasagna Bandages
Heals 10-30HP
Expert Panhandling
+10% Meat
Disco Nap
Heals 20HP, removes some status effects
Cletus's Canticle of Celerity
+20% Init
(Buff @ 4MP)
4 Thrust-Smack
Double Damage Combat Skill
Ghostly Shell
(Buff @ 6MP)
Cannelloni Cannon
Combat Spell
Elemental Saucesphere
So-so Resist. to all Elem.
(Buff @ 10MP)
Disco Dance II: Electric Boogaloo
9-11 Damage, 5 Delevel
The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
+10Mus, +20MaxHP
(Buff @ 5MP)
5 Super-Advanced Meatsmithing
Create Weapons
Create Armor
Summon Dry Noodles
Advanced Saucecrafting
Summon Reagents
Advanced Cocktailcrafting
Summon Cocktail Ingredients
The Polka of Plenty
+50% Meat
(Buff @ 7MP)
6 Thirst of the Weasel
Smacks restore 1-2HP/fury
Tenacity of the Snapper
+8 Melee Damage
(Buff @ 8MP)
Springy Fusilli
+40% Init
(10adv @ 10MP)
Soul Saucery
Gather Soulsauce
Nimble Fingers
+20% Meat
Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction
+12 Damage
(Buff @ 9MP)
7 Hide of the Walrus
Combat Attack
Spirit of Rigatoni
Equip Chefstaffs
Jalapeño Saucesphere
+3DR, Damage Attacker
(Buff @ 5MP)
Tricky Knifework
Become better at knives
Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
+20% Items
(Buff @ 11MP)
8 Claws of the Walrus
+7 Melee Damage
Empathy of the Newt
+5 Fam. Weight
(Buff @ 15MP)
Stuffed Mortar Shell
Combat Spell
Itchy Curse Finger
Stagger when Cursing
Mad Looting Skillz
+20% Items
Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption
level DR
(Buff @ 13MP)
9 Tongue of the Walrus
Heals 30-40HP
Testudinal Teachings
Familiars Level Faster
Spirit of Ravioli
+25% MaxHP
Intrinsic Spiciness
+level Spell Damage
Disco Greed
Momentum is +Item
The Psalm of Pointiness
Attack + Delevel when Taking Damage
(Buff @ 15MP)
10 Lunging Thrust-Smack
Triple Damage Combat Skill
Augmented Attack
Weapon of the Pastalord
Combat Spell
Antibiotic Saucesphere
4-5 HP Regen (Buff @ 15MP)
Disco Bravado
Disco Momentum increases stat points
Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority
+10% All Attributes
(Buff @ 30MP)
11 Rage of the Reindeer
+10%Mus, +10Melee
(10adv @ 10MP)
Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises
+50% MaxMP
Leash of Linguini
+5 Fam. Weight
(10adv @ 12MP)
Combat Spell
Adventurer of Leisure
Sleep soundly
Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
+3 Stats per Fight
(Buff @ 40MP)
12 Double-Fisted Skull Smashing
Astral Shell
+80DA, Slight Elem. Resist
(Buff @ 10MP)
Cannelloni Cocoon
Heal All HP
Impetuous Sauciness
+5 Adv. for Reagent Potions
Ambidextrous Funkslinging
Use 2 items per combat round
The Ode to Booze
More Adv from Booze
(Buff @ 50MP)
13 Northern Exposure
So-So Cold Resist
Cold-Blooded Fearlessness
So-So Spooky Resist
Tolerance of the Kitchen
So-So Hot Resist
Diminished Gag Reflex
So-So Stench Resist
Heart of Polyester
So-So Sleaze Resist
The Sonata of Sneakiness
-5% Combat
(Buff @ 20MP)
14 Musk of the Moose
+5% Combat
(10adv @ 10MP)
Hero of the Half-Shell
Musc determines damage taken if Shield equipped
Flavour of Magic
Choose Elem. of Pasta Spells
Irrepressible Spunk
+5% HP/MP
Smooth Movement
-5% Combat
(10adv @ 10MP)
Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
+5% Combat
(Buff @ 20MP)
15 Pulverize
Smash Stuff!
Tao of the Terrapin
Double DR of Hat/Pants
Transcendental Noodlecraft
+2 Dry Noodles, Wok Access
The Way of Sauce
+2 Reagents, use Scrum. Solutions
Superhuman Cocktailcrafting
+2 Ingredients, Still Access
Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
(Buff @ 30MP
Class (Revamp 2013)
1 Lunge Smack
+5 Damage Attack
Spirit Vacation
+10 MP, 8-10 HP regen (10 advs)
(full heal, costs 1 adv)
Utensil Twist
+100% Spell Dam, 8-10MP Regen (10 adv)
(costs 1 adv)
Deft Hands
+25% Item Damage
Dissonant Riff
Attack and Delevel
2 Hibernate
+3 stats/fight (5 adv)
(full heal, costs 1 adv)
Blessing of the War Snapper
(Blessing of the War Snapper)
15 MP
Transcendent Al Dente
+20 MaxMP, 19-20MP Regen (10 adv)
(costs 1 adv)
Stream of Sauce
Combat Skill
Disco Dance of Doom
6-8 Damage, 3 Delevel
Attack with Accordion
3 Cold Shoulder
Smack skills do +5 cold damage
Stiff Upper Lip
(10 DR)
(Facial Expression)
Bind Vampieroghi
Thrall: Vampieroghi
12 MP
Icy Glare
+10 Cold [Spell] Damage
(Facial Expression)
Disco State of Mind
Generate Momentum
Crab Claw Technique
Accordion +Accuracy
4 Wrath of the Wolverine
Build Fury
Pizza Lover
Om nom nom pizza!
Arched Eyebrow of the Archmage
+10 Spell Damage
(Facial Expression)
Inner Sauce
3-4MP Regen
Frantic Gyrations
Momentum makes you harder to hit
Accordion Bash
Hit with Accordion (Stun)
5 Buoyancy of the Beluga
Regen 1HP/adv for each Fury
Shell Up
6 MP
Bind Vermincelli
Thrall: Vermincelli
30 MP
Combat Spell
That's Not a Knife
THIS is a knife!
Accordion Appreciation
Double Accordion Enchantments
6 Scowl of the Auk
(+10 Weapon Damage)
(Facial Expression)
Spirit Snap
Various Attack
10 MP
Bringing Up the Rear
Power Up Spells with Thralls!
Curse of Marinara
Curse Damage & Healing
4 MP
Disco Face Stab
Attack with best Knife
Concerto de los Muertos
Spooky Damage
7 Furious Wallop
Guaranteed to Hit Attack (5MP & 1 Fury)
Blessing of She-Who-Was
(Blessing of She-Who-Was)
30 MP
Bind Angel Hair Wisp
Thrall: Angel Hair Wisp
60 MP
Wave of Sauce
Combat Spell
Flashy Dancer
Momentum makes you dodge
Five Finger Discount
5% Off!
8 Club Foot
Delevel Attack
Butts of Steel
<3 Butts
Shield of the Pastalord
30% Dam Reduction
(10 adv @ 20MP)
Curse of the Thousand Islands
Curse Stagger
6 MP
Disco Smirk
+10 Mox
(Facial Expression)
Suspicious Gaze
+20% Init
(Facial Expression)
9 Seething of the Snow Leopard
Addnl. Bonus Damage from Fury
Spiky Shell
Damage Attacking Opponents
(Buff @ 8MP)
Bind Undead Elbow Macaroni
Thrall: Elbow Macaroni
100 MP
Cold Damage
Knife in the Dark
Attack with best Knife
Bawdy Refrain
Sleaze Attack
10 Ire of the Orca
Fury Capacity increased to 5
Reptilian Fortitude
(Buff @ 10MP)
Thrall Unit Tactics
-MP Cost with Thrall
Master Saucier
+10% Spell Damage
Disco Shank
Thief Among the Honorable
+5% Items
11 Batter Up!
Use Fury to Banish!
Blessing of the Storm Tortoise
Blessing of the Storm Tortoise
50 MP
Bind Penne Dreadful
Thrall: Penne Dreadful
150 MP
Om nom nom sauce!
Disco Dance 3: Back in the Habit
Attack. 14 Delevel
Sticky Fingers
Pickpocket Meat
12 Cavalcade of Fury
(All Fury)
The Long View
+3 Adv/Day
Subtle and Quick to Anger
+10% Spell Dam
Curse of Weaksauce
Curse Weaken
8 MP
Disco Inferno
Hot Damage
Cone of Zydeco
13 Northern Explosion
Cold Attack
Spirit Boon
Receive Boon
30 MP
Bind Lasagmbie
Thrall: Lasagmbie
200 MP
Wry Smile
+1 Mys per Fight
(Facial Expression)
Disco Fever
+10% Mox, +10 Ranged Dam
(10 Adv)
Master Accordion Master Thief
+10% Pickpocket Chance
14 Precision of the Penguin
+1Crit% per Fury
Patient Smile
+1Mus Stat/Fight
(Facial Expression)
Wizard Squint
+10% Spell Crit
(Facial Expression)
Sauce Monocle
+15% Crit(10 adv @ 20MP)
Sensitive Fingers
+10% Pickpocket
Knowing Smile
+1 Moxie Stat/fight
(Facial Expression)
15 Pride of the Puffin
(30MP @10adv)
Turtle Power
Bring it on.
Bind Spice Ghost
Thrall: Spice Ghost
250 MP
Blood Sugar Sauce Magic
MP at cost of HP
Disco Leer
+10% Meat
(Facial Expression)
Mariachi Memory
+1 Song
Class (Other)
Spookyraven Snarl of the Timberwolf
+10 Spooky Damage
(Facial Expression)
Spectral Snapper
Combat Attack
Fearful Fettucini
Combat Spell
So-So Sleaze/Cold Resist
(Buff @ 10MP)
Tango of Terror
15-18 Spooky Damage, 8 Delevel
Dirge of Dreadfulness
+12 Spooky Damage
(Buff @ 12MP)
The Sea Harpoon!
Combat Skill
Summon Leviatuga
301-350 Damage
Create Tempura Dishes
Deep Saucery
Create Potions with Globes of Deep Sauce
Salacious Cocktailcrafting
Use Seaodes in Cocktailcrafting
Donho's Bubbly Ballad
-20% Underwater Penalty
(Buff @ 75MP)
Trader 2010 Iron Palm Technique
Swords Become Clubs
Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin
+1Fam Exp/Combat
(Buff @ 10MP)
Stringozzi Serpent
Attack and Poison
16 MP
Stench Saucestorm
6 MP
Kung Fu Hustler
Power to the Fists!
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration
Free Crafting
(Buff @ 100MP)
Crimbo 2009 Holiday Weight Gain
+MaxHP Buff by level
(10 adv @ 10MP)
Jingle Bells
Familiar Acts More
(Buff @5 MP)
Damage and Candy!
8 MP
Surge of Icing
Damage Spell
10 MP
Stealth Mistletoe
Delevels more with DB Attacks
5 MP
Cringle's Curative Carol
Restore 5-10HP/Adv
(Buff @5 MP)
Hodgman Natural Born Scrabbler
+5% Items
Thrift and Grift
+10% Meat
Abs of Tin
+10% MaxHP
Marginally Insane
+10% MaxMP

30MP Elemental Conjure Relaxing Campfire
Maximum Chill
Inappropriate Backrub
Creepy Lullaby
120MP Elemental Awesome Balls of Fire
Grease Lightning
Raise Backup Dancer
Accordion Thief The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder
+50% Meat, +20% Items
(Buff @ 50MP)
Benetton's Medley of Diversity
+15 Prism. Damage
(Buff @ 50MP)
Elron's Explosive Etude
+50% Spell Damage
(Buff @ 50MP)
Chorale of Companionship
+10 Fam Weight
(Buff @ 50MP)
Prelude of Precision
+2% Crit Chance
(Buff @ 50MP)

Dread (SC)
Club Earth
Carbohydrate Cudgel
Grab a Cold One
Song of the North
Dread (TT)

Conspiratorial Whispers
Song of Slowness
Dread (PM)

Spaghetti Breakfast
Shadow Noodles
Song of Starch
Dread (S)

Song of Sauce
Dread (DB)

Song of Bravado
Crimbo 2010 Fashionably Late
+1 Adventure Per Day
Executive Narcolepsy
One Free Rest Per Day
Lunch Break
Summon a Sack Lunch
Offensive Joke
Sleaze Damage, 20 Delevel
Managerial Manipulation
+10 All Stats (Others Only)

Crimbo 2013 Shrap
Non-Elemental Damage
Psychokinetic Hug
+10 Stats

Crimbo 2014 Rapid Prototyping
Craft 5 Times a Day, Free
Mathematical Precision
Combat Items 50% more Damage
(20 adv @ 10MP)
Ruthless Efficiency
Deleveling 50% Better
(20 adv @ 10MP)

Crimbo 2015 Communism!
1000 Meat!

Crimbo 2016 Stack Lumps
Sweet Synthesis
Candy + Spleen == Effect

Crimbo 2017
Silent Hunter
+25% Init (50 MP, 10 Adv)
Quiet Determination
Muscle +25% (Facial Expression)
Quiet Judgement
Myst +25% (Facial Expression)
Silent Treatment
Ignore Resistances (20 MP Combat)
Silent Knife
Knife Damage and Stagger
Quiet Desperation
+25% Moxie (Facial Expression)
Crimbo 2018 Carol of the Bulls
+100% Weapon Damage
Carol of the Hells
+100% Spell Damage
Carol of the Thrills
+3 stats

Crimbo 2019 The Spirit of Taking
+10% Item Drops

Trader 2008 Rainbow Gravitation

PVP Thick-Skinned
Chip on your Shoulder
Summon Holiday Fun!: Level 1
Summon Carrot: Level 1
That's a cold carrot
Summon Kokomo Resort Pass
Aruba, Jamaica...
Bear Essence : Level 1
+20% Picnic Baskets
Pirate Bellow: Level 1
Summon Annoyance
Calculate the Universe: Level 1
Toggle Optimality: Level 0
Experience Safari: Level 1

Gnomish Torso Awaregness
Wear Shirts
Gnomish Hardigness
+5% MaxHP
Cosmic Ugnderstanding
+5% MaxMP
Powers of Observatiogn
+10% Items
Gnefarious Pickpocketing
+10% Meat

The Slime Tube Slimy Sinews (0/10)
+20 MaxHP
Slimy Synapses (0/10)
+10 MaxMP
Slimy Shoulders (0/10)
+20% Init

The Suburbs of Dis Torment Plant
Pinch Ghost

Silent Invasion Silent Slam
Silent Squirt
Silent Slice

Ascension Master of the Surprising Fist
+10 Dam and +20 to-hit with empty hands
Request Sandwich
Mild Curse
Ed brings the insults
Belch The Rainbow 0/11

Elemental Planes Grease Up
+15 Sleaze Damage
(10 adv @ 15MP)
Sloppy Secrets
More Beach Bucks
Serious Sleaze Resist (+3)
Serious Spooky Resist (+3)
Intimidating Mien
+15 Spooky Damage
(10 adv @ 15MP)
Olfactory Burnout
Serious Stench Resist (+3)
Garbage Nova
Dinsey Operations Expert
Rotten Memories
+15 Stench Damage
(10 adv @ 15MP)
Asbestos Heart
Serious Hot Resist (+3)
+15 Hot Damage
(10 adv @ 15MP)
+15 Cold Damage
(10 adv @ 15MP)
Frost Bite
Perfect Freeze
Refusal to Freeze
Serious Cold Resist (+3)

LT&T Bow-Legged Swagger
Bend Hell
Steely-Eyed Squint

Daily Dungeon Singer's Faithful Ocelot
Drescher's Annoying Noise
Walberg's Dim Bulb

Twitch Alien Source Code
Max MP +5

Waffle House Brain Games
+3 Rollover Adventures
20/20 Vision
+10% Item Drop

Deck of Every Card Ancestral Recall
Draw 3 Cards
Dark Ritual
Get 3 Black Mana
Giant Growth
Healing Salve
Recover 3 life
Lightning Bolt
Does 3 damage

Snojo Shattering Punch
3/day Instakill
Shivering Monkey Technique
+15% Init Passive
3/day Banish

Eldritch Love Eldritch Intellect
Spooky res/dmg + 1, Eldritch Knowledge
Evoke Eldritch Horror
Summon Tentacles
Eternal Flame
Hot res/dmg + 1, Political Knowledge

Gingerbread Licorice Rope
Banish a Gingerman
Gingerbread Mob Hit
Instakill 1/day
Fifteen Minutes of Flame
+15 Hot Dmg/Spell Dmg, +15 init
Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau
Doesn't make a hat

Spacegate Quantum Movement
+20% Init
5-D Earning Potential
+20% Meat
Object Quasi-Permanence
+10% Items
150 MP Yellow Ray

Madame Zatara Get Big
+20% to all stats
Gallapagosian Mating Call
Weak sniff a monster
Inscrutable Gaze
+10% to Myst gains (Facial Expression)
Love Mixology
Summons random Love Potions
Acquire Rhinestones
Creates Rhinestones
Paul's Passionate Pop Song
Regen 4-5MP/adv
Vampyre Blood Frenzy
+50% Weapon Damage (10 Adv)
Blood Bond
+5 Fam Weight (10 adv)
Blood Bucatini
Damage and Delevel
Blood Bubble
First attack always misses (3 adv)
Blood Blade
Makes a butter knife!
Bram's Bloody Bagatelle
Damage everyone!
PirateRealm Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety
Summon rum, grapefruit, limes
Tiki Mixology
Make rhum cocktails

Drippy Drippy Eye-Beetle
Drippy Eye-Sprout
Drippy Eye-Stone

Misc. Chronic Indigestion
Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting
Transcendent Olfaction
Vent Rage Gland
Summon "Boner Battalion"
Damage Each round of Combat
Misc. 2 Summon Crimbo Candy
Unaccompanied Miner
Volcanometeor Showeruption
Natural Born Skeleton Killer
+10% Skeleton Murder!
Deep Dark Visions
Misc. 3 Bind Spaghetti Elemental
Thrall: Spaghetti Elemental Thrall
150 MP
Underground +5% item, +10% meat
Astute Angler
+10 Fishing Skill
Meteor Lore
Meteor Love!
Expert Corner-Cutter
5 free craftings
Budget Conscious
+10% meat drop
Misc. 4 Drinking to Drink
+1 liver capacity
Army of Toddlers
Summons fighin' babies!
Implode Universe: Level 1
Visit your Favorite Bird
In bird culture, this is
considered a dick move
Always Never Not Guzzling
Lock Picking
Make a key, you still can't pick locks
Misc. 5 Comprehensive Cartography
You know how to find things

Gemelli's March of Testery
Gold Stars for everyone!
Mystical Bookshelf
Tomes Summon Snowcones
Summon Stickers
Summon Sugar Sheets
Summon Clip Art
Summon Rad Libs
Summon Smithsness
Librams Summon Party Favor
Summon Candy Heart
Summon Love Song
Summon BRICKOs
Summon Dice
Summon Resolutions
Summon Taffy

Grimoires Summon Hilarious Objects
Summon Tasteful Items
Summon Alice's Army Cards
Summon Geeky Gifts
Summon Confiscated Things


You have 142 tattoos and 2 outfits for which you do not have the corresponding tattoo and are missing 120 tattoos.





Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher




Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord




Legendary Regalia of the Pasta Master




Legendary Regalia of the Saucemaestro




Legendary Regalia of the Groovelord




Legendary Regalia of the Master Squeezeboxer



Zombie Slayer

Zombie Slayer HC





Actually Ed the Undying

Actually Ed the Undying HC

Cow Puncher

Cow Puncher HC


Beanslinger HC

Snake Oiler

Snake Oiler HC

Gelatinous Noob

Gelatinous Noob HC


Vampyre HC


Plumber HC
































8-Bit Finery

Antique Arms and Armor

Arboreal Raiment

Arrrbor Day Apparrrrrel

Black Armaments

Blasphemous Bedizenment

Bounty-Hunting Rig

Bow Tux

BRICKOfig Outfit

Bugbear Costume

Cloaca-Cola Uniform

Clockwork Apparatus

Crimbo Duds

Crimborg Assault Armor

Cold Comforts

Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume

Dark Bro's Vestments

Dire Drifter Duds

Dwarvish War Uniform

Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform

El Vibrato Relics

Encephalic Ensemble

eXtreme Cold-Weather Gear

Knight's Armor

Filthy Hippy Disguise

Floaty Fatigues

Frat Boy Ensemble

Frat Warrior Fatigues

Frigid Northlands Garb

Furry Suit

Glad Bag Glad Rags

Gnauga Hides

Grass Guise

Grimy Reaper's Vestments

Fancy Tux

Hodgman's Regal Frippery


Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit

Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments

Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform

Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise


Mining Gear

Mutant Couture

OK Lumber. Outfit

Palmist Para.


Pork Elf Prizes

Primitive Radio Duds

Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia

Radio Free Regalia

Roy Orbison Disguise


Smoked Pottery

Snowman Suit

Star Garb

Swashbuckling Getup

Sucker Samurai Suit

Tapered Threads

Tawdry Tramp Togs

Terrifying Clown Suit

Terrycloth Tackle

Time Trappings

Thousandth Birthday Suit

Transparent Trappings

Tropical Crimbo Duds

Unblemished Uniform

Uncle Hobo's Rags

Vestments of the Treeslayer

Vile Vagrant Vestments

War Hippy Fatigues

Wumpus-Hair Wardrobe

Yendorian Finery

Clay Tattoo

Wax Wardrobe

Pinata Provisions

Oil Rig

Animelf Apparel

Seafaring Suit

Crappy Mer-kin Disguise

Mer-kin Gladiatorial Gear

Mer-kin Scholar's Vestments

Raiments of the Final Boss

Violent Vestments

Hateful Habiliment

Clothing of Loathing

Dreadful Bugbear Tattoo

Dreadful Ghost Tattoo

Dreadful Pajama Tattoo

Dreadful Skeleton Tattoo

Dreadful Vampire Tattoo

Dreadful Werewolf Tattoo

Dreadful Zombie Tattoo

Cool Iron Tattoo

Space Beast Furs

Brogre Brouture

Xiblaxian Tattoo

SPQL Tattoo

Bear Claw Tattoo


High-Radiation Tattoo

ZAP! Tattoo

Ceramic Suit Tattoo

Synthetic Suit Tattoo


Toxic Togs

Wart Dinsey's Brain

Spelunker Tattoo

Hot Ghost Tattoo

Emperor Tattoo


Cooper's Couture

Wicker Wear

Bakelite Brigandine

The Jokester's Tattoo

Eldritch Equipage

Gingerbread Tattoo


Wrought Wrappings

Spant Armor

Meteor Masquerade

Cheerful Reindeer Suit

Miming Regalia

Pyrotechnic Paper Paraphernalia

Gabardine Guise

Fiberglass Finery

Genie Lamp Tattoo

Psychic Enpsemble

Warrior's Tattoo

Wizard's Tattoo

Thief's Tattoo

Government-Issued Garb

Mutant Parts Apparel

Slime Enslamble

Snakeskin Suit

Bauxite Tattoo

Chalk Chostume

Marble Materials

PirateRealm Tattoo

Shallow Sea Fishing Outfit

Cursed Skeleton Pirate Costume

Whittled Wearables

Antique Nutcracker Tattoo

Terra Cotta Tackle Tattoo

Paraffinalia Tattoo

Mushroom Masquerade

Guzzlr Tattoo

Lathed Livery


Sneaky Pete XXIX

Sneaky Pete XXIX 2

Sneaky Pete XXIX 3

Sneaky Pete XXIX 4

Sneaky Pete XXIX 5







Delicious Salad

Demon Tattoo


Loathing Legion

Alice's Army

Best Game Ever!!!

Corrupted Data

FDKOL tattoo

Dreadsylvania 1000FK Tattoo

Spring Break Beach Tattoo

Merc Core challenge coin

Mark of the Bugbear

Mark of the Werewolf

Mark of the Zombie

Mark of the Ghost

Mark of the Vampire

Mark of the Skeleton

Dinseylandfill Tattoo


Wal-Mart Tattoo

Batfellow Tattoo

LT&T Tattoo

Hobo Tattoo 0/19

Airplane Tattoo

Fluffy Bunny Tattoo

Detective Tattoo

Proton Tattoo

Twitch Television Tattoo

I Love Gingerbread City

Eternal Knot Tattoo

Spacegate Initiative

New-You Tattoo

KGB Tattoo

FantasyRealm Tattoo


Cheese Tattoo

Party Tattoo

Crimbo 2018 Tattoo

Red Roger Tattoo

Guzzlr Tattoo 2

Yeg's Tattoo


You have 86 trophies and are missing 72 trophies.

100 Shore Trips

1000 Shore Trips

30 White Canadians

Familiars total 100+ lbs

Familiars total 300+ lbs

10+ Turns Protesting

100+ Turns Protesting

Build Pagoda

5 Spaghetti with Skullheads

5 nasty-ass tomato daiquiris

11 ghuol ghuolash

Steal Toast in PvP

Have Less Than 10,000 Meat

Discard Pretty Flower

420 Herb Brownies

5 White Choc and Tomato Pizzas

Familiars total 500+ lbs

50 Lucky Suprise Eggs

All 32 TPS1 in DC

Use 99 Red Balloons

Find 10 Clockwork Keys

Beat All Bosses at 11

Perm all 5 Fragnk Skills

Defend Gourd 21 times in HC

Receive 'One Day in the Life' in Bugbear Pens

Perm all 6 Starting Skills

Be Present for Ascension Rollout

Eat three-tiered wedding cake

Defeat 10 Reindeer

Defeat 100 Reindeer

Take trophy in leaflet quest

No Pants on Jan 1st

90%+ Stab Bat Run

30 Sex Changes

1 Million Meat in HC

Add 'Laura Palmer' to Quest Log

1000+ Drunk

1 million meat to each statue

Use firecracker on July 4th

60 WC burgers, 10 WC fries, 4 Cherry and Diet Cloaca Colas

Lv30 SC

Lv30 TT

Lv30 PM

Lv30 SA

Lv30 DB

Lv30 AT

Read manual 30 times

Slip on 3 banana peels

11 Full/Drunk/Spleen

100 adv in bathroom with autoplunger

Hotform +100 Hot Damage

Coldform +100 Cold Damage

Spookyform +100 Spooky Damage

Stenchform +100 Stench Damage

Sleazeform +100 Sleaze Damage

Use 50 Scrolls of Evil

Summon 30 Demons

Use 100 Chaos Butterflies

Know all Spookyraven Skills

Multi-Use 11 Confetti

Defeat 240 Black Puddings

Drink 80 Around-the-Worlds

Kill all DoD Monsters 120 times in one Ascension

13 Spooky Pirate Skeletons in Closet

10 90+% Ascensions

30 90%+ Ascensions

100 Runaways

Multi-use 29 palm-frond fans from your inventory.

All 64 Tiny Plastic Series 2 in DC

69 Meat Pasting Recipes

50 Cooking Recipes

100 Cooking Recipes

150 Cooking Recipes

20 Cocktailcrafting Recipes

50 Cocktailcrafting Recipes

100 Cocktail Recipes

50 Meatsmithing Recipes

100 Meatsmithing Recipes

150 Meatsmithing Recipes

30 Jewelrycrafting Recipes

Defeat Trophyfish

Sell Marbles to Collector

5 Consecutive Wumpus Hunts

Become a Little Bit Evil 13 Times in one Ascension

Receive the Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies buff 30 times.

Use all 6 rave combos in a single fight.

Equip yourself entirely in seal hide

Eating a single pasta dish with ten days' worth of Canticle of Carboloading applied

Discover all possible Slime Potion recipes

Make 7 unique AT Buff recordings.

Use 40 4-d cameras.

Discover 50 different miscellaneous recipes

Defeat 7 Airships

Defeat your Nemesis in the order SC -> TT -> P -> S -> DB -> ATs

Beat Scratch Rackonteur at pool 23 times

Defeat 99 monsters with a Loathing Legion hammer equipped.

Have all 15 Pokemann figurines in your display case

Wearing 30 Bs during a Bees Hate You run in combat

Win 2000 lunar isotopes in Porko

Perm both Kung Fu Hustler and Master of the Surprising Fist

Deal 5,000 damage with a single Flying Fire Fist

Donate one million Meat worth in items to charity

Multi-using d12s

Use all 11 different pogs in any order as long as #11 is last in a single combat.

Lv30 AoB

Consume all 66 siphoned spirits.

Use a papier-mâché trophy piñata

Have all 11 Microplushies in your Display Case

Cast Haggis Kick by wearing haggis socks while wearing Mr. Haggis and having the effects Sheepskinned, Highland Sheen, and Hagg-ard

Have all five possible effects from the Magic Tongue effect simultaneously

Use 37 37x37x37 puzzle cubes

Keep a ChibiBuddy alive for 11 days

Have all 32 Tiny plastic series 3 figurines in your display case

Achieve level 30 as an Avatar of Jarlsberg

Equip the Mayor Ghost outfit.

Dreadful Rainbow

Get all 30 Tales of Dread

50 bottles of Bloodweiser

50 glasses of electric Kool-Aid.

Independently gain 10,000 kisses in Dreadsylvania

Have all Dread Bosses Effects at Once

Defeat X-fingered Shop Teacher 11 times in one ascension

Commit to Each Clique

Fully upgrade the yearbook camera.

Kill 1,000 enemies with a bone abacus.

Drink all the beers from A Beer Garden in a single day

Have all 12 disco horoscope effects active at the same time

"Collect" all 37 PEEZ dispensers

Make a bowl of petunias

Eat 108 warbear gyros

Have an entire set of Tiny Die-Cast series 1 in your Display Case

Use 11 bottles of Cloaca Cola Polar

Watch Cinderella throw up on the Prince's Shoes.

Conspire to frame Cinderella.

Kill Cinderella.

Master glass, filling, and parchment in Rumpelstiltskin's Workshop.

Achieve level 30 as an Avatar of Sneaky Pete

Wear a red shirt with Red-Shirted Escort active.

Acquire and equip stuff from Thinknerd packages

Drink 11 mini-martinis

Nine Spelunks

Beat Lolmec

Beat Yomama

Defeat 10 Shopkeepers
Assemble 6 Different Types of VYKEA Furniture

Fill 10 Walford Buckets

Consume all Gotpork villain drops

Consume 7 days worth of milk

Solve all five Far Future scenarios without bloodshed

Defeat 666 Eldritch Tentacles (current ascension)

Solve the L.O.V. Exit puzzle

Acquire all Passive Gelatinous Noob skills

Eat 11 primitive alien salad

Solve Genie paper puzzle

Defeat a giant amorphous blob

Voting against yourself 11 times

Consume primitive candy cane, runny fermented egg and oldcake on a single day.

Consume grilled mooseflank and antique beer on a single day.

Have all Beach Head buffs active


You have 117 familiars (missing 147), have done 15 tourguide runs and 15 100% runs.



Levitating Potato

Angry Goat

Sabre-Toothed Lime

Fuzzy Dice

Spooky Pirate Skeleton


Howling Balloon Monkey

Stab Bat


Blood-Faced Volleyball

Ghuol Whelp

Baby Gravy Fairy


Star Starfish

Hovering Sombrero

Ghost Pickle on a Stick

Killer Bee

Whirling Maple Leaf

Coffee Pixie

Cheshire Bat


Hand Turkey

Crimbo Elf

Hanukkimbo Dreidl

Baby Yeti

Feather Boa Constrictor

Emo Squid

Personal Raincloud

Clockwork Grapefruit

MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech

Flaming Gravy Fairy

Frozen Gravy Fairy

Stinky Gravy Fairy

Spooky Gravy Fairy

Inflatable Dodecapede

Pygmy Bugbear Shaman


Attention-Deficit Demon

Cymbal-Playing Monkey

Temporal Riftlet

Sweet Nutcracker

Pet Rock

Snowy Owl

Teddy Bear

Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot

Sleazy Gravy Fairy

Wild Hare

Wind-up Chattering Teeth

Spirit Hobo

Astral Badger

Comma Chameleon

Misshapen Animal Skeleton

Scary Death Orb


Nervous Tick

Reassembled Blackbird

Origami Towel Crane

Ninja Snowflake

Evil Teddy Bear

Toothsome Rock

Ancient Yuletide Troll

Dandy Lion


Penguin Goodfella

Jumpsuited Hound Dog

Green Pixie

Ragamuffin Imp

Exotic Parrot

Wizard Action Figure

Gluttonous Green Ghost

Casagnova Gnome

Hunchbacked Minion

Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.

Bulky Buddy Box

Teddy Borg


El Vibrato Megadrone

Mad Hatrack

Hobo Monkey

Llama Lama

Cotton Candy Carnie

Disembodied Hand

Black Cat


Psychedelic Bear

Baby Mutant Rattlesnake

Mutant Fire Ant

Mutant Cactus Bud

Mutant Gila Monster


Sugar Fruit Fairy

Imitation Crab

Pair of Ragged Claws

Magic Dragonfish

Frumious Bandersnatch

Midget Clownfish

Syncopated Turtle

Grinning Turtle

Purse Rat


Baby Sandworm



Rock Lobster

Urchin Urchin

Grouper Groupie

Squamous Gibberer

Dancing Frog

Chauvinist Pig

Stocking Mimic

Snow Angel


BRICKO chick

Adorable Seal Larva

Untamed Turtle

Animated Macaroni Duck

Pet Cheezling

Autonomous Disco Ball

Mariachi Chihuahua

Baby Bugged Bugbear

Underworld Bonsai

Rogue Program


Pottery Barn Owl

Hippo Ballerina

Knob Goblin Organ Grinder

Piano Cat

Dramatic Hedgehog

Smiling Rat

Robot Reindeer

Holiday Log

Obtuse Angel

Li'l Xenomorph


Pair of Stomping Boots

Feral Kobold

Fancypants Scarecrow

Bloovian Groose

Blavious Kloop

Peppermint Rhino

Tickle-Me Emilio

Reconstituted Crow

Happy Medium

Artistic Goth Kid

Flaming Face

Reagnimated Gnome

Hovering Skull


Angry Jung Man

Unconscious Collective


Oily Woim

Homemade Robot


Gelatinous Cubeling

Adorable Space Buddy

Nosy Nose


Mechanical Songbird

Steam-Powered Cheerleader

Reanimated Reanimator

Warbear Drone

Grimstone Golem

Grim Brother

Miniature Sword & Martini Guy

Putty Buddy

Twitching Space Critter

Galloping Grill

Helix Fossil

Xiblaxian Holo-Companion

Baby Z-Rex

Fist Turkey

Crimbo Shrub


Topiary Skunk

Golden Monkey

Adventurous Spelunker


Baby Mayonnaise Wasp

Puck Man

Ms. Puck Man

Lil' Barrel Mimic

Machine Elf


Rockin' Robin

Restless Cow Skull


Software Bug

Bark Scorpion

Trick-or-Treating Tot

Chocolate Lab

Bad Vibe

Space Jellyfish

Optimistic Candle


Cute Meteor

XO Skeleton

Garbage Fire







God Lobster

Cat Burglar

Party Mouse

Yule Hound

Sausage Golem

Elf Operative

Plastic Pirate Skull

Pet Coral

Pocket Professor

Red-Nosed Snapper

Antique Nutcracker

Piranha Plant

Left-Hand Man



100% Run Done 90% Run Done Have Familiar Have Familiar Hatchling Don't have Familiar

Pocket Familiars














































War Medals

Red Balloon of Valor

Purple Horseshoe of Honor

Blue Diamond of Honesty

Green Clover of Justice

Yellow Moon of Compassion

Orange Star of Sacrifice

Pink Heart of Spirit
Uranium Omega of Temperance

Lead Zeta of Chastity

Aluminum Epsilon of Humility

Zinc Delta of Tranquility

Nickel Gamma of Frugality x 2

Iron Beta of Industry x 15

Copper Alpha of Sincerity x 3
Order of the Silver Wossname


Hobopolis BossOutfit PiecesOther Pieces
Frosty's old silk hat

Frosty's carrot

Frosty's nailbat

Frosty's iceball

Frosty's snowball sack

Frosty's arm
Zombo's skullcap

Zombo's shield

Zombo's grievous greaves

Zombo's empty eye

Zombo's shoulder blade

Zombo's skull ring
Chester's bag of candy

Chester's cutoffs

Chester's moustache

Chester's Aquarius medallion

Chester's muscle shirt

Chester's sunglasses
Ol Scratch
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat

Ol' Scratch's ash can

Ol' Scratch's ol' britches

Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork

Ol' Scratch's manacles

Ol' Scratch's stove door
Wand of Oscus

Oscus's dumpster waders

Oscus's pelt

Oscus's flypaper pants

Oscus's garbage can lid

Oscus's neverending soda
Uncle Hobo
Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants

Uncle Hobo's epic beard

Uncle Hobo's stocking cap

Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves

Uncle Hobo's highest bough

Uncle Hobo's belt
Hodgman's porkpie hat

Hodgman's lobsterskin pants

Hodgman's bow tie

Hodgman's lucky sock
Hodgman Offhands
Hodgman's almanac

Hodgman's metal detector

Hodgman's varcolac paw

Hodgman's harmonica

Hodgman's garbage sticker

Hodgman's cane
Hodgman Speed
Hodgman's whackin' stick

Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat

Hodgman's imaginary hamster

Hobo Code Binder

The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert Battlefield Belowdecks Bugbear Pen Camp Logging Camp
Cobb"s Knob Menagerie, Level 3 Cola Wars Battlefield Defiled Nook Enormous Greater-Than Sign eXtreme Slope
"Fun" House Lair of the Ninja Snowmen Limerick Dungeon The Unquiet Garves Noob Cave
Penultimate Fantasy Airship Poker Room Road to White Citadel Sleazy Back Alley Thugnderdome

Slime Tube

You have 10 and are missing 11.

hardened slime belt

hardened slime hat

hardened slime pants


pernicious cudgel

diabolical crossbow

villainous scythe

grisly shield

corrosive cowl

corroded breeches

malevolent medallion

baneful bandolier

slime-covered club

slime-covered speargun

slime-covered helmet

slime-covered necklace

slime-covered lantern

slime-covered shovel

slime-covered compass

slime-covered greaves

Slime-covered staff


1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Ascension Rewards

You have 15 and are missing 81.

stainless steel shillelagh

stainless steel skullcap

stainless steel solitaire

stainless steel scarf

stainless steel slacks

stainless steel suspenders

plexiglass pikestaff

plexiglass pith helmet

plexiglass pocketwatch

plexiglass pinky ring

plexiglass pants

plexiglass pendant

Brimstone Bludgeon

Brimstone Bunker

Brimstone Brooch

Brimstone Bracelet

Brimstone Boxers

Brimstone Beret

polyester parachute

polyester pad

polyester peeler

polyester pettipants

polyester panama hat

polyester pulsera

porcelain police baton

porcelain plus-fours

porcelain porkpie

porcelain pepper mill

porcelain pelerine

porcelain phantom mask

dice ring

dice belt buckle

dice-print pajama pants

dice-shaped backpack

dice-print do-rag

dice sunglasses

wicker kickers

wicker slicker

wicker knickers

wicker ticker

wicker sticker

wicker clicker

bakelite belt

bakelite badge

bakelite bowl

bakelite brooch

bakelite breeches

bakelite backpack

aerogel anvil

aerogel akubra

aerogel apron

aerogel ascot

aerogel attache case

aerogel accordion

wrought-iron wig

wrought-iron winch crank

wrought-iron widget

wrought-iron whisk

wrought-iron walker

wrought-iron waders

gabardine gaiters

gabardine garland

gabardine gunnysack

gabardine garibaldi

gabardine girdle

gabardine gloves

fiberglass fetish

fiberglass foil

fiberglass fannypack

fiberglass frock

fiberglass fingerguard

fiberglass fedora

chalk chlamys

chalk chain

chalk chalice

chalk chinos

chalk chapeau

chalk choker

marble maebari

marble mantle

marble magnet

marble mignonette bowl

marble medallion

marble mariachi hat

terra cotta truss

terra cotta trousers

terra cotta tongs

terra cotta train x2

terra cotta tie tack

terra cotta tambourine

paraffin punching bag

paraffin pith helmet

paraffin poncho

paraffin pendant

paraffin palazzos

paraffin pseudoaccordion x2

Mr. Items

2004                   Dark Jill-O-Lantern hand turkey outline crimbo elfling
2005 orphan baby yeti silk garter snake lucky Tam O'Shanter
emo roe personal raindrop
miniature gravy-covered maypole deflated inflatable dodecapede wax lips pygmy bugbear shaman Jekyllin hide belt doppelshifter egg miniscule temporal rip sweet nutcracker
2006 Tome of Snowcone Summoning iceberglet March hat McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning homeless hobo spirit astral badger jewel-eyed wizard hat Comma Chameleon egg travoltan trousers plastic pumpkin bucket pilgrim shield yuletide troll chrysalis
2007 Great Ball of Frozen Fire Libram of Candy Heart Summoning dandy lion cub bad penguin egg Mayflower bouquet bottled green pixie bottle-rocket crossbow wizard action figure navel ring of navel gazing class five ecto-larva V for Vivala mask Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.
2008 Libram of Divine Favors naughty origami kit sane hatrack Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts packet of mayfly bait llama lama cria little box of fireworks cotton candy cocoon haiku katana spooky rattling cigar box Tome of Sticker Summoning candy cornucopia
2009 container of Spooky Putty Libram of Love Songs Apathargic Bandersnatch
tiny costume wardrobe elvish sunglasses
Clan VIP Lounge invitation infant sandworm Bag o' Tricks floaty stone sphere Tome of Sugar Shummoning squamous polyp moveable feast suspicious stocking
2010 stinky cheese ball Libram of BRICKOs Clan VIP Lounge invitation panicked kernel crown of thrones glowing frisbee Juju Mojo Mask Schmalz's First Prize Beer Greatest American Pants organ grinder Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog hibernating robot reindeer
2011 Loathing Legion knife a cute angel Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire Clan VIP Lounge invitation My Own Pen Pal kit mysterious chest Operation Patriot Shield fairy-worn boots Tome of Clip Art Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit stuffed-shirt scarecrow Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog
2012 Libram of Resolutions can of Rain-Doh Small Medium Boris's Helm Clan VIP Lounge invitation Moping Artistic Goth Kid Camp Scout backpack Unagnimated Gnome box of bear arms Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog deactivated nanobots Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts
2013 Snow Suit GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card Jarlsberg's pan Libram of Pulled Taffy Order of the Green Thumb Order Form adventurer clone egg Clan VIP Lounge invitation Folder Holder KoLHS Pep Squad Box deanimated reanimator's coffin Pantsgiving The Smith's Tome
2014 Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog Buddy Bjorn Sneaky Pete's leather jacket Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab airplane charter: Spring Break Beach still grill Clan VIP Lounge invitation The Confiscator's Grimoire Thor's Pliers airplane charter: Conspiracy Island fist turkey outline Crimbo sapling
2015 Chateau Mantegna room key Bottle of lovebug Pheromones Ed the Undying Exhibit Crate Airplane Charter: Dinseylandfill Portable Mayo Clinic
yellow puck yellow puck with a bow on it
Pack of Every Card Airplane Charter: That 70s Volcano shrine to the Barrel god Haunted doghouse Airplane Charter: The Glaciest machine elf capsule
2016 X-32-F snowman crate LT&T telegraph office deed Witchess Set Clan VIP Lounge invitation disconnected intergnat Source Terminal Detective school application DIY protonic accelerator kit Time-Spinner Li'l orphan tot Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog Build-a-City Gingerbread kit
2017 space planula heart-shaped crate unpowered Robortender Spacegate access badge New-You Club Membership Form suspicious package LI-11 Motor Pool voucher Pocket Meteor Guide corked genie bottle xo-skeleton-in-a-box pantogram locked mumming trunk
2018 January's Garbage Tote (unopened) Clan VIP Lounge invitation Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them FantasyRealm membership packet God Lobster Egg SongBoom™ BoomBox Box kitten burglar Bastille Battalion control rig crate Neverending Party invitation envelope Latte lovers club card Voter registration form Boxing Day care package
2019 Kramco Industries packing carton Mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag vampyric cloake pattern PirateRealm membership packet Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit rune-strewn spoon cocoon Beach Comb Box Distant Woods Getaway Brochure packaged Pocket Professor Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper unopened diabolic pizza cube box red-spotted snapper roe
2020 unopened Bird-a-Day Calendar mint-in-box Powerful Glove Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog sinistral homunculus Guzzlr application bag of Iunion stones baby camelCalf packaged SpinMaster™ lathe Bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium packaged knock-off retro superhero cape  

Mr. Familiars

2005 Cheshire Bitten coffee sprite      
2006 unwound cymbal-playing monkey calm attention-deficit demon      
2007 nervous tick egg jitterbug larva      
2008 unemployed hunchbacked minion siesta-ing Casagnova gnome      
2009 uniclops egg passed-out psychedelic bear      
2010 hungover chauvinist pig perfectly ordinary frog      
2011 rehearsing dramatic hedgehog sleeping piano cat      
2012 The Groose in the Hoose The Kloop in the Coop      
2013 avatar of the Unconscious Collective dreaming Jung man      
2014 praying Grim Brother hibernating Grimstone Golem      
2015 golden monkey statuette Professor of Spelunkology      
2016     basking robin    
2017     hopeful candle    
2018       kerosene-soaked skip  
2019     elf sleeper agent    
2020         Retrospecs try-at-home kit

Jick's Mom and Janet's Merchandise Table

KoL Con 3-D Glasses KoL Con IV Pole KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat KoL Con Six Pack Seven Loco KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet
Hat O' Nine Tails KoL Con X Treasure Map Size XI Wizard's Robe KoL Con 12-gauge    
Hippo tutu Gygaxian Libram Tome of Rad Libs Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog Xi Receiver Unit Potted tea tree
KoL Con 13 snowglobe          
Horsery contract          

Cool Items


Staff of the Short Order Cook

Staff of the Midnight Snack

Staff of Blood and Pudding

Staff of the Teapot Tempest

Staff of the Greasefire

Staff of the Black Kettle

Staff of the Soupbone

Staff of The Scummy Sink

Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron

Staff of the Walk-In Freezer

Staff of the Grand Flambé

Staff of the Kitchen Floor

Staff of the Grease Trap

Staff of the Deepest Freeze

The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff

Staff of Holiday Sensations

Staff of the Roaring Hearth

Staff of the Electric Range

Staff of Kitchen Royalty

Staff of Frozen Lard

Staff of the Peppermint Twist

Class-Specific Items

 Seal ClubberTurtle TamerPastamancerSaucerorDisco BanditAccordion Thief
Hobopolis Instruments
sealskin drum

washboard shield

spaghetti-box banjo

marinara jug

makeshift castanets

left-handed melodica
Secrets from the Future
monstrous monocle

brazen bracelet

molten medallion

bewitching boots

bitter bowtie

musty moccasins


150 Nickels
battered old top-hat

hobo dungarees

rope with some soap on it
200 Nickels
shapeless wide-brimmed hat

mostly rat-hide leggings

hobo stogie
250 Nickels
crumpled felt fedora

old patched suit-pants

old soft shoes
Underworld truncheon

Staff of the Woodfire

Underworld flail
The Necbromancer's Hat

The Necbromancer's Shorts

The Necbromancer's Stein

A Moment of Reflection

You have 8 and are missing 0.

Walrus ice cream

beautiful soup

eggman noodles

vial of jus de larmes

lobster qua grill x2

missing wine

Humpty Dumplings

ittah bittah hookah

Chess Boards Completed 18/50

Sea Stuff

You have 12 and are missing 7.

Lens of Violence

Pigsticker of Violence x2

Brand of Violence

Jodhpurs of Violence

Ass-Stompers of Violence x2

Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence x2

Lens of Hatred

Staff of Simmering Hatred x2

Cold Stone of Hatred

Pantaloons of Hatred

Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred

Girdle of Hatred

Goggles of Loathing

Stick-Knife of Loathing

Scepter of Loathing

Jeans of Loathing

Treads of Loathing

Belt of Loathing

Pocket Square of Loathing

Raiments of the Final Boss

You have 8 and are missing 0.

Helm of the Scream Emperor

Cloak of Dire Shadows

Sword of Dark Omens

Shield of Icy Fate

Greaves of the Murk Lord

Boots of Twilight Whispers x2

Belt of Howling Anger

Gauntlets of the Blood Moon


You have 3 and are missing 4.



Sword of Procedural Generation




White Dragon Fang

Conspiracy Island

You have 6 and are missing 1.

Sasq™ watch

pair of plants

smoker's cloak

camouflage T-shirt

trench lighter x2

mercenary pistol

mercenary rifle


You have 1 and are missing 11.

Dinsey's oculus

Dinsey's radar dish

Dinsey's pizza cutter

Dinsey's brain

Dinsey's pants

Dinsey's glove

stinky fannypack

garbage sticker

hazmat helmet

fake washboard x2

backwoods banjo

ratskin pajama pants

That 70s Volcano

You have 3 and are missing 12.


basaltamander buckler x2

lava balaclava

biker's hat

feathered headdress

electrician's hardhat

blue LavaCo Lamp™

green LavaCo Lamp™

red LavaCo Lamp™

Lavalos's shell

Mr. Cheeng's spectacles

The One Mood Ring

little deuce cape

Pener's drumstick



The Glaciest

You have 1 and are missing 5.

norwhal helmet

octolus-skin cloak

sardine can key

Wal-Mart nametag

Wal-Mart overalls

Wal-Mart snowglobe

Ultra Rares

You have 0 and are missing 14.


Counterclockwise Watch

crazy bastard sword

Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield

hockey stick of furious angry rage

optimal spreadsheet


incredibly dense meat gem

Platinum Yendorian Express Card

Talisman of Baio

Talisman of Bakula

The Nuge's favorite crossbow

consolation ribbon

repaid diaper


Warbear Crimbo 2013

warbear warscarf

warbear laser bowtie

warbear goggles

warbear fleece-lined warscarf

warbear plasma bowtie

warbear snowblindness goggles

warbear electric warscarf

warbear nuclear bowtie

warbear polarized goggles

warbear plain ushanka

warbear plain helm

warbear plain fedora

warbear lined ushanka

warbear spiked helm

warbear feathered fedora

warbear heated ushanka

warbear electro-spiked helm

warbear fancy fedora

warbear long johns

warbear battle greaves

warbear party pants

warbear fleece-lined long johns

warbear officer greaves

warbear ceremonial party pants

warbear electric long johns

warbear bearserker greaves

warbear high festival pants

warbear breakfast machine

warbear soda machine


You have 5 and are missing 28.

Thwaitgold bee statuette

Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette

Thwaitgold butterfly statuette

Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette

Thwaitgold woollybear statuette

Thwaitgold maggot statuette

Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette

Thwaitgold firefly statuette

Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette

Thwaitgold bookworm statuette

Thwaitgold ant statuette

Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette

Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette

Thwaitgold spider statuette

Thwaitgold nit statuette

Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette

Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette

Thwaitgold termite statuette x8

Thwaitgold scorpion statuette

Thwaitgold moth statuette

Thwaitgold cockroach statuette

Thwaitgold amoeba statuette

Thwaitgold bug statue

Thwaitgold time fly statuette

Thwaitgold metabug statuette

Thwaitgold chigger statuette

Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette

Thwaitgold mosquito statuette

Thwaitgold nymph statuette

Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette

Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette x2

Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette x2

Thwaitgold slug statuette x10


We All Wear Masks

You have 5 and are missing 0.

silver cow creamer

wolf whistle

witch's bra

spinning wheel

hare pin

Swagger Stuff

You have 1 and are missing 9.

insulting hat

offensive moustache

cursed microwave

cursed pony keg


bagged stuffed "L"

stuffed club

stuffed "L"

The Cocktail Shaker

School of Hard Knocks Diploma


Marty's Quest

You have 4 and are missing 0.

Hand-carved bokken

Hand-carved bow

Hand-carved staff

pogo stick


You have 1 and are missing 3.

replica bat-oomerang

The Jokester's pants

The Jokester's wig

The Jokester's gun

LT&T Telegram Office

You have 3 and are missing 9.

Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes

Daisy's unclean bloomers

Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square

Former Sheriff Dan's tin star

Glenn's golden dice

El Vibrato restraints

Clara's bell

Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun

western-style skinning knife

reliable sixgun

steel knuckles

Pecos Dave's sixgun

Hair Club for Loathers

You have 3 and are missing 24.

outrageous sombrero

tin star

"Humorous" T-shirt

Royal scepter

exclusive club

Martialest Arts trophy

talking spade

infinite BACON machine

First Post shirt - Cir Senam

Official Council Aide Pin

eldritch hammer

HP-35 Calculator

Silver HP-35 Calculator

Golden HP-35 Calculator

Platinum HP-35 Calculator

Diamond HP-35 Calculator

recovered cufflinks

License to Chill

Jeppson's Malort

Mysterious Green Box x31

tiny plastic sword



etched hourglass

Murgatroyd diode

enhanced signal receiver

red plumber's boots


Fishin\' Gear

You have 1 and are missing 1.

antique tacklebox

sonar fishfinder

The Precinct

You have 2 and are missing 1.

detective roscoe

noir fedora

trench coat

Busting Makes You Feel Good

You have 0 and are missing 12.

burnt snowpants

Carpathian longsword

fleshy lump

frigid derringer

haunted bindle

Liam's mail

Mr. Screege's spectacles

smoldering bagel punch

Spookyraven signet

standards and practices guide

tie-dyed fannypack

Unfortunato's foolscap


You have 0 and are missing 24.

Caveman Dan's Favorite Rock

Chroner cross

Chroner trigger

flapper floppers

glass eye





portable Othello set


solid shifting time weirdness

Time-twitching toolbelt

Time Bandit Badge of Courage

Time Bandit Time Towel

Time Cape

Time Cloak

Time Lord Badge of Honor

Time Lord Participation Mug

time shuriken

white earbuds

wooly loincloth

yabba dabba doo rag


Gingerbread Jolly

You have 9 and are missing 0.

candy dog collar

gingerbeard x2

gingerbread gavel

gingerbread mask x5

gingerbread moneybag

gingerbread pistol


sour ball and chain

sprinkle-begging cup x2


Chakra Crimbo

You have 0 and are missing 7.

bad vibroknife

crystal belt buckle

Krampus Horn

saffron antaravasaka

saffron uttarasanga

third eye

Uncle Crimbo's Hat


You have 0 and are missing 5.

primitive alien blowgun

primitive alien loincloth

primitive alien necklace

primitive alien spear

primitive alien totem


You have 3 and are missing 0.

shield of the Skeleton Lord x3

ring of the Skeleton Lord x2

scepter of the Skeleton Lord

Neverending Party

You have 8 and are missing 0.

everfull glass x3

fancy party pants

gold skull ring

paint palette x5


party crasher

party whip

pump-up high-tops x2


Silent Crombotato

You have 4 and are missing 7.

mime army insignia (psychological warfare)

mime army insignia (cryonics)

mime army insignia (sanitation)

mime army insignia (morale)

mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)

mime army insignia (intelligence)

mime army insignia (espionage)

mime army insignia (infantry)

mime army infiltration glove

mime army challenge coin

mime army shotglass



You have 5 and are missing 0.

lucky gold ring

Red Roger's red left foot x2

Red Roger's red left hand x4

Red Roger's red right foot x5

Red Roger's red right hand x5

Underwater Crimbo

You have 6 and are missing 9.

anemoney clip

Crimbylow-rise jeans

Dolph Bossin's charity note

Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat

hand-knitted diving booties

icing poncho

kelp-holly drape

kelp-holly gun

Mer-kin rollpin

oxygenated eggnog helmet

peppermint harpoon gun

peppermint spine

ribbon candy ascot

soggy elf shoes

Yuleviathan necklace


Demon Names

1) Pies-
2) Preternatural Greed
Spooky Forest
3) Fit To Be Tide
Sonofa Beach
4) Big Flaming Whip
Friar's Gate
5) Demonic Taint
Haunted Bathroom
6) Ragamuffin Imp Tatter
7) DrinksAk'gyxoth
8) Existential Torment
Nemesis Lair
9) Burning, Man
Sinister Ancient Tablet
10) The Pleasures of the Flesh
Strange Cube
11) Friend of Gary
The Cola Wars Battlefield
12) Neil the Sofa Sloth

Arcade Games

You have 3 and are missing 2.

dungeon fist gauntlet

meteoid ice beam

sinister demon mask

space trip safety headphones

streetfighting champion's belt


Boss Outfit Pieces Other Pieces
Great Wolf
Great Wolf's headband

Great Wolf's right paw

Great Wolf's left paw

Great Wolf's lice

Great Wolf's rocket launcher

Great Wolf's beastly trousers





Mayor Ghost
Mayor Ghost's cloak

Mayor Ghost's khakis

Mayor Ghost's toupee

Mayor Ghost's scissors

Mayor Ghost's sash

Mayor Ghost's gavel
zombie mariachi hat

zombie accordion

zombie mariachi pants

HOA regulation book

HOA zombie eyes

HOA citation pad
Unkillable Skeleton
Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap

Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards

Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate

Unkillable Skeleton's shield

Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword

Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg
Count Drunkula
Thunkula's drinking cap

Drunkula's silky pants

Drunkula's cape

Drunkula's ring of haze

Drunkula's wineglass

Drunkula's bell

Discoveries - Cocktailcrafting

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a little sump'm sump'man evil little sump'm sump'mbad rum and good colabanana daiquiribeaver punch (cherry)beaver punch (papaya)
beaver punch (peach)berry-infused sakeblended frozen swillblended frozen swill with a fly in itblood-red mushroom winebloody beer (Sir S)
bloody beer (Willer)bloody maryBloody Norabodyslamboilermakerbottle of drinkin' gas
bottle of ginbottle of rumbottle of sakebottle of Sanguiovesebottle of tequilabottle of vodka
bottle of whiskeyboxed wineBreakfast Blast wine coolerbungle in the jungleButtery Boybuzzing mushroom wine
caipifrutacalle de mielcalle de miel with a fly in itcarrot claretcherry bombCherrytastrophe wine cooler
chocotiniChurchillcitrus-infused sakeCitrus Crush wine coolerCobra Bowlcomplex mushroom wine
cool mushroom wineCrimbojitodew yoana leidew yoana salacious leidirt julepdirty martini
Divinedouble entendreDreadsylvanian cold-fashionedDreadsylvanian dank and stormyDreadsylvanian grimletDreadsylvanian hot toddy
Dreadsylvanian slithery nippledrive-by shootingdry martinidry vodka martiniducha de orodusty bottle of blood (Marsala)
dusty bottle of blood (Merlot)dusty bottle of blood (Muscat)dusty bottle of blood (Pinot Noir)dusty bottle of blood (Port)dusty bottle of blood (Zinfandel)eggnog
eighth plagueeldritch elixirElectric Punchelemental caipiroskaespecially salty dogevil ducha de oro
evil horizontal tangoevil roll in the hayextra-spicy bloody maryextremely slippery nippleFeliz Navidadfine wine
flaming mushroom wineflat mushroom winefruity girl swillfuzzbumpgamma nogGhiaccio Colada
gibsongimletgin and tonicGin Mintgloomy mushroom wineGnollish sangria
Gnomish sagngriaGordon Bennettgreat old fashionedgreen beer (Sir S)green beer (Willer)green drunki-bear
groggrogtinigunner's daughterhaunted bottle of vodkahaunted eggnoghaunted gimlet
haunted martinihell in a buckethorizontal tangoicy mushroom wineIrish Coffee, English HeartIsland Hurricane
Island LandslideIsland Thunderstormknob mushroom wineknoll mushroom wineliteral grasshopperLondon frog
low tide martinilumbering jacklychee chuhaiMae WestMae West with a fly in itmandarina colada
mandarina colada with a fly in itmargaritamartinimelon-infused sakementholated winemimosette
Mint Yulepmonkey wrenchMon Tikimoreltinimorning dewmulled berry wine
mulled bloodMurderer's Punchmushroom whiskeyMysterious Island iced teanega-mushroom wineneg grog
NeuromancerNewarkNog-on-the-Cobnothingtiniocean motionoily mushroom wine
old-fashionedOrangemageddon wine cooleroverpowering mushroom winePaint A Vulgar Pitcherpapaya slingparisian cathouse
pebblebräu (Sir S)pebblebräu (Willer)perfect cosmopolitanperfect dark and stormyperfect mimosaperfect negroni
perfect old-fashionedperfect palomaperpendicular hulaperpendicular hula with a fly in itPhil CollinsPhlegethon
pink ponypiscatiniplum winepointy mushroom wineprussian cathouseprussian cathouse with a fly in it
pumpkin beerR'lyehrabbit punchRadberry Rip wine coolerred drunki-bearredrum
Red Russianreverse Tantalusrobin nogrockin' wagonrockin' wagon with a fly in itroll in the hay
rum and cola (cloaca)rum and cola (dyspepsi)Russian Icesalacious lychee chuhaisalacious screwdiversalt plum sake
salty dogsangriasangria del diabloSangria de MentheScorpion Bowlscrewdiver
screwdrivershot of blackberry schnappsshot of flower schnappsshot of grapefruit schnappsshot of orange schnappsshot of peach schnapps
shot of pear schnappsshot of tomato schnappsshroomtiniSiberian sunriseSimepore slimesingle entendre
skewered cherryskewered jumbo oliveskewered limeSkull Punchslap and slap againslap and tickle
slap and tickle with a fly in itslip 'n' slidesmooth mushroom wineSmuggler's Punchsnakebitesoft green echo eyedrop antidote martini
soilzeracSourfingerspiced rumspooky mushroom winestealth bomberSteamboat
stinky mushroom winestrawberry daiquiristrawberry wineStrikes Again Bigmouthswirling mushroom winetangarita
tangarita with a fly in itteqiwilateqiwila slammertequila sunrisetequila sunsettequila with training wheels
Tequiz Navidadtropical swillTurtle Bowltwice-haunted screwdrivervampagne (carbonated soy milk)vampagne (Monstar energy beverage)
vespervodka and cranberryvodka and tonicvodka barracudavodka gibsonvodka martini
Vodka Matryoshkavodka stingervodka stratocasterwhiskey and cola (cloaca)whiskey and cola (dyspepsi)whiskey and soda
whiskey bittersweetwhiskey sourwhiskey squeezewhite CanadianWhite Hyborianwine spritzer
world's most unappetizing beverageyellow brick roadyellow drunki-bearzmobie   

Discoveries - Food

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3vi1 pr0n m4nic0ttiacceptable bagelactual blood sausage (batgut)actual blood sausage (ratgut)agnolotti arboliAlexy sauce
alien sandwichash sodaasparagus lo meinasparagus stir-frybätzlebaked stuffing
banana cream piebanana milkshakebanana smoothiebanana spritzerbat haggisbat wing kabob
bat wing stir-frybean burritoBeefy Crunch Pastacobeer basted bratbitter pillblackberry polite
blood-soaked sponge cake (filthy poultice)blood-soaked sponge cake (gauze garter)blood roll-upblood snowconebloodstickboring spaghetti
Boris's key limeBoris's key lime pieBrain Food Pastacobrains casserolebread rollbriny vinegar
candied sweet potatoescandy carrot cakecarob browniescarob chunk cookiescarrot cakecatgut taco
cheesy eagle saucecherry piechorizo tacococoa eggcold and sour saucecold hi mein
cold wadcologne of contemptconcentrated cordial of concentrationconcoction of clumsinessConnery's Elixir of AudacityCool Brunch Pastaco
cool mushroom casserolecordial of concentrationcranberry cordialcranberry cylindercream of pointy mushroom soupcream pie
Crimbo piecrudlesdelicious noodlesdelicious spicy noodlesdeluxe layer cakedenastified haunch
Devil's Elbow Hot Saucedevil hair pastadigital key limedigital key lime pieDreadsylvanian cold pocketDreadsylvanian hot pocket
Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocketDreadsylvanian spooky pocketDreadsylvanian stink pocketdrug cocktail sauceeldritch distillateeldritch essence
eldritch mushroom pizzaenchanted bean burritoEnergy Buzz PastacoEvery Day is Like This Sundaeevil boring spaghettievil delicious noodles
evil delicious spicy noodlesevil eyedrops of the ermineevil libation of livelinessevil ointment of the occultevil painful penne pastaevil philter of phorce
evil potion of potencyevil ravioli della hippyevil serum of sarcasmevil spicy noodlesevil tomato juice of powerful powereyedrops of newt
eyedrops of the ermineeyedrops of the ocelotfancy schmancy cheese sauceFerrigno's Elixir of PowerFettrisfettucini épines Inconnu
fettucini Inconnufishy fishfishy fish casserolefishy fish lasagnaflask of baconstone juiceflask of hamethyst juice
flask of porquoise juicefleetwood mac 'n' cheeseflower petal piefluid of fudge-findingFrogadefudgesicle
fusilli marrownarrowfusillocybinghostly pickling solutionghost pickle on a stickghuol-ear kabobghuol egg quiche
ghuol guolashgnat lasagnagnatloafgnatloaf casserolegnocchetti di Nietzschegoat cheese pizza
goat cheese tacogood gravygreen bean casserolegrilled cheese sandwichgrue egg omelettehalf double fruitcake
haunted cherry piehaunted Hell ramenhaunted orangehaunted pizzaHawking's Elixir of BrillianceHell broth
Hell ramenherb browniesHimalayan Hidalgo saucehippy herbal teahot and sour saucehot hi mein
hot stuffinghot wadHumpty Dumplingsillicit fish sauceinsanely spicy bean burritoinsanely spicy enchanted bean burrito
insanely spicy jumping bean burritoJarlsberg's key limeJarlsberg's key lime piejug of baconstone juicejug of hamethyst juicejug of porquoise juice
jumping bean burritojumping bean tacoKnob cakeKnob lo meinKnob sausage stir-fryKnob shroomkabob
Knob stir-fryKnob stroganoffKnob stuffed shellsKnoll lo meinKnoll shroomkabobKnoll stir-fry
large cocoa eggshell fragmentlava cakeleftovers sandwichlemon meringue pielemon popsiclelibation of liveliness
libertagliatellelihc eye pielinguini immondizia biancolinguini of the sealiver popsicleloaf of soda bread
long pork casserolelong pork chop sandwicheslong pork lasagnalotion of coldnesslotion of hotnesslotion of sleaziness
lotion of spookinesslotion of stenchLucky Surprise EggLudovico Pastacomagical baguettemashed potatoes
Medical Pastacomenudomenudo raviolimilk of magnesiummince pieMiserable Pie
moosemeat pieMountain Stream gastriquemushroom pizzamushroom teaneutron lollipopnutty organic salad
oil of expertiseoil of oilinessoil of slipperinessoil of stabilityointment of the occultolive lo mein
olive stir-fryorange popsicleoyster saucepainful penne pastapapaya tacopapier-mâché glob
papotion of papowerpatent aggression tonicpatent alacrity tonicpatent avarice tonicpatent invisibility tonicpatent preventative tonic
patent sallowness tonicpeach lozengepeach piepear lozengepear tartpecan pie
perfume of prejudicephial of coldnessphial of hotnessphial of sleazinessphial of spookinessphial of stench
philter of phorcepie crustplain pizza (flat dough)plain pizza (wad of dough)plum lozengepotent potion of potency
potion of potencypotion of temporary gr8nesspr0n cocktail (catsup)pr0n cocktail (ketchup)pr0n m4nic0ttipr0n stir-fry
pr0n tacopregnant gloomy black mushroompregnant mushroompregnant oily golden mushroomprescription noodlespressurized potion of perception
pressurized potion of perspicacitypressurized potion of pneumaticitypressurized potion of possessivenesspressurized potion of proficiencypressurized potion of puissancepressurized potion of pulchritude
pumpkin pierainbow saucerat appendix kabobrat appendix stir-fryratinirat scrapple
ravioli della hippyrobin flanrocky road ice cream (baboon)rocky road ice cream (goat)royal jelly tacosalamander slurry
Salsa de las EpocasSalsa Libresauce of the agessausage pizzasausage wontonsavory dry noodles
seared dino steaksecret blend of herbs and spicesserum of sarcasmshells a la shellfishskewered cat appendixsleaze wad
sleazy and sour saucesleazy fairy gravysleazy hi meinSneaky Pete's key limeSneaky Pete's key lime piespagecialetti
spaghetti con calaverasspaghetti with ghost ballsspaghetti with SkullheadsSpecial™ Saucespectral picklespicy bean burrito
spicy enchanted bean burritospicy jumping bean burritospicy mushroom quesadillaspicy noodlesspooky and sour saucespooky glove
spooky hi meinspooky lo meinspooky shroomkabobspooky stir-frySpooky Surprise Eggspooky wad
squirmy violent party snackstandard-issue cupcakestar key limestar key lime piestench and sour saucestench wad
stinky hi meinstrawberry piestrawberry popsiclestuffed spooky mushroomsuggestive strozzapretisuper ka-bob
super saladtempura airtempura avocadotempura broccolitempura carrottempura cauliflower
tempura cucumbertempura green and red beantempura radishthanksgiving turkeyThey liver popsicleThis Charming Flan
toast with cold jellytoast with hot jellytoast with sleaze jellytoast with spooky jellytoast with stench jellytofu casserole
tofu stir-frytofu tacotofu wontontomato juice of powerful powerturkish mostaccioliultra-deluxe cupcake
unfortunate dumplingsunfrosted Knob cakeunstable fulminateunwound clockwork grapefruitvial of baconstone juicevial of hamethyst juice
vial of porquoise juicewarm gravywet stewwet stunt nut stewwhite chocolate chip brownieswhite chocolate chip cookies
wok lobster         

Discoveries - Meat Pasting

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4-d camera99.44% pure mathA Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)abridged dictionaryA Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)aerated diving helmetammonite candy mold
annealed drippy orb aquamariner's necklaceaquamariner's ringasshatAutobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)baconstone-handled sixgun
baconstone earringbaconstone pendantbaconstone ringbadass beltbananarama banglebanana supersucker
barrel beryl chokerbarrel beryl nose ringbarrel beryl ringbarskin tentbartender-in-the-boxbartender skull
beach glass necklacebeanbag chairbeer gogglesbelemnite candy moldbezoar ringbitchin' meatcar
blank fudge moldblessed large boxblue LavaCo Lamp™bomb of unknown originbone rattleBonerdagon necklace
box-in-the-boxbox-in-the-box-in-the-boxboxing-glove-in-a-boxboxing glove on a springbrainy skullbuffed alien drugs
burrowgrub hivecandy cane candygramcapped blue lava bottlecapped green lava bottlecapped red lava bottlecarrot-on-a-stick
chaos popcorncharged magnetchef-in-the-boxchef skullchitinous podChoker of the Ultragoth
clockwork bartender-in-the-boxclockwork bartender headclockwork chef-in-the-boxclockwork chef headclockwork detective skullclockwork maid
clockwork maid headclockwork pirate skullclub of corruptioncog and sprocket assemblycold clusterbombcorrupt club of corrupt corruption
corrupt club of corruptioncorrupted bird DNAcottagecreepy voodoo dollCRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)dark baconstone ringdark hamethyst ringdark porquoise ring
decaying wooden oardetective skulldisembodied smiledoll-eye amuletdope wheelsdouble barreled barrel gun
dove DNAdrippy bromide drippy enzyme drippy flux drippy ichor drippy pigment
drippy salt dusty animal skullEarring of FireEllsbury's journal (used)empty hourglassenchanted eyepatch
etched hourglassevil golden archeseXtreme nose ringfertilized ghuol eggField Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)filigreed hamethyst earring
filigreed hamethyst necklacefiligreed hamethyst ringFlaskfull of Hollowfloaty rock necklacefull meat tankfurry brown pillow
giant diamond ringgiant fishhookgnashing teethgnatwing earringgnoll-tooth necklaceGnollish autoplunger
goatgoblin bone hiltGolden Lightgooey drippy candy bar gory drippy orb government
grass whistlegreen LavaCo Lamp™groovy prism necklacehamethyst-handled sixgunhamethyst earringhamethyst necklace
hamethyst ringhandful of napalmHandsome DevilHarold's hammerheadpiece of the Staff of Edheavy metal sonata
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrrholiday loghosed fishbowlhosed tankhot clusterbombhot daub
hourglasshovering sombreroIce-Cold Aluminum NecklaceIce-Cold Beer RingIce-Cold Beerringice skate decoy
ice skate dollimbued seal-blubber candleInigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)innuendoinsulated gold wireintragalactic rowboat
kumquartz ringkumquat supersuckerleaflifeless meat dolllime supersuckerloose blade
Louder Than Bomblustrous drippy orb maid headmakeshift SCUBA gear (hosed fishbowl)makeshift SCUBA gear (hosed tank)makeshift yakuza mask
maple leafMark III Steam-HatMark II Steam-HatMark I Steam-HatMark IV Steam-HatMark V Steam-Hat
mass of wriggling tentaclesmeat enginemeat facemeat golemMeat maidMeat maid body
meat stackmemory of a CA base pairmemory of a CG base pairmemory of a CT base pairmemory of a GT base pairmemory of an AG base pair
memory of an AT base pairmeteorite earring meteorite necklace meteorite ring moon-amber necklaceMudflap-Girl Earring
Mudflap-Girl NecklaceMudflap-Girl Ringmurderbot live wiremurderbot maskmurderbot shield unitmurderbot spring injector
murderbot whipmysterious presentNDNGnicksilver ringninja pirate zombie robot head
Nose Ring of Putrescencenothing-in-the-boxnothing-in-the-box-in-the-boxoffice-supply crossbowone-winged stab batopium grenade
oyster basketpair of pearidot earringspair of ragged clawspair of rhinoceros hornspair of twitching clawsparasitic claw
parasitic headgnawerparasitic stranglewormparasitic tentaclespeace-sign necklacepearl diver's necklacepearl diver's ring
pear supersuckerPendant of FirePendant of Gargalesispeppermint parasolphat turquoise braceletpicture of you
pine cone necklacepirate skullpirate zombie headpirate zombie robot headpopcornporquoise-handled sixgun
porquoise eyebrow ringporquoise necklaceporquoise ringPotion of Heroismpresentpretty bouquet
pulled porquoise earringpulled porquoise pendantpulled porquoise ringpumpkin bombpumpkin carriagePutrid Pendant
quicksilver ringrainbow bombrainbow pearl earringrainbow pearl necklacerainbow pearl ringreally really sticky spider web
really sticky spider webreassembled blackbirdreconstituted crowred LavaCo Lamp™rewinged stab batRing of Fire
Ring of the Sewer Snakeroller skate decoyroller skate dollrusty metal keyrusty old lanterns'more gun
sabre-toothed lime cubsalty drippy candy bar sandpaperscary death orbscrap of sticky papershark tooth necklace
sicksilver ringskeleton keysleaze clusterbombslicksilver ringsmoked potsherdsolid baconstone earring
solid baconstone necklacesolid baconstone ringspooky clusterbombspooky scarecrowspooky staffsprocket assembly
Staff of Ed (eye)Staff of Ed (headpiece)Staff of Ed, almoststench clusterbombstrawberry supersuckerstrawberyl necklace
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)Talisman o' NamsilattambourineThe Art of Slapfighting (used)the fingerThe Joy of Wassailing (used)
The Necbronomicon (used)The Ringthicksilver ringticksilver ringtiny black holetorquoise ring
tourmalime tourniquettrilobite candy moldtriple barreled barrel gunUncle Romulus (used)Unspeakable Earringvampire pearl earring
vampire pearl necklacevampire pearl ringWAWand of Nagamarwangwholeberd
wicksilver ringwings of firewriggling tentaclewrithing drippy candy bar Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) 

Discoveries - Smithing

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7-inch discus17-alarm SaucepanA Light that Never Goes Outancient turtle shell helmetasbestos crossbowasbestos helmet turtle
asbestos meat stackasbestos staffasbestos swordbaneful bandolierbarskin bucklerbarskin cloak
barskin hatbarskin loinclothbar whipbasic meat crossbowbasic meat fezbasic meat foon
basic meat helmetbasic meat kiltbasic meat pantsbasic meat skirtbasic meat sporkbasic meat staff
basic meat swordbat-ass leather jacketbat hatbat whipBelt of Loathingblack belt
black cowboy hatbowlegged pantsbowlerbow staffbubble bauble bowbubblewrap bottlecap turtleban
bubblewrap crossbowbubblewrap staffbubblewrap swordbuffalo bladecan cannoncardboard box turtle
cardboard crossbowcardboard staffcardboard swordcarob cannoncatskin bucklercatskin cap
Chelonian Morningstarchrome crossbowchrome helmet turtlechrome meat stackchrome staffchrome sword
clownskin beltclownskin bucklerclownskin harnessclown whipclown wigclub of the five seasons
corroded breechescorrosive cowlcreepy-ass clubCrimbo hatCrimbonium fuel rodCrimbo pants
Crimbo swordcurdflingerdemon-horned hatdemon bucklerdemonskin jacketdemonskin trousers
demon whipdense meat crossbowdense meat staffdense meat sworddepleted Grimacite astrolabedepleted Grimacite grappling hook
depleted Grimacite gravy boatdepleted Grimacite hammerdepleted Grimacite ninja maskdepleted Grimacite shinguardsdepleted Grimacite weightlifting beltdiabolical crossbow
dripping meat crossbow (catsup)dripping meat crossbow (ketchup)dripping meat staff (catsup)dripping meat staff (ketchup)dripping meat sword (catsup)dripping meat sword (ketchup)
dueling banjoeelskin hateelskin pantseelskin shieldelevenderizing hammerelevennis shoes
eleventenchantlersevil-ass clubeXtreme meat crossboweXtreme meat staffeXtreme meat sword
fez of etymologyflaming cardboard swordfloaty rock helmetfloaty rock pantsflypaper stafffoon of fearfulness
foon of fleshinessfoon of foulnessfoon of frigidityfoon of fulminationFrankly Mr. Shankfrigid-ass club
Frost™ brand swordfurry green earmuffsfurry kiltfurry pantsfurry skirtgatorskin umbrella (goatskin)
gatorskin umbrella (titanium)gelatinous meat massghast iron cleaverghast iron codpieceghast iron Garibaldighast iron heater shield
ghast iron ingotgiant cheesestickgiant green gummi ingotgiant red gummi ingotgiant yellow gummi ingotglistening staff
gnauga hide bucklergnauga hide chapsgnauga hide kiltgnauga hide skirtgnauga hide vestgnauga hide whip
Goggles of Loathinggoulaunchergrass bladegrass hatgrass skirtgrease gun
Greek Pasta Spoon of Perilgrisly shieldHairpiece On Firehairy staffHalf a PurseHammer of Smiting
Hand in GloveHand that Rocks the Ladlehippopotamus kilthippopotamus pantshippopotamus skirthippo skin buckler
hipposkin ponchohippo whiphot-ass clubhot cross bowicy-hot katanaJeans of Loathing
Kentucky-fried meat crossbowKentucky-fried meat staffKentucky-fried meat swordknobby kneepadslinoleum crossbowlinoleum helmet turtle
linoleum meat stacklinoleum stafflinoleum swordlynyrdskin breecheslynyrdskin caplynyrdskin tunic
malevolent medallionmeat cowboy hatmeatloaf helmet (catsup)meatloaf helmet (ketchup)meat shieldmeatspout staff
Meat Tenderizer is Murdermeaty helmet turtlemuculent machetenasty-ass clubnasty rat masknicksilver spurs
non-stick pugil stickOuija Board, Ouija Boardpainted shieldpenguin shortspenguin skin bucklerpenguinskin mini-kilt
penguinskin mini-skirtpenguin whippernicious cudgelpestobladepimpin' meat hatpink pinkslip slip
potato pistolpoutine poleprojectile icemakerPVC staffquicksilver spursrainbow crossbow
ram-battering staffraspberry beretratskin beltrattail whipreinforced furry underpantsrepeating crossbow
rusty staffsamurai turtle helmetSaucepanicsavory crossbowsavory staffsavory sword
Scepter of Loathingsea chapssea cowboy hatsea holstersebaceous shieldsentient meat mass
sequined fezShagadelic Disco BanjoShakespeare's Sister's AccordionSheila Take a Crossbowshin gourdsshuddersword
sicksilver spurssimple AIsix-rainbow shieldslicksilver spurssmoldering staffsoup-chucks
soylent staffspace beast fur hatspace beast fur pantsspace beast fur whipspiky turtle helmetspiky turtle shield
spiky turtle shoulderpadsSpirit Precipicesponge helmetspongy shieldsquare sponge pantssqueaky staff
Squeezebox of the AgesStaff of the Headmaster's VictualsStaff of the November Jack-O-Lanternstaph of homophonesstarchy crossbowstarchy staff
starchy swordStick-Knife of Loathingsticky meat kilt (female)sticky meat kilt (male)sticky meat pantssticky meat skirt
styrofoam crossbowstyrofoam staffstyrofoam swordSuper Magic Power Sword Xsword behind inappropriate prepositionssword of static
tail o' nine catsteflon shieldteflon spatulateflon swim finsthicksilver spursticksilver spurs
tighty whiteystime helmettime swordtime trouserstortoboggan shieldTreads of Loathing
Tropical Crimbo HatTropical Crimbo ShortsTropical Crimbo Swordtuxedo shirtvelcro bootsvelcro broadsword
velcro paddle ballvelcro shieldVicar's Tutuvillainous scythevinyl bootsvinyl shield
white beltwhite snakeskin dusterwhite whipwicksilver spurswiffle-flailWork is a Four Letter Sword
yak anorakyakskin buckleryakskin kiltyakskin pantsyakskin skirtyak toupee
yak whipzombie dinosaur egg       

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auxiliary backboneballoon helmetballoon monkeyballoon shieldballoon swordballpark hot daub
bark beretbark boxersbark braceletBonestabberBRICKO airshipBRICKO bat
BRICKO cathedralBRICKO elephantBRICKO gargantuchickenBRICKO hatBRICKO octopusBRICKO ooze
BRICKO oysterBRICKO pantsBRICKO pyramidBRICKO pythonBRICKO swordBRICKO turtle
BRICKO vacuum cleanercane-mail pantscane-mail shirtcelestial au juscelestial carrot juicecelestial olive oil
celestial squid inkclingfilm capclingfilm slippersclingfilm tangleclingfilm trouserscrystal skeleton vodka
double-ice boxdouble-ice britchesdouble-ice capduct tape bucklerduct tape dockersduct tape fedora
duct tape shirtduct tape swordduct tape walleteldritch concentrateeldritch extracteldritch rub
eldritch tinctureextra-large palm-frond toupeefirefoot-long hot daubgauze hammockgauze shorts
honeybritcheshoneycaphoney dipperhoney meadhoneypothot daub bun
hot daub standjar of oillarge pile of sand (grains)large pile of sand (piles)large pile of sand (small piles)Lazybones™ recliner
lemon drop trouserslemon party hatlemon shirtmummy maskoil capoil lamp
oil panoil slacksoily boidpalm-frond caprispalm-frond cloakpalm-frond fan
palm-frond netpalm-frond whippaperclip-on tiepaperclip capepaperclip pantspaperclip sproinger
paperclip turbanpapier-mâché basepapier-mâché bowlpapier-mâché handlepapier-mâché plaquepapier-mâchéte
papier-mâché toothpickspapier-mâchaerantherapapier-mâchine gunpapier-mâchuridarspapier-masquepapier-mitre
papier-mochipeppermint crookpeppermint pattypeppermint rhino babypeppermint twistpile of sand (grains)
pile of sand (small piles)plaid bandageplaid pocket squareplaid skirtpottery clubpottery hat
pottery shieldpottery training pantspottery yo-yoreally thick bandageshaking skullskeletal scabbard
skeletal skiffskeleton quicheskeleton skissmall pile of sandSMOOCH bracersSMOOCH breastplate
SMOOCH codpieceSMOOCH kneepadsSMOOCH spaulderssmooth velvet brasmooth velvet hankysmooth velvet hat
smooth velvet pantssmooth velvet pocket squaresmooth velvet shirtsmooth velvet sockssnailmail breechessnailmail coif
snailmail hauberksnakeskin cowboy hatsnakeskin jacketsnakeskin thighbootsspace barspace heater
space invaderspace needlesugar bunnysugar fairysweet toothtin cup
tin drumtin foiltin lizzietin roof (rusted)tin snipstin tam
turtlemail breechesturtlemail coifturtlemail hauberkwax hatwax pantswild honey pie
wumpus-hair bolowumpus-hair loinclothwumpus-hair netwumpus-hair sweaterwumpus-hair whipwumpus-hair wig

Disc - Consumption - Food

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"meat" stick 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti Abominable snowcone acceptable bagel acceptable mayolus accidental mutton
actual blood sausageactual tapas a dance upon the palate Affirmation Cookieagnolotti arboli Aldebaran sardines
alien meatalien sandwichamok pudding Ancient frozen dinner Ancient unspeakable fruitcake Angel-food cake
angst burger animal part crackerAntique packet of ketchup As Jus Gezund Heit Asparagus lo mein Asparagus stir-fry
astral hot dog bätzle Babycakes badass pie bag of GORF bag of GORP
bag of QWOP Baja sopapillabaked stuffingBalaclava baklava Ballroom blintz Banana
Banana-frosted king cake Banana cream pie Banana milkshake barrel cracker barrel pickle Bash-Ōs cereal
basic hot dog Bat-shaped Crimboween cookie Bat haggis Bat wing kabob Bat wing stir-fry Bean burrito
bear clawbeautiful soup Beefy Crunch Pastaco Beefy fish meat beefy maki beefy nigiri
Beer basted brat Bell-shaped Crimbo cookie bento box berries of suffering Better Than Cuddling Cake Birthday party jellybean cheesecake
bishop cookie Black Angus blackburgerBlackberry Black forest cake Black forest ham Black pudding
Blob-shaped Crimbo cookie blood-soaked sponge cakeblood roll-upblood sausage blood snowconebloodstick
Blueberry-frosted king cake blueberry muffinBlue velvet cake blunt cat claw bone meal Boring spaghetti
Boris's key lime pie boss brain Bouillabaise Coucher Avec Moi Bowl of Bounty-Os Bowl of cottage cheese bowl of eyeballs
Bowl of fishysoisse Bowl of lucky charms bowl of maggots bowl of mernudobowl of mummy guts Bowl of oriole's nest soup
Bowl of rye sprouts bowl of Tastee-Wheet™bowl of topioca Bowl of unidentifiable goo Brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings Brain Food Pastaco
Brains casserole bran muffinbread line bread rollbreakfast mess breakfast miracle
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich Brown sugar cane browser cookieBrussels Sprout Stir-Fry buñuelos JaliscosBucket of honey
Bunch of square grapes C.H.U.M. chum Cactus fruit campfire baked potatocampfire beanscampfire coffee
campfire hot dogcampfire s'morecampfire stewCan-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce candied pecan candied sweet potatoes
Candied yams Candy cane Candy cane pizza Candy Cane Surprise candy carrot candy carrot cake
Candy kneecapping stick candy mountain oyster Candy stake can of Adultwitch™ Can of franks 'n' beans can of sardines
Carob brownies Carob chunk cookies Carob chunk noodles Carob chunks Carrot, Cabbage, and Kale Pizza carrot cake
carton of snake milk Catgut taco Catsup Caviar Carbonara Centipede eggs chaos popcorn
cheezburger Cherry Cherry pie Children's Meal of the Damned chilly dog Choco-Mint patty
chocolate "Phoenix"Chocolate-covered scarab beetle Chocolate-frosted king cake chocolate chip muffinchocolate Ogre Chieftainchocolate Spider Queen
Chorizo brownies Chorizo taco cinnamon cannoli Cinnamon Nutrition Block circular CRIMBCOOKIE club sandwich
Cob of corn Cocktail onion Cocoa eggshell fragment Cold hi mein cold mashed potatoes Congratulatory cake
consummate bacon consummate bagel consummate baked potato consummate brownie consummate cheese slice consummate cold cuts
consummate corn chips consummate egg salad consummate frankfurter consummate french fries consummate fried egg consummate hard-boiled egg
consummate hot dog bun consummate ice cream consummate meatloaf consummate melted cheese consummate salad consummate salsa
consummate sauerkraut consummate sliced bread consummate sorbet consummate soup consummate sour cream consummate steak
consummate strawberries consummate toast consummate whipped cream cookie cookie Cool Brunch Pastaco cool cat claw
cool jelly donut Cool mushroom Cool mushroom casserole corned-beef Reuben crabsicleCranberries
cranberry cylindercrappy brain Crazy Dragon Shogun Buddha Roll Crazy little Turkish delight Cream of pointy mushroom soup Creamsicle
Crepes a la Lune CRIMBCO Deluxe Reconstituted Gruel with Simulated Raisins CRIMBCOIDS mints CRIMBCOLOAF CRIMBCO Reconstituted Gruel Crimbo pie
Crimbo saladCrimboysters Rockefellercrudles cupcake-in-a-cup cup of lukewarm tea Cursed black pearl onion
Cursed sea biscuit custard pie dead lights pie dead meat bun decent brain Dehydrated caviar
Delicious noodles Delicious salad Delicious spicy noodles delicious star saladdelicious swamp muck deluxe layer cake
denastified haunchDesiccated apricot Devil's-food cake devil dog deviled egg devil hair pasta
diabolic pizzaDigital key lime pie dinner roll Dinsey food-cone Dire fudgesicle Disc-Shaped Nutrition Unit
disco biscuit Double Bacon Beelzeburger Dragon snaps Dreadsylvanian cold pocket Dreadsylvanian hot pocket Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie
Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket Dreadsylvanian stew Dreadsylvanian stink pocket drippy caviardrippy nugget
drippy plum(?)D roll druidic s'moreDwarf bread eagle's milk edible alien plant bit
eldritch mushroomeldritch mushroom pizzaEldritch snapelectric Kool-Aid elf army field rationsElfin shortbread
elven limbos gingerbread elven hardtack enchanted bean burrito Energy Buzz Pastaco Ent cider enticing mayolus
Escargotsicle Every Day is Like This Sundae Evil boring spaghetti Evil delicious noodles Evil delicious spicy noodles Evil painful penne pasta
Evil ravioli della hippy Evil spicy noodles exotic jungle fruit Expired can of franks 'n' beans extra-flat panini Extra-greasy slider
extra-toasted half sandwichFancy beef jerky Fancy canapés FantasyRealm turkey legFDKOL hotcakes festive sausage
Fettris Fettucini épines Inconnu Fettucini Inconnu fiery wing filet of The Fish fine aged cheddarwurst
fireman's lunch Fishy fish Fishy fish casserole Fishy fish lasagna Flaming mushroom flan del mar
flavorless gruel fleetwood mac 'n' cheese Flower petal pie Foie gras forbidden danish forbidden sausage
Fortune cookie Frat brats Fricasseed brains Frozen banquet frozen danish Frozen mushroom
Fruitcake fudge bunny fudgesicle fusilli marrownarrow fusillocybin gallon of milk
Genalen™ Bottle Ghost cucumber ghost dog ghostly ectoplasmghost pepper Ghuol-ear kabob
Ghuol egg Ghuol egg quiche Ghuol guolash giant grain of protein powder giant green gummi bear giant heirloom grape tomato
giant marshmallow giant red gummi bear giant yellow gummi bear Gingerborg Hive Gingerbread bugbear Gingerbread horror
Gingerbread massacre gingerbread mugGingerbread mutant bugbear Gingerbread Nutrition Block gingerbread robot Gingerbread stir-fry
Glass of baboon milk Glass of goat's milk glass of raw eggsGlistening fish meat glistening maki glistening nigiri
glob of cream cheese gloomy black mushroomglowing fungus Gnat lasagna Gnatloaf Gnatloaf casserole
Gnocchetti di Nietzsche Goat cheese Goat cheese pizza Goat cheese taco good brain good guava
gooey lava globs government cheese Gr8ps Grapefruit Grapes green-iced sweet roll
green and red beangreen bean casserolegreen drunki-bear green hamhock grilled cheese sandwich grilled mooseflank
Grimdrop Chow Mein Grimgerbread House Grue egg omelette guffinGumdrop chow mein gunky chicken
gunpowder burrito haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis half double fruitcakeHalibut Alfredo hambrosierhamburger
hamlet sandwich ham steak Handful of nuts and berries Handful of walnuts Happy Birthday, Claude! cake hardboiled egg
haunted cherry piehaunted Hell ramenhaunted orangehaunted pizzaheart-Shaped candy whetstoneHell broth
Hell ramen Herbal stuffing Herb brownies hibiscus petalHide-rox™ cookiehigh-calorie sugar substitute
Hippy herbal tea holiday cheese log Honey-dew Hot buttered roll Hot date Hot hi mein
Hot wing humble pie Humpty Dumplings hunter brain hushed puppyiceberg lettuce
ice cream sandwich ice harvest ice riceidiot brain igloo pie imitation White Russian
immaculate egg salad sandwich immaculate grilled cheese immaculate hot dog immaculate ice cream sandwich incredible pizza initiative shawarma
Insanely spicy bean burrito Insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito Insanely spicy jumping bean burrito Irradiated candy cane It Came From Beyond Dessert Jarlsberg's key lime pie
java cookie Jawbruiser jerky coins jive turkey leg Jumbo Dr. Lucifer Jumbo olive
Jumping bean burrito Jumping bean taco jumping horseradishjungle floor wax Juniper berries junk food
junkyard dog karma shawarma Ketchup king cookie Kiwi knight cookie
Knob jelly donut Knob ka-bobs Knob lo mein Knob mushroom knob nuts Knob pasty
Knob sausage Knob sausage stir-fry Knob shroomkabob Knob stir-fry knob stroganoff Knob stuffed shells
Knoll lo mein Knoll mushroom Knoll shroomkabob Knoll stir-fry Knuckle sandwich Kudzu salad
Kumquat Large cocoa eggshell fragment Laser-broiled pear lava cake leftover canapés leftover pasty
leftoversleftovers sandwichLemon Lemon meringue pie lemon popsicle libertagliatelle
Licorice garrote Lihc eye pie Lime limp broccoli linguini immondizia bianco linguini of the sea
liquid bread liver and let pie liver popsicle Loaded Baked Potato loaf of alien bread loaf of soda bread
Lobster qua Grill Long pork casserole Long pork chop sandwiches Long pork lasagna Lord of the Flies-sized fries Lucky Surprise Egg
Ludovico Pastaco magical baguette magical sausagemana-basted tofurkey legmana-coated yamsmana-fortified cranberry sauce
mana-stuffed herbal stuffingmana curds Manetwich Maple syrup mashed potatoesMedical Pastaco
Menudo Menudo ravioli meteoreomime army rationsmince pieMind flayer corpse
mineapple Miserable Pie Mixed wildflower greens Mole molé Moon Pie moose chocolate
moosemeat pieMornington crescent roll mouth-watering mayolus Mr. BurnsgerMt. McLargeHuge oyster muffled muffuletta
Mugcake mulberry mushroom filetMushroom pizza nachos of the night nailswurst
Nanite-infested candy cane Nanite-infested fruitcake Nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear natto pocky nega-mushroomneutron lollipop
New and Improved CRIMBCO Reconstituted Gruel nut-shaped Crimbo cookie Nutty organic salad occult jelly donut oily golden mushroomojo de pez burrito
oldcakeold chum Olive Olive lo mein Olive stir-fry Omega Sundae
one with everything optimal dog Orange orange popsicle Overcookie P.B.L.T.
Packet of beer nuts Packet of tofurkey gravy Painful penne pasta Papaya Papaya taco party platter for one
pat of butter pawn cookie PB&BP PB&J with the crusts cut offPeach Peach pie
Pear Pear tart pecan pie Peche a la Frog Penguin focaccia bread Peppermint Nutrition Block
peppermint patty perfect breakfast perfect chef salad perfect sandwich Personalized birthday cake pestopiary
petit 4.1 petit fortran philosopher's scone phish stick pickled egg Piece of wedding cake
pie man was not meant to eat pigeon egg pineapple slabpink slime piping organ pie pixel banana
pixel lemon plain bagel Plain pizza plain snowconeplate of Frigid Northern Beansplate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans
plate of Hellfire Spicy Beansplate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeasplate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beansplate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beansplate of Tesla's Electroplated Beansplate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans
plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Saladplate of World's Blackest-Eyed PeasPlum plumber's lunch Pointy mushroom poisonous caviar
popcorn popular tart Poutine Powdered donut Pr0n cocktail Pr0n m4nic0tti
Pr0n stir-fry Pr0n taco prescription noodles primitive alien saladprimitive candy caneProtein paste
pumpkin pie Purple pixel pie Queen cookie Questionable taco rack of dinosaur ribs Radio button candy
Rainbow Spider Fun Roll raisin Raspberry Rat appendix kabob Rat appendix stir-fry Ratini
Rat scrapple Ravioli della hippy raw breadraw cranberry sauceraw gravyraw green beans
raw mincemeatraw potatoraw stuffingraw sweet potatoraw turkeyred drunki-bear
Red Herring Velvet Cake red velvet cake Retenez L'Herbe Paté ridiculous sandwich roasted duck Roasted marshmallow
robin flanRocky road ice cream rook cookie root beer rotting beefsteakRoyal jelly
Royal jelly taco s'more S.T.L.T. salacious crumbs salt plumSandwich of the gods
Sausage pizza sausage without a cause Sausage wonton savage macho dog Savoy truffle Sea avocado
Sea blueberry Sea broccoli Sea carrot Sea cauliflower Sea cucumber Sea honeydew
Sea lychee Sea persimmon Sea radish seared dino steak Sea tangelo sea truffle
shadowy cat claw sheet cake shells a la shellfish shoo-fish pie Shoots and leaves shrapnel jelly donut
shushed potatoesSingle-serving herbal stuffing Six tiny wedges of goat cheese skeleton quiche Skewered cat appendix Skull-shaped Crimboween cookie
Skully's hot chocolate Sleazy hi mein sleeping dog slice of pizza Slick fish meat slick maki
slick nigiri Slimy sweetbreads sly dog smashed danish smelted roe SMOOCH soda
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie snow berries snow crab Sogg-Os Soylent Red and Green space chowder
space jam toast spagecialetti spaghetti breakfast spaghetti con calaveras spaghetti with ghost balls Spaghetti with Moonballs
Spaghetti with Skullheads Spam Witch sammich Spectral pickle Spicy bean burrito Spicy enchanted bean burrito Spicy jumping bean burrito
Spicy mushroom quesadilla Spicy noodles spiritual candy canespiritual fruitcakespiritual gingerbreadsponge cake
Spooky hi mein Spooky lo mein Spooky mushroom Spooky shroomkabob Spooky stir-fry Spooky Surprise Egg
square CRIMBCOOKIE squirmy violent party snack Stale baguette stale Cheer-E-OsStalk of asparagus standard-issue cupcake
Star key lime pie Steel lasagna Stinky hi mein Stinky mushroom stolen sushi stomach turnover
Strawberry Strawberry pie strawberry popsicle Strix stix Stuffed spooky mushroom Stunt nuts
sublime deluxe hot dog sublime nachos sublime stew succulent marrow suggestive strozzapreti sun-dried tofu
Super ka-bob super salad swedish massage fishsweet party mixsweet roll Alabama T8r tots
Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco tainted milkTangerine Tasty tart
Tea, Earl Grey, Hottea for one temperance whiskeyTempura avocado Tempura broccoli Tempura carrot
Tempura cauliflower Tempura cucumber Tempura radish thanksgiving turkeyThe Plumber's mushroom stewThey liver popsicle
This Charming Flan Three-tiered wedding cake throbbing organ pie thyme jelly donut Tiger-lily's milk Tin cup of mulligan stew
tin of submardines Tin rations Tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker Toast toasted brie toast with cold jelly
toast with hot jellyToast with jam toast with sleaze jellytoast with spooky jellytoast with stench jellytobiko pocky
toe jam toast Tofu casserole Tofurkey gravy Tofurkey leg Tofurkey nugget Tofu stir-fry
Tofu taco Tofu wonton Tomato Tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie toxo traditional Crimbo cookie
traffic jam toast transparent nogTree-shaped Crimbo cookie triangular CRIMBCOOKIE Trollhouse cookies Tube of cranberry Go-Goo
turkish mostaccioli Turnip and Rutabaga Pie Turtle soup Twigs and gravel Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich ultra-deluxe cupcake
ultrafondue unappetizing mayolus Uncooked chorizo unfinished fruitcakeUnfortunate dumplings unidentifiable dried fruit
Unidentified jerky uninteresting mayolus Ur-Donut Urinal cake Valentine's Day cake Vampire cake
vampire chowder Vanilla-frosted king cake Vegas Volcano Lava Roll very hot lunch video games hot dog Vinegar-soaked lemon slice
VYKEA meatballs walrus ice cream warbear feasting bread warbear gyro warbear thermoregulator bread warbear warrior bread
warm gravyWarm mushroom warm war shawarma wasabi pocky water log wax pancake
Wedge of gray cheese weird gazelle steak wet dog Wet stew White chocolate and tomato pizza White chocolate chip brownies
White chocolate chip cookies White chocolate chips White Citadel burger White Citadel fries White rice whole roasted chicken
whole turkey leg wild honey pie witch's bread Wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie Xiblaxian ultraburrito yam candy
Yeg's Motel pillow mintyellow drunki-bear yellow matter custard yule gruel   

Disc - Consumption - Booze

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5-hour acrimony acceptable vodka Accidental cider Acqua Del Piatto Merlot Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet adequate rum
Afternoon Delight Agitated Turkey Alewife™ Ale A little sump'm sump'm Ambitious Turkey Amnesiac Ale
An evil little sump'm sump'm Antarctic Ice Tea antique beerAround the world artisanal limoncello asbestos thermos
astral pilsner Aura Libre Aye Aye Aye Aye, Captain Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth backwoods screwdriver
bad rum and good colaBanana daiquiri bark rootbeerbarrel-aged martini Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler Barulio's bottle
basic martinibeavermouthbeaver punch (cherry)beaver punch (papaya)beaver punch (peach)Bee's Knees
Beertini beery blood Beignet Milgranet Berry-infused sake Bilge wine Black & tan
Black and Tan and Red All Over black brandyBlackfly Chardonnay Black Hole Blended frozen swill blended frozen swill with a fly in it
blood-red mushroom wine blood and blood Blood Light Bloody beer bloody kiwitini Bloody mary
Bloody NoraBodyslam Boilermaker Bologna Lambic Bone's Farm "wine" bone aperitif
boot flaskbooze-soaked cherry Bordeaux Marteaux bottle of Amontillado bottle of Bloodweiser Bottle of Calcutta Emerald
Bottle of cooking sherry bottle of Crimbognacbottle of dark rhumBottle of Definit Bottle of Domesticated Turkey bottle of drinkin' gas
bottle of Evermore bottle of extra-dark rhumbottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPAbottle of fruity "wine" Bottle of gin bottle of Greedy Dog
Bottle of Jorge Sinsonte bottle of Lambada Lambic bottle of laundry sherry Bottle of Lieutenant Freeman bottle of norwhiskeybottle of Old Pugilist
Bottle of Ooze-O Bottle of peppermint schnapps Bottle of Pete's Sake Bottle of Pinot Renoir Bottle of popskull bottle of Professor Beer
bottle of Race Car Red bottle of Rapier Witbier Bottle of realpagne Bottle of rum Bottle of sake bottle of Sanguiovese
bottle of sea wineBottle of sewage schnapps Bottle of single-barrel whiskey bottle of super-extra-dark rhumBottle of tequila Bottle of vodka
Bottle of whiskey bottle of wine Bowl of Scorpions Boxed champagne Boxed wine Braincracker sweet
breaded beer Breakfast Blast wine cooler broberry brogurt brocolate brogurt bucket of wine Bungle in the jungle
Bustle HustlerButtery BoyButtery Knob buzzing mushroom wine Caipifruta Caipiranha
Calle de miel calle de miel with a fly in itCandicaine Candy Alexander Candycaine can of Brütalbräu
can of Drooling Monk can of Impetuous Scofflaw Can of Swiller can of the cheapest beer Canteen of wine carrot claret
Cement Mixer Centauri fish winechakra-mental wineChakra Libre cheap Chinese beer Cherry bomb
Cherrytastrophe wine cooler chocotini Chunky Mary ChurchillCinco Mayo Lager Citrus-infused sake
Citrus Crush wine cooler Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau Cobra BowlCold One complex mushroom wine Cool mushroom wine
Corpsebite Corpsedriver Corpse Island iced tea Corpse on the beach Corpsetini cranberry schnapps
Crazymaker Cream stout CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps CRIMBCO wine
Crimbojito Crimboku Drop Crimbo Saketini Cruelty-free wine crystal skeleton vodka CSA cheerfulness ration
CSA scoutmaster's "water" cup of "tea" Cup of primitive beer Cursed bottle of black-label rum Cursed bottle of rum Cursed Punch
Cyder Dark & Starry Das Sauerlager day-old beer Decanter of fine Scotch Desert Island Iced Tea
Dew yoana lei Dew yoana salacious lei Dinsey Whinskey dirt julepDirty martini Disappointed Russian
discocktail Distilled fortified wine Divine Doc Clock's thyme cocktaildouble entendreDoublepunchplanter
Drac & Tan Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy Dreadsylvanian grimlet Dreadsylvanian hot toddy Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple
dream of a dog drippy pilsnerdrive-by shootingDrunken Astrophysicist Drunken Neurologist Drunken Philosopher
Dry martini Dry vodka martini Ducha de oro DUFRESNE SudsDump Truck dusty bottle of blood
Dusty bottle of Marsala Dusty bottle of Merlot Dusty bottle of Muscat Dusty bottle of Pinot Noir Dusty bottle of Port Dusty bottle of Zinfandel
Earth, Wind and Firewater Earth and Firewater Ecto-Cooler Ecto-nog Eggnog Eggnogtini
eighth plagueeldritch distillateeldritch elixireldritch extractElectric Punchelectric snakebite
elemental caipiroskaElven cellocello Elven moonshine elven squeeze emergency margarita En Una Fila Tequila
Especially salty dog Event Horizon Evil ducha de oro Evil horizontal tango Evil roll in the hay executive mime flask
expensive champagne Expired bottle of peppermint schnapps Extra-slimy Slimosa Extra-spicy bloody mary extremely slippery nippleFalcon™ Maltese Liquor
Fantasma en la Máquina FantasyRealm meadFauna Libre Feliz Navidad Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel Fermented honey
Fine wine firemilkFirewater fisheladaFlamin' Whatshisname Flaming Caipiranha
Flaming Crimbo Log Flaming Knob Flaming Mohobo Flaming mushroom wine Flaming Sazerorc Flask of Amontillado
flask of moonshineflask of portflat cider Flat mushroom wine Flivver Flute of flat champagne
Flying Caipiranha Fog Murderer Fortified Eggnog Slurry fountain 'soda' French bronilla brogurt Friendly Turkey
Fromage Pinotage Fruity girl swill Fuzzbump Fuzzy Tentacle gamma nog Gets-You-Drunk
Ghiaccio Coladaghost beer Giant glass of brandy Gibson Gimlet Gin
gin-soaked blotter paper gin and gingerGin and Herring Gin and tonic ginger beergingerbread wine
Gin Mint glass of "milk" glass of bourbon glass of drippy wineglass of herbal tequila Gloomy mushroom wine
Gnollish sangriaGnomish sagngriaGo-Wassail Golden Mean Gold Velvet™ whiskey Gordon Bennett
Grasshopper Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)Great Older Fashioned Great old fashionedGreen beer Green Burlap
green eggnog Green Giant Green Manalishi Green Muslin Green Velvet Grimacider
Grimacite Bock Grog Grogtini gunner's daughterhacked gibsonhaunted bottle of vodka
haunted eggnoghaunted gimlethaunted martiniHaymaker hell in a bucketHerringcello
Herring Daiquiri Herringtini Herring Wallbanger Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel high-end ginger wineHighest Bitter
hipster cocktailHodgman's blanket honey mead Horizontal tango Horseradish-infused Vodka Hot Buttered Rum
Hot choculate hot mint schnocolate Hot Socks Hot toady hot watered rumHumanitini
Hundred Headed IPA Ice-cold fotie Ice-cold Sir Schlitz Ice-cold Willer iced plum wineIce Island Long Tea
ice porterice wineIcy mushroom wine Imp Ale improved martiniInfinitesimal IPA
Irish Coffee, English Heart Ish Kabibble Island HurricaneIsland LandslideIsland ThunderstormIsotope Nog
Jack-O-Lantern beer Jackhammer Jar of fermented pickle juice Jar of squeeze Jeppson's Malort Jerkitini
jug of boozeJungle Juice junk yard Kamicorpse-ee Knob mushroom wine Knoll mushroom wine
La Fantasma y La Oscuridad large tankard of ale lavawater legitimate business on the beach Lemonade-235 Le Roi
literal grasshopperLocust Lollipop Drop London froglow tide martiniLucky Lindy
Lumbering jack Lumineux Limnio Lychee chuhai Mad Train wine Mae West Mae West with a fly in it
magnum of fancy champagne Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir Mandarina colada mandarina colada with a fly in itMargarita marshmallow flambé
Martini martinyMcLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade McMillicancuddy's Special Lager meadeoritemediocre lager
Melon-infused sake Melted Jell-o shot mentholated winemid-level medieval mead Middle of the Road™ brand whiskeymime army wine
Mimosette mini-martini Mint Yulep Miss Graves' Vermouthmissing wine Mohobo
Monkey wrench Mon Tiki moonberry wine cooler Moons-shine Moonshine Mohobo Moonthril Schnapps
More Humanitini than Humanitini moreltiniMorlock's Mark Bourbon morning dewMorto Moreto mourning wine
Mt. Noob Pale Ale mulled berry wine mulled bloodMulled cider mulled hobo wineMurderer's Punch
Muschat mushroom whiskeyMutagin 'n' Tonic Mysterious Island iced teaNachojito Nanite-infested eggnog
natto-infused sake nega-mushroom wineneg grogNeuromancer NewarkNew Zealand iced tea
Nog-on-the-Cobnon-aged vinegar nothingtiniOcean motion Oh, the Humanitini Oil Nog
Oily mushroom wine Old-fashioned Oozenog open sauce Orangemageddon wine cooler Oreille Divisée brandy
Over Easy Rider overpowering mushroom wine overpriced "imported" beer Paint A Vulgar Pitcher painting of a glass of wine Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster
Papaya sling Papaya slung Parisian cathouse party beer bombpassable stout Pebblebräu
perfect cosmopolitanperfect dark and stormyperfect mimosaperfect negroniperfect old-fashionedperfect paloma
Perpendicular hula perpendicular hula with a fly in itPetite Porter Phil CollinsPhlegethonPhonus Balonus
Pink pony piscatinipixel beer pixel daiquiri Plague of Locusts plain old beer
plastic cup of beer Plum wine Pointy mushroom wine premium malt liquor primitive alien boozePrussian cathouse
prussian cathouse with a fly in itPsychotic Train wine pumpkin beer punch-drunk punchPunchplanter Purple corpsel
Quaatorade™ R'lyehRabbit punch Racisto RuidosoRadberry Rip wine cooler Ralph IX cognac
Ram's Face Lager Red-headed corpse red-hot boilermaker red aleRed Dwarf red red wine
red rum Redrum Red Russianregular-size brogurt reverse Tantalusridiculous cocktail
robin nogrocket fuel Rockin' wagon rockin' wagon with a fly in itrodeo whiskeyRoll in the hay
Rompedores de Fantasmas Rum and cola runny fermented eggRussian Ice Sacramento wineSaison du Lune
Salacious lychee chuhai Salacious screwdiver Salinated mint julep salt plum sakeSalty dog Salty slug
Sangria Sangria del diablo Sangria de Menthe Sazerorc Sazuruk-hai Scorpion Bowl
scotch on the rocks Scrawny Stout Screwdiver Screwdriver Sham champagne shining goblet
Shot of blackberry schnapps Shot of flower schnapps Shot of grapefruit schnapps Shot of Kardashian Ginshot of mescal Shot of nepenthe schnapps
Shot of orange schnapps Shot of peach schnapps Shot of pear schnapps Shot of rotgut Shot of the Living Dead Shot of tomato schnapps
shroomtiniSiberian sunriseSilver Bullet beer Simepore slimesingle entendresingle swig of vodka
Sizzling Sinner Skull Punchslap and slap again Slap and tickle slap and tickle with a fly in itSlimebite
Slimosa Slimy fermented bile bladder Slip 'n' slide Slippery Knob Sloe Comfortable Zoo Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire
Sloppy Jalopy Slug of rum Slug of shochu Slug of vodka smooth mushroom wine Smuggler's Punch
snakebite Snifter of thoroughly aged brandy Sockdollager soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini soilzeracSourfinger
soyburger juice soy cordial space port space wineSpasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne Spiced rum
Spicy Hot Chocolate spiritual eggnogsplendid martiniSpooky eggnog Spooky mushroom wine stale cheer wine
stealth bomber SteamboatSteel margarita stepmom's booze stinkwater Stinky mushroom wine
Strawberry daiquiri Strawberry wine Strikes Again Bigmouth Suffering Sinner super-size brogurt Supernova Champagne
Suppurating Sinner swirling mushroom wine Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita Tangarita tangarita with a fly in ittankard of ale
Temps Tempranillo Teqiwila Teqiwila slammer Tequila sunrise Tequila sunset Tequila with training wheels
Tequiz NavidadThe Cooler Out of Space The Mad LiquorThermos full of Knob coffee thermos of "whiskey" Third Base
Thistle wine Thriller Ice tobiko-infused sake Tomato daiquiri Transylvania Sling TRIO cup of beer
Tropical swill Turtle Bowltwice-haunted screwdrivertwo meat muckTypical Tavern swill unflavored wine cooler
unidentified drinkunnamed cocktail unquiet spirits Uovo Marcio Shiraz used beer vampagne
very fancy whiskeyVesper vintage smart drink Vodka and cranberry Vodka and tonic vodka barracuda
Vodka Dog Vodka gibson Vodka martini Vodka Matryoshka vodka stingerVodka stratocaster
VYKEA meadwarbear bearserker mead warbear blizzard mead warbear feasting mead wasabi-infused sake Water purification pills
wax boozeWet Russian Whiskey and cola Whiskey and soda Whiskey bittersweet whiskey in a broken glass
Whiskey sour whiskey squeezeWhite-label gin White Canadian white Dreadsylvanian White Hyborian
White lightning white wine White Xanadian Wine spritzer world's most unappetizing beverage Wrecked Generator
Xiblaxian space-whiskey Yellow brick road Ye Olde Meade Zmobie zombie Zoodriver


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Collector's Score: 345 (Tattoo: 142, Trophy: 86, Familiar: 117)